Draco dormiens in nunquam tittilandus.
"Who wants to play Truth or Dare?" squealed Pansy, looking around at her fellow Slytherins Crabe, Goyle, Blaise, and Millicent, who were scattered around the common room, as bored as it was possible to be. She looked over at Draco, hoping he had woken up, but he was still sound asleep.
"Not me, but I'll watch," said Blaise, leaning back in his chair with a smirk.
"Sure, why not? It's not as if we have anything better to do," Millicent replied.
Crabbe and Goyle just shrugged.
"Okay! Crabbe, truth or dare?" Pansy said.
"Uhhhh... dare?" said Crabbe slowly.
Blaise laughed. "This'll be good."
Pansy smirked and pulled a quill out of her bag. "Go tickle Draco on the nose with this."
Crabbe crossed the room as quietly as he could, wincing every time he made a loud noise. Millicent, Blaise, and Pansy watched him. Goyle had become distracted by an odd scorchmark in the carpet, which had been there since Snape was still in school. Slowly, Crabbe poked Draco in the nose with the feather. Nothing happened, so he poked him again.
WHAM. Draco's arm shot out and hit Crabbe in the face, knocking him over. Draco sat up and looked for whoever he had just hit. He saw Crabbe, who was in the floor with a bloody nose. "Oh. It's just you," he muttered, then leaned back into the chair and went back to sleep.
Millicent was howling with laughter, Blaise was trying not to laugh and was turning slightly purple, Pansy was staring at Draco, Goyle was still examining the carpet, and Crabbe was attempting to stop his nosebleed with his robes.
Nearby, invisible, the Bloody Baron shook his head. "They should have known better. After all, the school motto is 'Draco dormiens in nunquam tittilandus.'"
A/N: Draco dormiens in nunquam tittilandus translates to "Never tickle a sleeping dragon," or, if you prefer, never tickle a sleeping Draco. Heh.
This is kinda random, but I'm thinking of Blaise as kinda... Sirius-ish, personality-wise. Ah, don't listen to the insane writer, go do something better with your life.
And of course... I own NOTHING but the idea, which I wouldn't have gotten without Rowling-san, her wonderful characters, and my friend. She knows who she is, and she ROCKS. Mehehe.