Mario: Luigi. I know your upset but.
Luigi: I'm fine! Save the lecture.
He reached in his pocket to get his phone.
Luigi: Hello? Charley? Hey! Did it work? Yes! Phase one of our plan is complete. Bye.
Mario: (confused) Uuuhhh...May I ask what's going on?
Luigi: Me and Charley are trying to get Toad together with that new maid. I knew she never heard me because Charley told me. So I faked that entire spaz knowing that Toad would confort her when she got got sad. Pretty nifty eh?
Mario: Nice. May I be in on your plan? (thinking) So I can watch it fail.
Luigi: Sure. But we'll need all the help we can get so wait till were at the castle so I can tell Peach 'n'
Daisy.
Luigi: (at the castle) Yo Peach! Daisy!
Peach: Shhh! All My Children's Children is on!
Daisy: Yeah. Drake is about to propose to Betty.
Drake: Betty my love. Will you marry me?
Betty: Hell no you perv!
She slapped him and walked away.
Daisy: Oooo. I never saw that coming.
Peach: Netheir did I.
Luigi: Oh God. This is just a bunch of crap. Right Mario?
Mario: (sobbing) Poor Drake! That woman was so out of line! He is so broken up now!
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: Huh? Oh yeah. What Luigi said.
Luigi: There. The comercial is on. I need to talk to ya'll.
Luigi told his plan to them.
Peach: Wow. Good plan.
Daisy: I guess it's good. I mean Toad's the only one without a girlfriend.
Peach: What about Toadsworth?
Daisy: Well. The only young person without a girlfriend.
Luigi: Enough of the chitchat! Are you in or are you out?
Peach: I'm in!
Mario: Me too.
Daisy: Ditto!
Luigi: Alright! We owe him for making fun of him anyway.
Mario: I guess your right.
Peach: So back to the plan. I know the perfect way to get them to go on a date!
Daisy: Oh? And what is that?
Peach: One of my famous parties of course!
Mario: Good idea! But wait. How do we know that Toad's gonna ask her to go since this is a free-for-
all?
Peach: Don't worry! It's gonna be a couples only party.
Luigi: Perfect! Since he loves your parties and never missed one he'll be forced to ask her!
Mario: Exactly! Unless she asks someone else.
Daisy: Ooo. Luigi: Don't worry! The plan shall not fail. Toad shall have a girlfriend if it kills me!
Peach: (sarcasticly) I'll get the knife.
Luigi: Very funny.
Daisy: Where is Toad anyway?
Mario: I'll find him.
He ran in to the parlor to find Toad and suddenly tripped over him.
Mario: Ouch. Hey guys! I found him!
The rest ran into the room to find Toad unconcious on the floor.
Daisy: Oh God! He's dead!
Peach: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Luigi: I know. He's obviously unconcious!
Peach: This is the second time this happened.
Mario: Second time? Man, he is such a weak-kneed person.
Daisy: I agree! Someone wake him up!
Peach: I will. (bending down to Toad) YOUR FIRED!
Toad: (grabbing her dress) NNNNOOOO! PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT IN THE STREETS!
Peach: Calm down. I just wanted to wake you up. And get off my dress.
Toad: (letting go) Sorry.
Peach: Anyway. Guess what? We're having another party!
Toad: YAY!
Peach: Yup. It's a couples only party so if you don't have a date, don't come.
Toad: What?
Peach, Mario, Daisy, and Luigi left the room.
Toad: Oh great. Where am I supposed to get a date?
Toadette came downstairs.
Toadette: Hey Toad! What's up?
Toad: Nothing much. Oh yeah. Peach is having a couples only party. You going?
Toadette: I might. You?
Toad: Yes. Since your going and I'm going, maybe we can um. Go together?
Toadette: You mean like a date?
Toad: Yeah! I mean only if you want it to be.
Toadette: Ok. It's a date!
Toad: REALLY! I mean that's cool.
Toadette: (leaving the room) See ya!
Toad: I GOT A DATE! I GOT A DATE! Oh God I got date. I haven't had a date in years. (panicking)
What will I say? What will I wear?
Luigi appeared out of no where to find Toad sweating like crazy.
Luigi: Are you ok?
Toad: I going to the party with Toadette. But I don't know what to do.
Luigi: You are? Yes! I mean don't worry. Me and Mario will help ya!
Toad: You'll really do that? Thanks! Your a great pal!
Luigi: Don't mention it. I'll be right back. (running) Peach! Daisy! Mario! Guess what?
Daisy: What?
Luigi: Toad's going with Toadette!
Mario + Peach: Really!
Luigi: Yep!
Peach: Finally! Luigi: You said it. Mario. We have to help Toad get ready. Peach, when is the party?
Peach: On Saturday at 8.
Luigi: Ok. So we have 3 days.
Mario: I'm with you all the way bro!
Peach: Come on Daisy. We got planning to do, outfits to pick out...
Daisy: I get it. I am so happy for Toad!
Mario, Peach, and Luigi: Me too!
Peach: Oh no Daisy! We missed All My Children's Children!
Daisy: Aww man! I really wanted to see what happened after Drake got slapped!
Mario: So did I.
Luigi: Oh boy. They missed a soap. Call the media...