Chapter 10: Suspicions rise, secerts revealed (and a fight breaks out)

Mario laid in his bed thinking about the damage he almost caused to Toadette.
Mario: (thinking) Am I stupid? Why did I do that? Now she hates me.
Peach: (barging into Mario's room) Mario guess what!
Mario: Toadette forgave me?
Peach: Heck no! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Mario: How is that helping me?
Peach: No idea. But they gave me this cool gecko keychain.
Mario: (pushing her out the door) Right. Come back when acutally have good news.
Peach: Well fine then! Anyway, stop grovelling over Toadette. She's gonna forgive you.
Mario: Oh yeah, when?
Peach: Uuuhh...soon?
Mario: (sarcastically) Wow that's really reassuring.
Peach: Oh shove it. Quit whinig. I made spaghetti.
Mario: (depressed) No thanks. I'm sort of depressed.
Peach: (walking away) Wow. This really is bothering him. He hasn't turned down pasta since the Pasta Convention that he was banned from.
Peach went to Luigi's room to find him playing his gameboy color.
Peach: Luigi. I need to talk to you about Mario.
Luigi: (ignoring her) Must..get..Suiciune.
Peach: Luigi? Yoohoo! I am talking to you!
Luigi: (still ignoring her) Darn I only have one ultra ball left.
Peach got mad. She pulled out his cartridge.
Luigi: NNOO! I ALMOST HAD HIM! NO NO NO NO NO!
Peach: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
Luigi: NO! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! YOU MADE ME LOSE SUICIUNE!
Peach: But it's about Mario.
Luigi: What about Mario?
Peach: He's depressed.
Luigi: Again? Is this about the convention? Cause told him that if...
Peach: This has nothing to do with that. It's about what he did to Toadette.
Luigi: Oh. About Toadette. I need to talk to you about her.
Peach: What?
Luigi: Excuse me for this. But don't you think it's odd that after Mario flung her, she landed in Mushroom Park.
Peach: Wow. She got some distance. But that's not wierd.
Luigi: That's not the wierd part. She got back to the castle 10 minutes later. Tell me that's not wierd.
Peach: It may seem odd but she could have taken a cab.
Luigi: I doubt it. She hid behind a tree and just vanished.
Peach: So whatchu tryin ta say? She teleported or somethin?
Luigi: Maybe.
Peach: Luigi that's insane! The only people who can do that is Magikoopas and Merlon.
Luigi: How do you know?
Peach: Look let's just drop it ok?
Luigi: Fine. But I'm still keeping an eye on her.
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Toad: Toadette. You ok?
Toadette: Ya I'm fine. Did you write this?
She took out the note that was addressed to her.
Toad: (looking at the note) This? No. Parakerry dropped it off and Mario put it in your room.
Toadette: Oh! I know who this is. He forgot to sign his name again.
Toad: Who?
Toadette: My brother Leroy.
Toad: Oh. Well that's cleared up.
Toadette: Well. Thanks for walking with me.
Toad: It was my pleasure.
Toadette: Well the party's tommorow. Hope you ready.
Toad: I'm ready. (thinking) I hope.
They ended up at the Mushroom Diner. Toadette went inside. Toad stayed outside.
Toad: I should leave her alone to talk privately.
He walked away from the diner. A few feet from it he saw Charley talking to a guy.
Guy: Thanks for driving me here man.
Charley: No problamo Leroy. What's the occasion?
Leroy: Family issue.
Charley: Ok.
Leroy went into the restaruant and sat with Toadette. Toad snuck inside and sat two booths away.
Toad: Maybe I should check this out.
Toadette: You forgot to sign the note.
Leroy: I did? Sorry.
Toadette: Whatever. Why are we hear?
Leroy: I found out what's up with all the sneezing and revealing.
Toad: (thinking) What?
Toadette: Lay it on me.
Leroy: Your having a sorceress cold.
Toadette: Huh?
Toad: (thinking) Huh? What in the world is that?
Leroy: You were too young to remember, but mom had the same problem. She ended up revealing herself to a whole thing of people.
Toadette: So what's the deal with this "sorceress cold?
Leroy: From what I remember it causes you to tell the truth sometimes when you use your powers and people ask you about it, you reveal your powers while sneezing.
Toadette: Is it dangerous?
Leroy: It is if you want to keep it a secert yes and it sometimes kills due to overreaction of the body.
Toadette: Is there a cure?
Leroy: Yes. You have to get it from a psychic named Merlon though.
Toad: (thinking) Oh my god. My date is a sorceress! This is messed up.
Leroy: You want to order something?
Toadette: Nope I need to to to...AHCHOO!...talk to someone.
Leroy: You used it again.
Toadette: Just go.
Leroy walked out the diner. Toadette sat at Toad's booth.
