No Honor Among Thieves
By: Kai Celiera
Kai: (Grins) I'm back!
Yami Bakura: (Waving his finger in the air) And we're all overjoyed aren't we? How many times do I have to tell you that no one likes your half-baked ideas.
Kai: (Pouts) I like my half-baked ideas.
Yami Bakura: (face fault) Well, you don't count.
Kai: Just because you ended up with a bad deal DOESN'T mean you get to spoil it for everyone else!
Yami Bakura: (whispers to Satoshi) Run while you still can.
Satoshi: (blinks) I thought Dark was her favorite.
Kai: (glares) I heard that. Anyhoo…on to my grand idea that was bugging me so much last night that I couldn't sleep.
Dark: (raises eyebrow) Oh, so now I'm being blamed for you not sleeping well?
Krad: That's what she said moron!
Dark: (Glares) I don't remember asking YOU Krad!
Krad: (smirks) Yeah, well, I don't remember needing your permission to speak.
Satoshi: (sighs) Don't look now, but I think they're trying to kill each other again.
Daisuke: (Ignores them) What's new Satoshi-kun?
Kai: (sweatdrops) How 'bout we just start the fic? I really don't feel like cleaning blood out of the carpet.
Dark: (evil grin) Blood? There won't be any blood since I don't plan on leaving enough of this loser to fit in a box.
Krad: (scoffs) I'd like to see you try oh great phantom thief!
Kai: (sighs) What am I, surrounded by a bunch of kindergartners?
Dark and Krad: (glares at Kai)
Satoshi: Kai doesn't own D.N. Angel
Daisuke: (smiles) But she would love it if you would please read and review!
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Satoshi Hiwatari sighed as he walked towards his apartment. It had been a long day at school for him, and he was looking foreword to curling up on the couch and falling asleep. Satoshi continued on his way on his way home, not taking any notice to the figure that was closing in on him from behind, until it was too late.
"Hello Satoshi Hiwatari", a female's voice greeted as Satoshi was pulled into a dark alleyway, held against the wall by a knife, "I've been waiting for you."
Satoshi glared at the girl while he tried to figure out an escape plan. "Oh really?" he replied, as he felt blood began to ooze out of the cut on his neck, "Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not in a mood to entertain."
The figure chuckled as she pulled out a cloth from the pocket of her coat. "That's too bad", she mocked as she held the cloth over Satoshi's mouth and nose, "sweet dreams Satoshi."
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"Mom…but I don't wanna steal that stupid old statue", Daisuke complained as his mom tossed his usual black outfit his way, "why can't someone else do it?"
Emiko sighed. "Honey, we've been through this. Sooner or later your just going to have to accept that you are Dark, he's apart of you now", she stated smiling, "Now you had better get going Dai, the warning letter I sent out said you'd be there at midnight."
Daisuke sighed as he walked out the front door. "Bye mom!" he shouted as he left to do his task, "Alright you lazy, good for nothing, get out here Dark!" Daisuke pulled out the tattered picture of his love, Risa, and transformed into the
Great Phantom Thief Dark Mousy.
"Who are you calling a lazy good for nothing Dai?" Dark questioned as he emerged.
"Only you."
Dark scowled. "Very funny Dai", he replied as Wiz turned into his jet black wings, "now off to steal the Gensomaden Statue and pull one over on our favorite commander Satoshi Hiwatari."
Daisuke gave Dark a mental sigh. "Must you be so mean to him?" he questioned.
Dark gave a shrug as he flew off. "It's a gift", he answered.
"Very funny Dark."
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Dark chuckled as he easily picked the lock that kept him from his prize. "This is too easy", he commented to no one in particular as he entered the room where the statue was kept, "did they honestly believe that that poor excuse of a lock could keep me, the great phantom thief, out of the room?"
"Brag much Dark?" Daisuke inquired smirking, as his voice echoed in the back of Dark's head, "I think you're just full of yourself."
Dark sweatdropped as he walked towards the display case. "I don't remember asking for your two sense Daisuke", he remarked, "and if you think that's bad, just wait till you hear me gloat in front Satoshi." Dark's mouth nearly hit the floor when he noticed that the display case was empty.
