Chapter 14: Survival of the director, blooper style
Narrator: Directing this cast is tough work. The new director said she could handle it. How far can she go without quitting? Let's find out.
Mario: No one asked you Piey!
Director: Cut! It's Pie-face you imbecile!
Mario: I forgot!
Director: Well stop forgetting!
Guy: Scene 3 Take 197.
Director: And...action!
Mario...
Luigi: Say your line!
Mario: Huh? Oh yeah. What is it again?
Peach: Oh god.
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut!
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Peach: But Lola! You can't quit!
Lola: Shut up asshole! I'm quitting you mother f...!
Peach: What! You wanna fight!
Lola: Bring it on bitch!
They started to fight.
Director: What the hell! Cut! Get these idiots off my set!
Some people broke up the fight. An ambulence came and carried a blooded Peach and a beat up pianta.
Mario: Yo! What the hell happened!
Director: They got into a fight.
Mario: Damn! Lola ain't gonna be in The Girlfriend 2!
The director groaned.
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Daisy: Luigi! I'm breaking up with you!
Luigi: Noooooooo!
Director: Cut! What are you doing!
Daisy: I'm reading the script.
Director: Let me see that script.
Daisy handed the director the script.
Director: Are you blind! This is the script for The Girlfriend 2!
Daisy: Hmm. Oh well. I'm going back to my trailer.
Director: If any of ya'll want my job, take it!
Everyone ran away.
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Luigi: MARIO! LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET!
Luigi banged on the door and fell out.
Mario: Eep!
Luigi: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
He chased Mario out of the set.
Director: Umm...cut?
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Toadette: MARIO! YOU IDIOT!
Mario: Oh my god! She fell out of the window!
Luigi: Hey guys. What's new?
Mario: Hey Luigi. Luigi! Your supposed to catch Toadette!
Luigi: Huh? Oh shit!
Director: Alan! Call my lawyer. I feel a lawsuit against me coming on.
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Link: Is...Zelda...here?
Toad: No.
Toadette disguised as Zelda: LINK!
Link: (running away) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Toadette: Hahahahaha! This never gets old!
Director.
Birdo: You want me to do it?
Director: Yes please.
Birdo: Cut!
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Narrator: And in this corner weighing 143 pounds, the middleweight would of been champion if it hadn't of been for Mario, Yoshi whatever his last name is!
Yoshi came out of his room with a scuba diving suit.
Director: Cut! Your supposed to come out with a ballerina outfit!
Yoshi: Well that shit is too girly and if I have to wear it, you can kiss my ass!
Director: Oh yeah! Well your fired!
Yoshi put up his middle finger an left.
Director: The things I do for these people.
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Toadette: Hey look a note.
She picked it up and read.
Toadette: It's a shopping list. Two packs of spaghetti, ten cans of ravioli, a can of meat sauce, and a pack of macoroni. What the hell is this?
Mario: Oops! I gave you the wrong note. Sorry!
Director: Mario hand me my clipboard.
Mario gave it to her. She smacked him in the face.
Mario: Oww!
Toadette: I'll be in my trailer.
Director: Typical.
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Luigi: Just end it.
Director: Cut! That was perfect! Was it shot?
She looked over to the camera guy.
Camera guy: I doubt it. I can't see a thing.
Director: That's because the cover is still on it! The one time we do it perfectly is the time you didn't shoot it!
Camera guy: Do you want me to shoot it?
The director smacked him with her clipboard.
Director: Ok. Let's shoot this again!
Alan: Umm. We can't.
Director: And why not?
Alan: Because you knocked out the camera guy.
Director: Well get some one I haven't knocked out and let's do it again!
Peach: Umm. Actually.
Director: Aww damn.
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Luigi: 12,000,000 coins! For this!
Toadette: I only put 12,000!
Director: Cut! Ok. Who's was the one who had to pull that gag?
Mario whistled.
Luigi: Mario!
Mario: It wasn't me. I'm practicing my whistling.
Peach snickered.
Director: They don't pay me enough for this crap.
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Toad and Toadette went to claim their prize. On the way Toadette fell.
Toadette: Ouch!
Director: Cut! Toadette! It was going so smoothly and you had to wreck it!
Toadette: I wasn't my fault! Someone tripped me.
Peach snickered again.
Director: Alright Miss Pranks Alot. What do you have to say for yourself?
Peach: I should have won!
Director: This story is not about you!
Peach: It's not? Than I quit!
Director: I am this close to quitting my job.
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Toadette: Can I have a raise?
Peach: Never! You'll never get a raise! Never!
Toadette: Peach! Calm down.
Director: Ok. Let's run through this again.
Alan: Scene 145 Take 45.
Director: And...action!
Peach: Ok. What's my line again?
Director: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I'LL DIE OF STRESS IF I STAY!
She ran out of the set.
Peach: Was it something I said?
Narrator: What did I tell ya? She quit. Just like the other 13 directors that were here...See you next time on Survival of the director, blooper style!
The end.
Author's note: That's the end of it! Hope you liked it! And keep a look out for my sequel The Girlfriend 2: Dante's Revenge.
Coming soon to a website near you. See ya soon!