Chapter 13: Peach's party, a shroomy kiss

Peach: Is everyone here?
Toad: Nope. Dk and Candy ain't here.
Peach: How about Link and Zelda?
Toad: Who?
Peach: The handsome elf guy and his pretty-but-not-as-pretty-as-me elf date.
Toad: Oh yeah. They're here.
Zelda walked up to Peach holding Link's ear.
Peach: What happened?
Zelda: This asshole is staring at other women!
Link: I am not!
Peach: Link, is this true?
Link: No! Well maybe one woman but she's wearing nice clothes so I looked!
Zelda: You lie! Your were staring at her chest!
Link: So what! I was looking at her necklace!
Zelda: (letting go of his ear) Oh. You better have been!
Link: I'm going to the punch bowl.
He left for the snack table.
Peach: I guess he proved you wrong.
Zelda: Yeah...wait a minute! She wasn't wearing a necklace! That liar! Link, you're in so much trouble!
She dashed off for Link. Peach went for Mario.
Mario: Nice party.
Peach: Have you seen DK and Candy?
Mario: Yeah. They came while you was talking to Link and Zelda.
Peach: Oh. Where's Luigi?
Mario: He's with Daisy.
Peach: Where's Toadette?
Mario: She by the DJ over there. See?
He pointed to the DJ. Peach saw Toadette dancing.
Peach: Wow. She look cute.
Mario: No. She look hot!
Peach glared at Mario.
Mario: But you look better sweety!
Peach: I thought so. Hey look! Toad joined her!
Toad strolled over to Toadette and started dancing.
Mario: I didn't know he could dance.
Peach: Yes you did. He danced at the last party.
Mario: Oh yeah. He sat out so much that I forgot.
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Luigi: Great party eh Daisy?
Daisy: Yup. Isn't that Charley?
Luigi: Oh yeah! Who is that?
Daisy: Must be his date.
Luigi: I didn't know he was coming.
Daisy: I'm going over to Kirby, ok?
Luigi: Kirby got a date?
Daisy: Yeah. See that cherry colored kirby with the pink bow? That's Patrice.
Luigi: Oh ok. Go on.
Daisy walked over to see Kirby and his date dancing around.
Daisy: How's the party?
Patrice: It's great! Ya'll really know how to have a good time!
Kirby: Especially the food.
Daisy: Don't eat it all.
Kirby: I think your mistaking me for Yoshi.
Daisy: Speaking of Yoshi, where is he?
Kirby: He's by the punch bowl. I tried to talk to him but it's hard to understand a damn word he says.
Daisy walked over to Yoshi. He was busy eatting most of the food.
Daisy: Yoshi! Stop tryin to eat all the damn food!
Yoshi: Yoshi...yoshi yo shi yo yoshi. (Aww man...this is a nice party by the way)
Daisy: Yes it is. Where's Birdo?
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi shi. (She over there by Toad and Toadette)
Daisy: Thank you. And stop gorging yourself!
She went to were Birdo was.
Birdo, Toad, and Toadette: Hey Daisy!
Daisy: Hey guys. Toadette: This is a really great party. Everyone's having a really great time!
Toad: Can't really say the same for Link.
Daisy: Why?
Birdo: Because he got owned by Zelda for staring at another woman.
Daisy: Ouch. How bad was it?
Toad: Very. In fact, Zelda's not finished so Link had to runaway.
Link came running over to the group. He was out of breath.
Link: (breathing heavily) Is...Zelda...here?
Toad: No.
Link: Good. Until further notice you don't know me and you never saw me. Ok?
Toadette: Ok. You better run because I think I see her.
Link ran off. Everyone giggled.
Toadette: I feel sorry for him. Princesses can get so jealous somtimes. No offense Daisy.
Daisy: None taken. I'm going back to Luigi.
Birdo: And I need to keep Yoshi from eatting everything from the snack table.
They both left. Toad and Toadette went outside to the balcony.
Toadette: Do you like my dress?
Toad: No.
Toadette: Why?
Toad: Because compared to you it's hideous.
Toadette: Oh Toad. That's really romantic.
Toad: Thank you. Are you having a good time?
Toadette: Oh yes! Everything is quite lovely.
Toad: She has these parties pretty often so be prepared.
Toadette: I wish Leroy was here. I miss him.
Toad: Homesick?
Toadette: Yes. But I'm glad I left home.
Toad: Why?
Toadette: Two reasons. One, it was old and crappy. And two, because I got to meet you.
Toad: (blushing) Seriously?
Toadette: Seriously.
Toad moved in to kiss her. Just as he was about to kiss her, Mario burst in.
Mario: Come on! You're gonna miss the soul train competition!
Toadette: Come on! I bet we're gonna win!
Toad: Well...ok. Let's go.
Toad followed Toadette and Mario to the dancefloor. He was a little upset because Mario ruined his chance of kissing Toadette.
DJ: Hello everybody! You havin a good time?
Everyone: Yeah!
DJ: Ok! Well we gonna have a Soul Train Line competition! Are you ready!
Everyone: Yeah!
DJ: I said, ARE YOU READY?
Everyone: YEAH!
DJ: Good! First couple go!
Peach and Mario went and danced. The dance went perfect. The line kept going until it was Toad and Toadette's turn.
DJ: Ok, last couple go!
Toad and Toadette started with the Lindyhop swing. They perfected the Harlemshake, Chickenhead, and A-town stomp. They finished the the dance with the College Girl Lift.
DJ: Yo yo yo! That last couple was off the chain! I think we know who our winner is!
Peach: Please let it be us please let it be us oh please let it be us!
DJ: The winner of this huge trophy filled with the $50,000 is...Couple #12!
Toadette: That's us! We won!
Toad and Toadette went up to claim the prize. Peach fumed with disappointment.
Peach: How could they dance better than us?
Mario: I don't know but they're good!
Peach: Who's side are you on!
DJ: Ok everyone. The party's almost over but there's still time for one last slow dance! So couples get yourselves on the dancefloor!
Toad: My I have this dance?
Toadette: It would be my honor.
Toad and Toadette went to the floor. They wrapped themselves around each other and started to dance.
Toad: Toadette. You made this one of the happiest days of my life.
Toadette: Oh Toad. I love you.
She kissed him. He was taken by suprise at first but kissed her back.
Peach: Aww! Mario, Daisy, Charley, Luigi! Look!
They turned to see them kissing.
Luigi: Yes! Our plan was a complete success!
Mario: I got to hand it to ya Luigi. That was a great plan.
Luigi: Thanks.
Charley: Hey Toad! I'm seeing you!
Toad + Toadette: Charley!