A/N: Believe me, even I myself know that this is beyond corny – but let me remind you this is fanfiction.

They could hear the sounds of pursuit fading, and Egwene sighed when she noticed they weren't any more Draghkar.

Moiraine glanced at her, and she blushed.

"So… how far is it to Taren Ferry?" She asked the Warder.

Lan opened his laptop and typed something, then he was closing it again in a hurry. It was not easy, doing that while bouncing wildly on a horse.

"Three more miles." Lan answered.

"Oookaay!" Moiraine interrupted, an annoyed expression not marring her beauty in the least.

"Yes?" Nyneave hissed.

"Nothing. I just wanted it quiet." Moiraine answered. Nyneave gave a loud sniff. Egwene rolled her eyes, then she put them back in. "Perrin, what's wrong?"

"I smell… I smell that… distinct, feminine smell…" He said, blushing furiously while Mat cackled lewdly. Rand turned an intense stare at Egwene, and she shifted nervously.

"It's – it's not her. It's me." Nyneave said through gritted teeth.

"Whew!" Lan suddenly exclaimed, while Moiraine smiled and breathed deeply, her face towards the sky and an odd smile playing on her lips.

Soon they had crossed the river, and they were well on their way when they passed through… Shadar Logoth.

"Her, let's check that out!" Rand squealed, pointing to the entrance, where a group of tourists were clustered around a small, balding man with a big beer belly.

"Okay. But let's make it quick." Moiraine said, then started ranting about the place, saying evil things that made Egwene's stomach curd.

"Pools of blood, something naked on the floor, shit! An Aes Sedai could only take so much! I had to empty my stomach! Jeez! Man! It was then I realized that the naked bitch was my very own partner, the mo…." She faded from Egwene's line of hearing. When Egwene heard back, she was not there anymore, nor so were the others, and the group of tourists!

"Boo hoo!" Egwene cried.

"Don't worry, I'm here…" Someone slithered her hands over her, and it was a moment after that she saw Moiraine's reflection in the water.

"Moiraine…" She murmured.

"It's okay. Just a hug, Egwene. Nothing wrong with a harmless hug." The other woman murmured back.

Egwene sighed when she felt the other start to pull back.

"Egwene, I have to leave you now." Moiraine placed both hands on her shoulders.

"But I'll be all alone…"

"It'll be alright. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills. I must go now…" With a soft kiss on the check, Moiraine vanished from sight. She twinked.

"HUH…" Egwene blinked. "Er… okay….. what now?"

She wandered all over Shadar Logoth, then she encountered Perrin, and together they set off to find the others, and they had all kinds of adventures, and they met a man named Elyas, and someone who flew pass them who was shouting "Laura! Laura!" He was wearing blue skin-tight clothes, with his underwear on the outside and a bright red cape that only tinkers would wear.

Then they arrived in Baerlon.

"Yo what's up my brothers?" A slight boy approached them.

"Hi. We're looking for this lady. About this tall – " Perrin held his hand on his waist. "Dark curly hair…"

"Yes. Is sexy." Egwene added. She blushed when the boy stared at her.

"Well. I see…. I see auras." The boy said.

"Uhm…. Good for you then." Egwene said briskly.

"The Lady you're looking for is over there. Me name's Min." He added.

"Hi Egwene, Perrin." Moiraine nodded her head to them as they entered her chambers.

"What took you guys so long?" Lan wailed.

"Are you pregnant, Egwene?" Rand said accusingly from the couch while Mat sharpened his half-moon spear. Oh wait I forgot he doesn't have that yet. The half-moon spear vanished from his hands.

"What the – " He mumbled.

"She ain't preggy,." Nyneave announced from the other couch. "See? Her stomach's lean and trim. Firm. Sexy," she said.

"Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Who asked for your opinion?" Moiraine asked irritably.

"Sniff!" Nyneave sniffed. Then she gagged.

"Teach you to disrespect an Aes Sedai." Lan said while Moiraine gave a grim grin.

"I see auras, you know…" Min announced once again from the doorway.

"Yeah? Over and that yet, man. Get over it." Moiraine said sarcastically from her reclining position on one of the other couches.

"I am a girl!" Min hissed.

"Sure." Moiraine retorted. "Well, back to business."

"Everybody, sit at the round table on the Chamber of falling blossoms. Wait for us there." Lan said.

"Why are you staying for a while here?" Nyneave asked before they went out.

"Quickie," Lan winked at her while Moiraine gave a cackle of glee.

"But Lan I'm falling – " Nyneave wailed.

"Oh don't worry woman! Haven't you even realized yet that I only like other women?" Moiraine exclaimed.

"Oh," Nyneave oh-ed while Lan stood dejectedly.

"Of to your way then, little girl," He shooed her.

Before the door closed behind her, Nyneave heard a few words before she was truly out of hearing range.

"You mean that, Moiraine?" Cam Lan's rumbling voice. "What about all those times….."

End of Chapter.