Toad: Humph. I hate them. They never leave me alone!
Toad walked down a lonely street to his favorite dinner. Just then his cellphone rang.
Toad: (answering the phone in a glum voice) Hello? Pissed off Toad speaking.
Peach: Hello? Toad, your not still mad are you?
Toad hung up his cellphone and went in to the diner.
Peach: (sadly) I take that as a no. (sobbing) This is all your fault you fat, half-wit, son-of-a.
Mario: Hold on Peach. Blaming people will get us no... half-wit?
Luigi: What Half-wit's trying to say is that we don't have time to blame and we must find Toad and apologize.
Mario: Yeah. Hey wait a minute.
Daisy: Let's just go.
Mario: How about me and Peach go?
Peach: Noooooooo! I don't want you to mess this up again.
Mario: But.
He tried to protest but Peach was already out the door.
Luigi: You know she is right.
Mario: Your still claustrophobic right?
Luigi: Yeah, why?
Mario jumped on Luigi, shoved him into a broom closet, and left his horrified brother screaming for his life.
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LET ME OUT! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
Mario: (laughing) Oh I beg to differ.
Toad sat down on one of the booths. A waiter came to take his order.
Waiter: OK punk what do want?
Toad: Just get me a large coffee.
Waiter: Hmmm. Out of all the customers I called a punk, your the first to not complain. I respect that.
Toad: Just get me my damn coffee.
Waiter: (running off) Yes sir.
Toad stared at a man nearby.
Narrator: No homo.
Toad: (thinking) I could of sworn I've seen him somewhere.
Guy: (staring back) Toad? Is that you? It's me, Charley!
Toad: Charley! I haven't seen you in years!
Charley: (walking to Toad's booth) Well well well. If it isn't my ol' college pal Toad Shroom.
Toad: What's up with you these days?
Charley: Oh nothing. I see that you still got that squeaky voice.
Toad: Yup.
Charley: Soooo. What have you been doing with your life hotshot?
Toad: Weeellllll. I work for King and Princess Toadstool.
Charley: (In shock) You work for the royal family, seriously!
Toad: Yessiree bob. Along side with the Mario Brothers.
Charley: You got to be kidding me! I can't believe it! The major geek of college, Toad Laffayete Shroom, is working for the Toadstool's and the Mario Bros.! That is to good to be true.
Toad: Hey! Dont shout my full name to the public!
Charley: Sorry dude.
The waiter came back with Toad's coffee.
Waiter: Here you go sir. Sorry you had to wait so long. One of our waitresses just quit so we had to take care of that dilemma.
Toad: Whatever. How much do I owe ya?
Waiter: One coin.
Toad reached into his pocket for a coin and took it out.
Toad: (handing him the coin) Here you go.
Waiter: Thank you.
Toad and Charley continued their conversation when Peach burst through the door.
Peach: Toad! I'm sorry. Please come home!
Toad: No. I will not come until Mario properly apologizes.
Peach: Fine. If I get Mario to apologize will you come back?
Toad: Hmmmmm. How about that and a raise?
Peach: (in disgust) Ugh. Deal.
Toad: Good I'll be there in an hour. Oh, Princess Toadstool. This is Charley. Charley this is Princess Toadstool.
Charley: Goodmorning your highness.
Peach: Goomorning Mr...
Charley: Crane.
Peach: Oh. Well goodmorning Mr.Crane.
Toad: So Peach did you find your knew female employee?
Peach: Sadly no.
Charley: I have a friend who has a sister that needs a job.
Peach: Perfect! Bring her over tommorow pronto!
Charley: Glad to be of help.
Toad: (sarcasticlly) Oh boy...