Women Stink
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A/N: Just some random drabble…implied SaitoxKenshin…random…er…random…
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Saito plopped down on a bench and sighed heavily.
A few minutes later, he was joined by Kenshin, who sat down next to him and also sighed heavily.
"It's the tanuki, isn't it?" He asked the redhead offhandedly.
"Yup." Kenshin replied, sighing again.
Saito sighed back.
"It's Tokio, isn't it?" Kenshin asked right back.
"Yup." Saito twitched slightly in irritation.
There was a moment of silence.
"She kicked me out." The former assassin said.
"Same." The wolf agreed.
Some more silence followed this.
"She give you the 'be-a-better-guy-or-find-your-own-place' speech?" Saito inquired.
"Yup."
"Same."
The silence was longer.
"She threw things." Kenshin offered.
"Yup. A tea set."
"Oh. Kaoru threw a butcher knife." He flinched at the memory.
"And a futon." Saito finished.
"Really?" The other asked, somewhat in awe.
Saito nodded and Kenshin fell silent.
"She called me a heartless jerk." The cop sighed.
"A spineless oblidiot." He paused. "What's an oblidiot?"
"Probably an oblivious idiot." Saito explained.
"Oh."
There was the longest, most silence-y silence yet.
"Women stink." Kenshin observed.
"Yeah." Saito agreed.
Kenshin looked over at Saito.
Saito looked over at Kenshin.
Together, they stood up and walked away.
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A/N: Like I said…random…short…random…one-shot. Leave a review. Thankenheimer.