Luigi and Mario where at home reading fanmail. Luigi opened up his last letter.
Luigi: Here's my last letter;
Dear Luigi,
If I got a dollar for every time you bolted out the door crying, I'd be rich enough to buy a castle bigger than Peach and Daisy's! You are such a baby! Even Toad can hold his own ten times better than you! Someone says one thing you don't want to hear and you sob like a little kindergardener that just fell on the floor! You are a disgrace to nintendo characters everywhere!
You suck,
X-naut128.
P.S. Nintendo should fire you!
Luigi: WHAT! HOW DARE HE WRITE A FLAME AND SEND IT TO MY HOME!
Mario: Umm. I think you mean my home. You have your own mansion.
Luigi: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I WANT A RETURN ADRESS AND I WANT IT NOW!
Mario: Calm down Weegie. It's just one flame. It's not like you haven't gotten one before.
Luigi: HE CALLED ME A BABY!
Mario: No offense but he's sort of right.
Luigi: Oh sure take the his side. I'm going for a walk.
He grabbed his coat and walked out the door slamming it behind him.
Mario: Geez what a hot-head. Oh look a return address...(snickering)
Luigi: (walking) Humph. That was an infuriating way to start a morning.
Toadette: Hi Luigi!
Luigi looked down to see Toadette simling at him.
Luigi: (glumly) Hey.
Toadette: What wrong? (thinking) As if I don't already know. You got a flame and now your upset.
Luigi: I got a flame and now I'm upset.
Toadette: Who sent it? (thinking) X-naut128.
Luigi: Some guy named X-naut128.
Toadette: Oh. So your going to Daisy for tea right? (thinking) Crap!
Luigi: Hey! How did you know?
Toadette: (very nervously) Um.. Um..Um..Achoo! I read your mind! Achoo!
Luigi: What?
Toadette: Um..I got to go! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
She ran off. Luigi was still confused but kept on walking to Daisy's anyway.
Luigi: That was wierd. Especially her sneezing. I should keep a close eye on her just in case.
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Toadette: How did that happen? I should write to Leroy. He'll know what to do.
She got out a pen and paper and wrote a letter;
Dear Big bro Leroy,
It's me Toadette! Something really wierd happened today. Luigi was upset so I read his mind and I told him something he was thinking by mistake. He asked me how did I know that and I told him! While sneezing! Please write as soon as you can and tell me why this happened.
Your sister,
Toadette.
P.S. GET A PHONE!
Toadette: By my magic lickty splick. Send my message very quick.
With that the letter dissapeared. Toadette got off the bench she was sitting on and went to a diner.
Toadette: That was wierd and all but I'm starving! Man that spell stank.
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Mario: I wonder what Peach is doing.
Peach: I'm not doing anything.
Mario: Peach! Why are you by my window?
Peach: Oh I just dropped by to say hi.
Mario: Um...hi?
Peach: You want to go to a diner?
Mario: Sure.
Peach and Mario went to the diner. In the diner she saw Toadette.
Peach: (waving) Hey Toadette!
Toadette: Hi your majesty! Hi Mario!
Mario: What are you doing here?
Toadette: I was starved so I came to the nearest eatting place.
Peach: Oh ok. Have you seen Luigi anywhere?
Toadette: Hmm..Last time I saw him he was headed for Daisy's.
Peach: Oh. Thanks. See Mario I told you that he was there.
Mario: How was I supposed to know? He could of gone anywhere.
Toadette: When I saw him, he was pretty upset.
Peach: Why?
Mario: He got a flame in his fanmail.
Peach: Was it bad?
Mario: It was pretty bad but true.
Peach: Ouch.
Toadette: I hope he is alright.
Mario: Don't worry. He's fine. He can hold his own.
Peach: May I see the note?
Mario: Why would I carry a flame in my pocket?
Peach: Mario I now it's in your pocket. Your that kind of person.
Mario groaned and handed her the letter. Peach and Toadette read it.
Peach: Ouch. This is hurtful.
Toadette: It's wrong but it's so funny.
Peach: Haha. Especially the part about the dollars.
Toadette: Oh yeah that was hilarious!
Mario: Um guys. Are you for or against this flame?
Peach: I'm against.
Toadette: I don't know because I don't know him that well.
Mario: Good point. Peach: Well I for one think that this letter is a disgrace to fanmail everywhere.
Toadette: Can we order before I pass out?
Mario: Sure.
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Daisy: Oh Luigi. Don't feel so bad. It's just a little flame.
Luigi: A LITTLE FLAME! THAT WAS A FOREST FIRE THAT WAS SENT TO ME!
Daisy: QUIT YELLING AT ME! JUST BECAUSE YOUR UPSET DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO PULL ME DOWN TOO!
Luigi: I'm sorry.
Daisy: Don't feel bad.
Luigi: Thanks Daisy. You always make me feel better.
Daisy: (blushing) Oh Weegie you're embarassing me!
Luigi: Sorry.
Daisy: You feel better now?
Luigi: Yeah I'm ok.
Daisy: Good. Someone sent you these cookies. You want some?
Luigi: Sure.
Daisy handed him a cookie. Luigi: (looking at that cookie) It says " You're a crybaby."!
Daisy: It says that? Ouch.
Luigi: Who is it from!
Daisy: (looking at the package) It says "to Luigi, from X-naut128".
Luigi: WHAT? IT'S FROM THAT SAME PERSON!
Daisy: Calm down Luigi. There is a return address.
Luigi: Let me see! (reading the box) "123 Yo Mama drive, You suck ave."! WHAT KIND OF ADDRESS IS THAT!
Daisy: I think it's an insult.
Luigi: I KNOW!
Daisy: Just let it go. It's not that serious. You got other people to worry about. Like Toad for instance.
Luigi: Your right. I got better things to worry about.
Daisy: Yes! Score one for Daisy!
Luigi?
Daisy: Don't ask...