Peach: Toad! Hurry up!
Toad: Here I am. What's wrong?
Peach: I'd like you to meet our new employee...Toadette Suanders.
Toad stared at the sight before him. A beautiful woman was staring at him. His plams became sweaty and his mouth was dry.
Toadette: (reaching out to shake his hand) Hi! I'm Toadette!
Toad: Um..um..um..um.
Toadette: Are you ok?
Toad: Mmhhmm.
Toadette: Well alrighty then. (turning to Peach) Princess Toadstool. I left my stuff at my house, may I get them?
Peach: Yes and please call me Peach.
Toadette: Yes miss...I mean Peach.
Toadette dashed out the door. Peach started dancing.
Peach: (doing the chickenhead and the harlem shake) Yeeessss! I got my new maid! Yahoo! Aren't you happy Toad? Toad? Toad?
Toad was fainted on the floor. Peach walked over to him.
Peach: (yelling) WAKE UP!
Toad: (startled) What! Huh? What happened? Where's the danger!
Peach: Thers is no danger you moron. You fainted.
Toad: I did?
Peach: Yes. Now get up your creeping me out.
Peach left the room. Toad ran upstairs to find Charley and Luigi.
Toad: (running frantically) Charley! Luigi! Where are you?
Charley stuck his head out of Luigi's room. Toad ran head-first into him.
Charley + Toad: Ouch! That hurt you buffoon!
Toad: Sorry. But where's Luigi?
Luigi: I right here. What's wrong?
Toad got up, shoved them in Luigi's room, and locked the door.
Charley: Vhat's going von? Are ye going to kill thy?
Toad: Cut the crappy accent. I need to talk to you guys.
Luigi: About what?
Toad: It's about the new servant.
Charley: She hot ain't she?
Toad: Yeah and...hey! How did you know?
Charley: Duh. I know her.
Luigi: Ooooooh I get it. Toad's in it for her.
Charley: Haha! Your right! Toad got a crush.
Charley + Luigi: (chanting) Toad's got a crush! Toad's got a crush! Toad's got a crush!
Toad: Alright laugh it up.
Luigi: Wow. This is a big step for Toad.
Charley: Your right. Luigi follow me. Toad stay.
Toad: Fine.
Luigi followed Charley out of the room.
Charley: We need a plan to get Toad and Toadette together.
Luigi: I got a plan. Listen...(whispers in his ear)
Charley: Good idea. And then we could...(whispers in his ear)
Luigi: Then it's settled. Operation L.O.V.E will go into affect tommorrow.
Charley: That's a crappy title.
Luigi: Just end it.
Toadette: Leroy! Big brother! I got the job!
Leroy: (On his knees) NOOOOOOOOO! I mean that's great lil' sis. How much does it pay?
Toadette: 200 coins an hour.
Leroy: Your kidding me right? Tell me your kidding me.
Toadette: No I'm not.
Leroy: (fainting) Oh god.
Toadette: (smacking him around) Get up! Get up! Get up!
Leroy: I'm up! I'm up!
Toadette: Now where's my stuff.
Leroy: Here it is. Now be a good girl. And remember to write.
Toadette: (rolling her eyes) Yes big bro.
Leroy: And don't tell anyone about your um...secert.
Toadette: What secert?
Leroy: YOUR POWERS! DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR POWERS!
Toadette: Don't worry I won't tell a living soul.
She grabbed her suitcase and headed for the castle. Leroy burst into tears.
Leroy: (crying) They grow up so fast!
Toadette went back to the castle she found Peach at the door.
Peach: Ahh. Your back. Toad, show her her new room and give her a rundown of her job.
Toad: Yes ma'am. Follow me please.
Toadette followed Toad to her new room. Toad's mind wandered furiously with thoughts.
Toad: (thinking) Ok. Your in a room alone with the prettiest girl you've meet since Annet.
Just play it cool and maybe you can snag her. (end thought) Soooo...like your room? (thinking) Oh yeah that was a real good icebreaker.
Toadette: It's splendid! Ten times bigger then my old room.
Toad: Ok. Now that your Peach's assistant, here are some things you should know.
Toad started babbling about on about Peach's like a dislikes while Toadette took notes.
Toad: Well that's all you need to now.
Toadette: May I met the rest of your friends?
Toad: Uuuhhh, sure!
He ran downstairs and asked everyone to assemble.
Toad: Well you already now Peach, Mario, Daisy, and Charley. This is yoshi.
Yoshi: Yoshi! (hiiii)
Toad: He said hi. And this is Luigi. The second Mario bro.
Luigi: How do you do?
Toadette: The second? That's funny. I never...
Mario, Toad, Peach, Daisy: No don't say it!
Toadette: ...heard of him before.
Luigi: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO! Not again!
He cried and ran out the door.
Narrator: typical.
Author: Hey! Your not in this!
Narrator: sorry.
Toadette: (embrassed and ashamed) Oh no! Did I do something wrong!
Peach: Oh no. It's not your fault. Mario bring him back.
Maio bolted out the door. Toadette remained frozen in her spot.
Daisy: Oooo. You done it know. Luigi was feeling good about himself until you had to say those dreadful words.
Peach: Daisy! Your making her feel bad!
Peach and Daisy left the room arguing. Tears streamed down Toadette's cheecks.
Toadette: Now I feel even worst!
She buried her face in her hands and ran off. Toad chased her.
Toad: Come back! I'm trying to help you!
Toadette stopped running. Toad took her by the hand.
Toad: Don't feel bad. This happens alot. I did it too. So did Peach, Daisy, and half the kingdom. He's just going through some sorta phase.
Toadette: Thanks. Your a great friend!
She hugged him and left the room. Toad: Ahh. What a gal.
He fainted.