Mario: Hehe. They're asleep! Now I can get my midnight snack.
He climbed out of bed and snuck to the kitchen. Just as the fridge sirens went off and the S.W.A.T team appeared out of nowhere.
S.W.A.T: Freeze Mario! Back away from the fridge!
Mario: (scared) I just wanted a sandwich.
S.W.A.T: We don't give a damn! Back up or we will be forced to open fire.
Mario: But I'm hungry!
Mario heard guns load. Just when he thought he was a goner, Peach came and flicked on the lights.
Peach: Ok boys. That's a wrap!
As quickly as they came the S.W.A.T team disappeared.
Mario: What the hell was that!
Peach: I told you that if you kept eatting late at night I'd have to take drastic mearsures.
Mario: Yeah, but I didn't know you'd get the S.W.A.T team on me!
Peach: Sorry, but you don't listen.
Mario: Well S.W.A.T team, C.I.A, or F.B.I, you can't stop me for I'm (in a heroic voice) Super Mario!
Peach: Goodnight. (under her breath) we'll see.
Toad: Ok Princess Peach. It's 12 noon so that means Charley and hopefully your new employee shall be here any minute.
The doorbell rang.
Peach: Speak of the Devil.
Toad: I'll be at the bathroom.
Toad dashed to the nearest bathroom and Peach opened the door.
Peach: Well hello Charley. Where is she?
Charley: Hmmm? Oh! She's coming alone. Her brother won't let go of her because he thinks she's leaving forever.
Peach: Sounds like he's very clingy.
Charley: You don't even know the half of it...
Voice: Please Toadette! Without you I am nothing! I love you so much! Please don't go!
Toadette: Leroy! Get off of me! Your hurting me!
Leroy was squeezing her so hard that she had to use her foot to pry him off.
Toadette: Stop overreacting. How do you know I'm going to get the job anyway?
Leroy: (wiping his eyes) You're right. I was blowing everything way out of proportion.
Toadete: It's not your fault. Look, how about this. If I get the job I'll come back and get my things so you'll have another chance to squeeze the life out of me before I leave?
Leroy: Well...Ok. Deal.
Toadette: (walking out the door) Ok. I'll be back.
Leroy: You better be.
Toadette took a bus to Toad town and walked to a warp pipe that led to the castle. On the way she spotted an unfamiliar shop.
Toadette: Hmmmmmm...I never saw this before.
She keep walking towards the pipe when she stepped on something sharp and pointy.
Toadette: (hopping around in pain) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! My foot!
She looked at the object that she stepped on and picked it up.
Toadette: (examining the object) Oh! This is a crown. I wonder who it belongs to?
Just then a woman with an orange dress and orange hair came running out of nowhere.
Woman: Oh! You found my crown! Thank you.
Toadette: Um. Your welcome. Who are you?
Woman: Me? I'm Princess Daisy of Sarassland.
Toadette: (curtsing) Hello your majesty. My name is Toadette Saunders.
Daisy: Hmmmm. Where are you headed?
Toadette: The Toadstool Castle. I'm.
Daisy: Oh! Your Peach's employee-to-be!
Toadette: Well...I...um...don't know about that.
Daisy: Don't worry. You're gonna get the job. Follow me.
Daisy grabbed Toadette by the arm and jumped in the warp pipe. Seconds later they ended up at the castle.
Daisy: Welcome to Peach's castle!
Toadette: My! It's huge!
Daisy: Not as big as mine but...you get the picture.
Toadette and Daisy walked to the door and rang the doorbell.
Mario: I'll get it!
Mario got up and answered the door.
Mario: Hey Daisy! Who's your friend?
Daisy: This is Toadette. The new employee.
Mario: Nice to meet you.
Toadette: Wow! Your your your...
Toadette fainted.
Daisy: Even I'm not that surprised to see you.
Mario: Just another adoring fan.
Daisy: Hmm. I'll wake her up. (screaming in her ear) WAKE UP!
Toadette: (waking up) Huh? Oh my apologizes. I'm such a big fan of your's.
Mario: It's ok. Would you like to come in?
Toadette: Yes please.
Mario, Daisy, and Toadette entered the castle and sat in the living room.
Daisy: So. Toadette. I'll get Peach.
Peach: (walking down the steps) No need. I'm here.
Daisy: Hey what's up!
Peach: Oh nothing. Now where is she?
Toadette: Right here Princess Toadstool.
Peach: Good. Let's discuss the matter over some coffee shall we?
Toadette: Sure.
She followed Peach in to the dining room to talk about her job.
Luigi, Charley, and Toad were in Luigi's room playing MarioKart 64 on his Nintendo 64.
Luigi: Ha! I'm gonna win!
Charley: No! In your dreams. I'm almost to the finish line!
Just then Toad's kart came out of nowhere and crossed the finish line first.
Toad: Hah! In your face! Oh oh! Oh oh!
Toad started dancing and Luigi and Charley just sat in humility.
Toad: Who's the man?
Silence.
Toad: I said who's the man?
Luigi & Charley: (glumly) You are.
Toad: All right. Who's up for another round?
Peach: (shouting from downstairs) TOAD! COME DOWN!
Luigi: Ha! You in trouble now!
Like I said before sorry for that extra space and sorry for updating so late.
