The Perfect Prince
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these things except for the plot.
Perfect by Nature, just what we all need.
More lies to be uncovered.
You know you got everybody fooled.
Somehow, you got everybody fooled.
"Yet another strike by the perfect Edogawa Conan." A man in his mid-thirties mumbled, scribbling something on a piece of paper.
"Come on Terada, as his teacher, you should've realized by now that there's no need checking his paper. The possibility of him ever getting a less-than-a-hundred is zero." Another guy commented.
"It seems that you failed to mention Haibara Ai," A woman chimed in, "Apart from those pur-fecto marks, they behave like they're, uh-" She paused, struggling to find words to describe the said children's abnormal attitude.
"Yeah, I know, being alone with Haibara gives me the creeps, damn, that cold attitude, those icy blue eyes…that curvaceous body….Hey, what are you looking at? What I mean is; I wonder if those two Kids even have any flaw…"
Terada snorted, "Them? Never…"
Once again they worked in quiet, each with a silent agreement to the two last comments.
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Ayumi waved frantically at the departing figure. "Bye bye, Conan-kun!" She shouted cheerfully.
Conan, now 13, gave a little wave back and broke into a little run, joining Ai who was walking ahead.
She gave a little haughty smirk. "Look at her, the innocent girl waving good bye at her secret-primary-school-perfect-cool-guy-crush. How sweet…"
He blushed. "Cut it, Haibara, I-"
Whatever he was going to say next was interrupted by a loud bunch of schoolgirls screaming.
"KYAAA! Edogawa-samaaaa!"
"OMIGOD! THE PERFECT PRINCE LOOKED AT ME! I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT!"
"Damn, why now…" He said under his breath, "Girls these days…"
He threw them a sweet smile, and waved, knowing the fact that they would never dare go anywhere near him while Ai was around.
Her smirk went even wider. "Perfect prince…huh…"
No flaws when you're pretending.
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Conan plopped down at his bed and breathed a sigh of relief. He glanced at the clock at his bedside table. It was three minutes to his favorite movie. He flicked on the television.
Glad Haibara and Prof. Agasa's not around…Missing another session of that show would be torture. He thought wistfully as he retrieved something from his closet and put it on.
"And now, you shall face your doom! I, Sailor Moon shall punish j00!" The television blared, showing a girl with long blonde hair striking down a monster.
Conan jumped and holding a mike, extended his right arm. With a high pitched voice, shouted, "HENSHIIINN! Sailor Moon, you shall not be allowed to save the day! I, sailor mars shall-"
"Ku…dou…?"
Somehow, now you're everybody's fool.
End…
Oh, okay. I know this fic ultra-mighty-superbly sucks, but please don't be too harsh about it.
The italic lines were from 'Everybody's Fool' by Evanescence, slightly altered, and the sailor moon line, well, I just made it up. No offence intended, but the last time I've ever watched sailor moon was 7 years ago, so recalling the exact quotes is quite impossible…
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…. (Hides head under pillow)