"You were saying?" Daisuke muttered.
"Zip it Dai."
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Phantom Thief Dark Mousy, I'm so glad to finally get to meet you", a figure remarked as a man stepped out of the shadows holding on to the Gensomaden statue, "you're looking for this I assume?"
Dark growled at the figure. Tonight was just not his night, and it was about to become a lot worse.
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Satoshi groaned as he came to. Where am I? He thought to himself as he glanced around the room to observe. Fancy paintings, plush carpeting Satoshi decided he was going to go out on a limb and guess that he was in a mansion of some sort. Needing desperately to stretch out his arms, Satoshi tried to move but found his wrists tied together behind his back. "Damn, I guess these guys aren't messing around." he muttered to himself as he waited for his captors to check up on him. Which lucky for him, wasn't a long wait.
"Well, look who's finally awake", a girl remarked as she advanced towards Satoshi was a knife in her hand. "I hope the accommodations are to your liking."
Satoshi glared at her. "It would have been better if I had gotten one of those chocolate mints on my pillow," he replied as he worked on trying to get his wrists free of the rope.
The girl gave a chuckle as she grabbed a hold of Satoshi's chin. "My, someone woke up in a sour mood", she commented as she ruffled his ice blue hair, "but I suppose you knowing my name couldn't hurt, you can call me Zoë." Satoshi opened his mouth to speak again, but was cut off by Zoë's voice. "The answer to your next question is that you are merely insurance so we can get Dark to do what we want."
Satoshi raised an eyebrow at the girl's logic. "You obvious don't know Dark very well then", he stated as he finally got the ropes lose. "Because if you did, you'd know that he's not going to risk his own neck for the sake of me."
"He may not, but I'm sure that cute redhead would have a different idea."
Satoshi let out a growl as he prepared to make a break for it. "Leave Daisuke out of it!" he spat as he ran off in the direction of the door only to be stopped by Zoë scrambling after him and slamming him into a wall.
"Just where do you think your going twerp?" Zoë inquired flashing the knife to Satoshi, "I guess I should have told you not to underestimate me."
"Underestimate?" Satoshi repeated as he struggled to get out of Zoë's grasp. "You're fast, I'll give you that. Now let go of me!"
Zoë shook her head at her captive. "I guess I'll just have to teach you what happens to naught little boys that try to run away," she stated, taking the knife and stabbing it through Satoshi's hand. Satoshi cried out in pain as the blade ripped through his flesh and embedded itself in the wall. "Now look what you did, you got blood all over the floor."
"Go to hell!" Satoshi spat as he closed his eyes, trying to ignore the pain of his injured hand and stay conscious.
"My, my you've got quite a tongue on you, Satoshi," a voice said as a sliver haired man entered the room. "I thought I told you not to harm him, Zoë."
Zoë glared at Satoshi before turning her attention back to the new comer. "Well, that was before he tried to escape", she explained eyeing Satoshi, who was still stuck to the wall, "So did Dark take the bait, Alex?"
Alex gave a sadistic smirk as he pulled the knife out of Satoshi's hand, causing him to whimper. "Hook, line and sinker my dear", he replied. "The Staff of Shadows is as good as ours."
"Dark won't come", Satoshi murmured as he wrapped his bloody hand in his shirt, "he's not going to waste his time saving me."
Alex shook his head at the boy. "I wouldn't worry that pretty little head of yours, Satoshi", he stated pulling Satoshi to his feet and pushing him towards Zoë, "clean him up and get read for our guest to arrive."
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Kai: (grins) Well, that's it for chapter 1! I hope you enjoyed it!
Satoshi: (Sitting in the corner) what did I ever do to deserve this?
Kai: (glomps Satoshi) I'm sorry Satoshi-kun! I promise to be nicer next chapter.
Yami Bakura: (rolls eyes) That's what she always says
Satoshi: (gagging) Kai, I can't breathe.
Dark: (snickers) Now THAT'S funny.
Krad: (sweatdrops) You're such a puttz Mousy.
Dark: (glares) Krad, don't ever say that again.
Kai: (smacks Dark and Krad) Don't start you two!
Daisuke: (smiles) Please read and review!