Pimp Masta' Zelos!
5/22/05
I do not own ToS
"Oh, Pimp Masta' Zelos be da bomb!" Zelos shouted triumphantly as he defeated a monster.
Lloyd gave Zelos a quizzical look.
"Pimp… mast-ah?" He sounded out, confused.
Zelos grinned cheekily at him.
"Yep! I'm Pimp Masta' Zelos and you's be my bitch!"
This statement just further confused Lloyd.
"Is that a good thing?"
"Yep, not everyone gets tah be mah bitch!" He answered cheerfully, swinging an arm around Lloyd's neck.
Lloyd seemed to brighten considerably.
"Oh, okay then!" He shouted cheerfully and skipped off.
(insert plot hole)
"Hey, Sheena, guess what?" Lloyd called out as he ran to catch up to her.
"What?" She asked, turning around and stopping.
"I'm Zelos' bitch!" He cried happily.
Sheena balled her fists' in fury as anger welled-up inside her.
"Now why are you Zelos' bitch?" She asked, attempting to keep her voice as even and calm as possible.
"'Cause Zelos said so." Lloyd answered, oblivious to Sheena's rage. "He also said being his bitch was a good thing."
"Did he now? Lloyd, where is Zelos?" She asked, preparing to give Zelos the thrashing of his life.
"Over there." Lloyd said and pointed down the path he had just come.
"Thank you." She answered, and stalked off to find Zelos.
Lloyd was confused on why Sheena was angry, and even more so when he heard cries of "No, don't touch Pimp Masta' Zelos' face!"
"Oh, I know why Sheena's mad!" Lloyd thought aloud, realization coming over him. "She's mad that she's not Zelos' bitch too!"
And with that thought, Lloyd strolled happily down the path.
I write a humor story to make up for the angst story. So everything evens out. Don't complain to me about the length, it's a drabble, so it's supposed to be short, and don't complain to me about the slash/shonen-ai/gay/whatever content. And my pet Kaitau will eat you if you flame me. If people prove to actually have an appreciation for drabble, I'll submit more. Now R&R, my lovely readers.