Kai: Wow, I can't believe it's already time for chapter 5!

Satoshi: Good for you Kai.

Kai: Oh come Satoshi, it can't be that bad. This is like the crucial chapter where they get to find out whether you live or die.

Satoshi: And you're going to off me just for spite aren't you

Krad: I wouldn't allow her to do that to you my Satoshi-sama.

Satoshi: Mute Button!

Kai: Right…let's just respond to the reviews quick and then I have a date with the evil writer's block of doom

Yami Bakura+ 1

Kai: (glares) yes Yami Bakura+ 1

Roland Knight: Hey Jon, did you know you havethe same name of one of Kaiba's goons? Guess not :P Anyhoo…thanks for reviewing, you already know what's to come.

Ja Ne Kat: If you thought last chapter was funny, just wait till you read this one!

Kilx: Yay, Travis reviewed! Guess what, I finally got past the writer's block in chapter 6 no thanks to you :P

Tsuki Fox: Yesh, Satoshi's head in a hand basket not a pretty picture

Satoshi: Thank you for clarifying that bit of information Kai.

Kai: Oh go pout in a corner.

Yami Bakura: (glomps Tsuki Fox) You love me…just admit it!

Kai: Right…Anyhoo thanks for reviewing.

Mergic and Tor: Yes Mute buttons are good and you should probably wait to destroy the world after I'm done with the fic.

Weevil belongs to Rex: Interesting name btw! I'm updating finally!

Andi: I'm glad you like it, feel free to hug Satoshi all you want hopefully he won't bite he's been kinda crabby lately.

Satoshi: (glares) Shut up Kai, oh and she doesn't own D.N. Angel thank Kami-sama

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Faster, Dark! Daisuke shouted as the Phantom Thief ran to get away from the shadow creature, That thing is gaining on us!

Dark rolled his eyes as he pulled out a feather. "Tell me something I didn't know, Daisuke," he shouted turning around to face the creature as he began to chant in Japanese, "Yami no hikari, ikinasai ni jigoku, oni!" The creature began to shriek and suddenly disappeared into a cloud of dust.

Daisuke watched in awe as Dark dispatched the demon to wherever it had come from. That was too close, Dark, he stated, What time is it?

Dark glanced at his watch. "Almost midnight," he replied twirling the staff in his hand, "I guess it's time to go save your creepy boyfriend."

I am not in love with Hiwatari!

Dark chuckled as he held the staff in front of him. "Alrighty Dai, no need to get your underwear in a bunch," the purple orb on the top of the staff began to glow brightly as Dark began to chant again, "Yami no tenshi, nigeru ni yami, kuroi wa night, Activate!" The Phantom thief melted into the shadows, disappearing into the unknown.

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Satoshi whimpered as he gasped for air. He had finally reached the breaking point. He was tired, cold and on the point of giving up but still he willed himself to pull against the grate so that he could try to breathe.

This struggle is pointless, Satoshi-sama, Krad stated in the back of Satoshi's mind, you're tired, why not let me take over and get us out of this mess?

Satoshi shook his head, his mind not registering the fact that Krad couldn't see the gesture. "Please Krad, I…" he muttered incoherently as his thoughts began to slip away from him, "Krad, I am…die now." As he drifted out of consciousness, he thought he saw a figure step out of the shadows into the dim light that the candle provided. Before Satoshi could give much thought onto who the person was he slipped into the dark abyss.

As the shadows seemingly melted off of Dark, he took notice that the box containing the young Commander was filled to the top. What worried him even more was the fact that Satoshi's eyes had just rolled up into the back of his head. Wasting no time, Dark called his wings using them to slice open the glass coffin that had imprisoned Satoshi. Dark lifted the child out carefully and set him on the ground. "Daisuke, he's not breathing," he remarked, "What's that thing you do when someone isn't breathing?"

You mean CPR? Daisuke answered him.

"Yeah, that thing," Dark repeated, "How does one go about doing it?"

Dark! You don't know how to do CPR! Daisuke spazzed at the Phantom Thief. Let me take over, I know how to do it.

"There's no time for that, Dai," Dark ordered taking notice to how pale Satoshi had gotten, "You'll have to walk me through it." Daisuke sighed and told Dark everything he knew on the subject. "Do I really have to put my lips on his? Couldn't I just hit him really hard?"

Yes Dark, you need to do that. Now stop wasting time! Daisuke's voice took on a note of urgency. The longer you argue with me the deader he gets!

Dark sighed. "You just better hope Krad is unconscious too," he said bending down to begin giving CPR to Satoshi. "Or I'm never going to hear the end of it." This went on for another two minutes before Satoshi began to cough up water.

Turn him over on his side, Dark! Daisuke ordered. Otherwise he'll choke.

Dark did as he was told and turned Satoshi towards himself not knowing what was going to happen next. "Dai, that little brat threw up on me!" he complained as Satoshi continued to cough. "I'm covered in Hikari puke!"