Toad: Urrr...hi! Fancy meeting you here. What a coinceden...
Toadette: Save it. I know you heard my conversation. You know my secert.
Toad: Please don't kill me! I'm too young to die! Peach didn't even pay me yet!
Toadette: Who said I was gonna kill you? You watch to much movies.
Toad: How come you didn't tell any of us? (thinking) I do not!
Toadette: I was supposed to kept it a secert. I don't know why. Everytime I read my brother's mind to find out he thinks about something else. AHCHOO! AHCHOO!
Toad: Bless you. I guess he's trying to keep something from you.
Toadette: Don't turn me against my brother!
Toad: I'm not. So what's the cure?
Toadette: I have to get it from this guy named Merlon.
Toad: Merlon? I know Merlon! I'll get the cure for you!
Toadette: Well ok. But hurry. Your friend Luigi is already suspicious of me. And I may die.
Toad: How do you know?
Toadette: Because..AHCHOO! AHCHOO! AHCHOO!
Toad: Oops. Sorry. I don't need to know if it's gonna kill you to answer.
Toadette: It's ok. I know you didn't mean harm. You like me too much.
Toad: Ya I do...Hey! Toadette: Don't think I don't know. It's obvious.
Toad blushed. Toadette giggled.
Toad: Well I guess it's ok.
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Mario: Ok Yoshi. For the 10th time, STOP EATTING MY FOOD!
Yoshi: Yo shi yo shi yo! (Make me plumber boy)
Mario: You want a piece of me!
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi shi yo! (Bring it on fat boy)
Narrator: Let's get ready to rumble! In this corner weighing a total of 235 pounds, the heavyweigt champion,
Mario Mario!
Mario came out of his room wearing a red pair of boxing shorts with an M on it, a pair of boxing gloves, and no shirt. (eeww!)
Narrator: And in this corner weighing a total of 143 pounds, the middleweight would of been champion if it haven't of been for Mario, Yoshi whatever his last name is!
Yoshi came out of his room with a ballerina outfit and a tutu.
Narrator: What the hell is wrong with you?
Yoshi: Yoshi yo shi shi yoshi? (Isn't this a ballet dance-off)
Mario: No you idiot! This is supposed to be a semi-boxing and wrestling match!
Yoshi: Oh. Yoshi yoshi yo. (Oh. Let me make a quick change)
He ran back in his room and came out with a green pair of boxing shorts with a yoshi on it and a pair of boxing gloves.
Narrator: Ready! Set! Ding Ding!
Mario and Yoshi started to fight. Peach came downstairs and saw them going at it and breaking stuff.
Peach: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Mario and Yoshi stopped fighting.
Peach: ANSWER ME!
Mario: Yoshi started it!
Yoshi: Yoshi! (No)
Mario: Yes!
Yoshi: No!
Mario: You can speak english?
Yoshi: (In a British accent) Why yes ol' bean. Quite fluently acutally.
Mario + Peach: OK. That was random.
Yoshi: Yoshi yo, shi shi yo yo yoshi! (Well anyway, let's stop fighting. I'm beat anyway)
Mario: Ok. Sorry about this Peach.
Peach: I'll let this one slide. I'm still confused about Yoshi speaking. I think I'll go lay down.
She went into the her room. Yoshi left the castle and Mario went to watch some T.V.
Daisy walk into the castle to find the dining room all smashed up.
Daisy: Yo! What happened to this place? It looks like a hurricane blew through here!
She walked to see the table cracked in half, broken chairs, and smashed dishes all over the place.
Daisy: Well dog! She ran up stairs and saw peach lying down.
Daisy: How can you sleep when your dining room has been totally trashed?
Peach: I'll hire somebody to clean it.
Daisy: What happened? Peach: Mario and Yoshi were fighting.
Daisy: Well your calm on an account that your party's tommorow.
Peach: Yeah I...tommorow? TOMMOROW! MY PARTY'S TOMMOROW!
Daisy: Calm down. Well get it clean. Just watch me.
She picked up a phone and dialed a number.
Daisy: Hello? Is this 1-800-CLEANER? Hello this is Princess Daisy calling from the Toadstool castle. We have a bit of a situation. I need you ASAP. Yeah that's good. Thanks bye! (hanging up the phone) Works every time.
Peach: 1-800-CLEANER? They really work?
Daisy: Yep. Cleaned up my castle when there was a major pie fight.
Peach: You learn something new everyday. When are they coming?
Daisy: In an hour.
Peach: Wow. Their fast.
Daisy: Mmhmm. I hope that party turns out good.
Peach: It better. Or else I'm gonna take my anger out on the first person I come in eye-contact with.
Daisy: Ok. I'm just going to back away and pretend you never said that.
Peach: Just end it.