okay I'm hyper (didn't have any sugar) maybe I'm insane from being forced to watch pokemon with my little sister ...okay I got so bored I made up the following is a story about how the FF7 gang really met Vincent! enjoy
( the people in the party are Cloud(duh),Tifa,and Yuffie)
Okay after the party beat up that freaky monster in the safe Cloud finds the key to the basement.
Cloud: Hey look a key!
Yuffie: I wonder what its for?
Cloud: The basement!
Tifa: Am I the only one who noticed that disembodied voice commenting on our actions?
Yuffie:(nods head and grins stupidly)
So are team makes to the basement (finally) after beating up random monsters. However Cloud's having a bit of trouble with the key...
Cloud:(shoves key into the door and hums to himself) Lefty lucy, righty tighty and it works great for bottles too!
Tifa: I'm scared...
Cloud: Hmmmmm it's not working... it normally works for bottles...
Tifa:(after looking at key she slaps herself realizing that Cloud put it in upside down)
Yuffie: This is taking too long (steals Cloud's fire materia) Fire!
(the door burns down)
Tifa:YUFFIE! You just burned up a perfectly good door! And to think I could have sold it on E-bay for 1000 gil! WWWAAAAAHHHH!
Yuffie: Be quiet Tifa it's just a stupid door!
(Tifa and Yuffie get into a BIG cat fight)
Tifa:WELL what would you know about high quality craftsmanship!
Yuffie: As if someone was going to buy that hunk of wood!
(Meanwhile in the library Sephy is searching for doors on E-bay on his labtop)
Sephiroth: All these doors were here yesterday...(stands up and points finger towards the ceiling as dramatic music plays) As soon as I find a door of high quality craftsmanship I shall buy it ! (sits back down and continues searching)
(back at the cat fight)
Cloud:(smartly inches into the newly open room) WOW! Hey girls look it's all dark and damp in here!
(Tifa and Yuffie stop fighting and walk in)
Tifa:WOW it is dark and depressing in here...
Yuffie: Hey look at all the dead guys!
Tifa: All these crypts are opened... sept the one in the center...
(Cloud starts to pull off the lid to the coffin)
Tifa: Wait Cloud you shouldn't do that...
Cloud: Don't worry Tiff it's probably just a dead person...
(Cloud pulls of the lid, and tada inside is Vincent with all his gloominess)
Cloud:Worse! It's a Vampire!
Tifa: I knew these stakes would come in handy someday!
Yuffie: No you guys it's just some freaky guy with problems wearing a cape inside a coffin! Duh!
Tifa and Cloud: Oooohhhhhhh!
Yuffie: Hey he's waking up!
Vincent:(all groggy) just five more minutes...oh wait I mean 'who dares to disturb my sleep' ( lightning flashes in the background)
Yuffie: COOL! do you like have a materia for tha lightning?
Vincent: No...
Yuffie:Aaawwwwwwwww...
Cloud: Say do you want to join our journey and battle EVIL!
Vincent:...
Tifa: I'll take that as a yes !
So they all traveled around tha world slaying monsters and fighting EVIL !
(Later)
Cloud: whoever you are ... Stop stalking us!
FIN or is it?