Joey's Evil Scheme
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh in any way, shape or form… and I'm glad.
One day Joey was spray painting walls on a building. This time, though, he wasn't painting over graffiti like he normally does to help the community. HE WAS THE ONE PAINTING THE GRAFFITI! At the same time, Yugi was walking down the same street that Joey was graffiting.
"Joey!" Yugi called out. "You aren't supposed to be painting graffiti on buildings!"
"You weren't supposed to catch me either." Joey said in his mobster-like accent. At the same time, a police man was strolling down the street, looking for crime to prevent. He saw the graffiti and immediately ran over to where Joey and Yugi were standing.
"Here ya go!" Joey said, tossing the empty paint can to Yugi as the police man ran towards them.
"What are you kids doing?" the police man demanded.
"I was just tellin' my friend, Yugi, that he should give up his life of crime. Give up this terrible habit of committing crime after crime, Yug!" Joey said dramatically, turning to Yugi. "Be the person we all knew before you started all of this!" Joey declared, pointing to the wall of graffiti.
"But, but, Joey, you…" Yugi stammered but was then cut off by the police officer.
Wait a minute, did you just say 'crime after crime'?" the police man asked Joey. "You mean this kid has committed crimes before!"
Thinking quickly, Joey said, "You know that bank that was robbed last week? The one they couldn't find the robber?"
"Yes…" the officer said slowly.
"Well, that robber was… Yugi!" Joey yelled.
"Joey, how could you say that when you were the one graffiting! You've got to believe me officer! It was him, not me!" Yugi panicked.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say, "The police man replied as he was handcuffing Yugi. "Sorry, kid, but we'll have to talk your friend into custody for some questioning." the officer said to Joey.
"Ok," Joey said slowly. "Just please help my friend stop his life of crime!"
"We will do all that we can to get your friend back to normal." Said the police man as he dragged Yugi to his police car.
"Goodbye!" Joey called to them as they drove away. "Finally, I've gotten my revenge! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I should have won that battle at Duelest Kingdom. If only they knew how Yugi managed to win those battles. If only they knew that he cheated and gave me the prize money so I would keep quiet. But that'll all behind me now that I've gotten my revenge! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Now what should I do? Rob a bank? Or maybe kill Tea? Hmm… Tough choice. I guess I'll have to do both!" Joey ran towards the nearest bank, laughing evilly.
The End
Or is it….