Daisuke laughed. I guess I should have warned you about that, he replied finding the whole situation amusing.

"Yeah, that would have been nice, Dai," Dark grumbled as Satoshi began to whimper and shake like a leaf, "and if you think I'm going to cuddle up to creepy boy to keep him warm you got another thing coming!"

I was going to suggest a blanket, but whatever you wanna do, Dark

Dark sighed as he got up in search of a blanket and possibly a different pair of pants. "Well, this night couldn't get much worse", he muttered as he broke into a near by room.

What are you doing just leaving Hiwatari like that, Dark?

"He'll be fine, Daisuke," Dark assured him as he dug through a dresser. "How much trouble could he get into when he's out cold?"

Daisuke shrugged. Why are you digging through the dresser? He inquired.

Dark rolled his eyes as he picked up the blanket and walked back to where he had left Satoshi. "Hikari puke, duh," he replied, "it's not like it's going to matter anyways considering I plan on robbing this place blind later."

What for, we already have the Staff of Shadows.

Dark bent down and covered Satoshi up with the blanket. "Because Daisuke, no one gets to mess with the Commander except me" he stated ruffling the other Tamer's hair before sitting down to rest a bit before making his escape. Satoshi mumbled something in his sleep and turned over, landing in Dark's lap.

Daisuke snickered. Maybe I'm not the one with the crush, Dark, he joked.

Dark shook his head. "No, I was merely stating that I'm the only one allowed to mess with his pretty little head," he replied moving some of the wet bangs away from Satoshi's face. "And now that I'm strong enough to use the Staff of Shadows again, I suggest we get the dear Commander home where he can rest."

Good idea, Dark! Daisuke replied as Dark bent down to pick Satoshi up when he began to whimper again. What's going on?

"You remember when I said that this night couldn't get worse?" Dark asked as he watched Satoshi's eyes open; only they weren't their normal ice blue color, they were golden and his hair began to grow into a long blonde ponytail. "Well, it just got worse."

The figure smirked as he looked into Dark's eyes. "Hello, Dark," he greeted, "I suppose I should thank you for saving my dear Tamer."

Dark quickly pushed the other angel away and stood up from his spot on the floor. "I'd love to stay and chat Krad, but I promised Emiko-chan I'd be home for breakfast," and with that, Dark activated the Staff and melted into the shadows.

"Coward," Krad spat as he held out a white feather but found that he wasn't able to use it, "Satoshi-sama must be too weak." he glanced down at his injured hand before pulling out a dagger that had been stuck in the wall and flashing a sadistic smirk.

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Daisuke yawned as he laid his head on his desk. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard Takeshi's voice break the pleasant silence.

"Hey Niwa!" Takeshi greeted as he patted Daisuke on the back. "Boy you look tired; did you have a rough night?"

Daisuke sighed, seeing as how he was going to get no sleep now. "You have no idea, Takeshi," he replied as his friend plopped himself in a chair across from Dai, "I'm so tired."

"I bet you didn't hear what happened last night then!" Takeshi remarked raising an eyebrow at the redhead.

"No, I didn't, but I bet you're going to tell me."

Takeshi grinned as he spoke. "There was a gruesome double murder last night!" he exclaimed, "Zoë and Alex something or other."

"Dark weren't those the same people who Hiwatari?" Daisuke asked rousing the thief from his afternoon nap.

This has Krad written all over it, Dai, Dark said with a yawn, I don't like it at all.

Takeshi pulled a packet of pictures and set them in front of Daisuke. "My dad said that there was so much blood that they couldn't even find any fingerprints," he remarked, "the person who did this even wrote a message in the blood, I bet it was Dark!"

Risa glared at the reporter before hitting him in the head. "Mr. Dark would never do something like that!" she exclaimed.

"Whatever Risa, you don't know that!" Takeshi argued back.

Daisuke ignored his fighting classmates and spoke with Dark again. "Can you read what it says, Dark?" he asked.

I can read fine Daisuke, Dark answered, it reads; you're next Dark, it sounds like Krad is challenging me.

Daisuke was about to reply when his teacher interrupted his thoughts. "Niwa, I'd like you to bring these papers over to Hiwatari since he wasn't at school today." she said.

Daisuke nodded and stuffed the papers into his bag. "Alright, I'll bring them to Hiwatari!" he replied walking out.

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Kai: Okay, now back to the task at hand! DIE EVIL WIRTER'S BLOCK! holds up Krad's feather and begins to chant in Latin)

Dark: (smirks) Oh boy, here it comes.

(Big explosion and Kai appears from the cloud of smoke with her hair standing on end and a black face)

Krad: (Falls over laughing) That's what you get for trying to use my power!

Kai: Owie! (Starts crying)

Satoshi: (glares) great going, now she's crying. (Pulls Kai into the bathroom to get her clean up)

With: Kyuu! (Translation: Please read and review!)