The Mouth sat in a chair, looking burnt. The Eye, if eyes can smile, was doing so. "So my lord, now that we are done watching the movies, what now?" Sauron looked down at him, the fiery eye squinted.

I…had not thought that far ahead.

The Mouth rubbed his rump, "Might I suggest something?" Sauron raised a giant flaming eyebrow.

Ask away.

The mouth chuckled, "It could be entertaining to introduce some music to this place."
The Eye widened, shuddered…

(inside the mind of the Eye…)

Announcer/The Mouth: "And now its time we join that crazy fellowship known better as the people who don't do anything! Let's listen as they sing, a silly song!"

Theme music playing, the fellowship comes into sight.

Legolas: "Hahahaha! Eat Elvin arrow, Orc!"
Gimli: "I think he's taking you literally elf…"
Boromir: "Can we go home now!"
Aragorn: "No."

Gandalf: "Oh I…
Never dyed my hair white,
And I never wandered at night,
And I never beat the Balrog,(He is living in St. Paul)
And I never fought a Ringwraith,
And I never watched a line break,
And I never wanted to save the world at all…"

All: "Cause we're the fellowship! Who don't do anything!
We just stand here, or lye around!
So when they asked us…to destroy the ring,
We just asked them,
…what's with you and that thing?"

Nazgul: You think "You" did a lot of nothing?

Fellowship: "Yeah!"

Nazgul: Well, we did more nothing than you did!

Fellowship: "Oh yeah!"

Nazgul: Yeah!

Witch King: Oh I…
Never was an old king,
And I never chased the Halfling,
And I never lived in Mordor (Cause the tower's to darn tall!)
And I never rode a fellbeast,
Or recruited from the Far East,
And I never wandered under Sauron's thrall!

Ringwraiths: Cause we're the Nazgul! Who don't do anything!
We just stand here, or lye around!
When our lord told us…to go retrieve the ring,
We just told him,
…Ya shouldn't have lost the thing!

Frodo randomly coming in: "Oh I…
Never licked a kick ball,
And I never drove a long hall,
And I never ate my crayons,(I prefer to draw and scrawl!)
And I never ate a pot roast,
And I never played an Inn host,
And I never meant to save the world at…"

Witch King: Wait, hold it a minute! What does any of that have to do with LOTR?

Gandalf: "And what are crayons…?"

Witch King: Crayons? That's nonsense! What are you doing hobbit?

Frodo: "Well, I'm representing the third party, the not entirely good/bad guys. See, I started good, but than the Ring won me, so I guess I'm half and half…"

Gandalf: "…just let him sing, he has to stop sooner or later."

Witch king: …Later?

Frodo: "Here we go!
Oh I never won a bag race,
And I never stood on my face,
And I never swam the ocean,(I'm a hobbit for peat's sake!)
And I never started in spring…
On a quest, to destroy, the One Ring…"

Samwise:"…You just don't get it Mr. Frodo…"

All: And we never meant to save the world at all!

(Back to reality)

The mouth looked up at the angry, fiery, Eye above him. "…My lord? EEEP!" he fled as flames chased him from the tower.

I knew you would be the stupid one! You lost me the war!