Spiders
Kaylee: Hey there. I haven't posted a story in years. You know what I mean? So I thought that I would post one now. haha
Yugi: Kaylee, you scare me.
Yami: Likewise.
Kaylee: Well, you know what? I don't really care. Anyway, this story was inspired by the creepy thing that was crawlings around on my door that I saw the other day. I don't own then, and I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, I'd be happier!
Yami: Do we WANT to know what you're talking about?
Yugi: Probably not. -Knows what they story's all about, laughing quietly-
Spiders
"AHHHHHHH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"
Yugi's head shot up from his homework as he heard his other half screech, from downstairs, as loud as he possibly could. Yugi chuckled to himself, he never knew that Yami, his other half, was afraid of anything.
/ What it is, Yami/
Yugi had to laugh. Yami was once a great Pharaoh who wasn't scared of anything, and yet Yami had found something that scared him.
'Probably something he's never seen before.' Yugi thought as he took his time walking down the stairs.
/ You'll see when you get here! JUST HURRY IT UP//
'Yup. Something he's never seen before.' Yugi was all too sure about what was going on.
Yugi soon reached the last step and looked around the corner only to see Yami plastered against a wall in order to get away from something. Yugi, on the other hand, had no idead what the something was.
"YUGI! HELP ME!" Yami screeched, again, at the top of his lungs.
"You know, if I knew what it was that you were afraid of...I'd help ya. Also, you're luck that Grandpa isn't here and the neighbors haven't called yet!" Yugi laughed a little and then walked over to help Yami out.
Once Yugi was where Yami was plastered against the wall he saw a tiny, little black spider. Yugi's eye twitched at this. Yami, of all the people on the Earth, was afraid of a harmless, little, black spider.
Yugi couldn't hold it in anymore. He fell to the ground laughing so hard that he began to cry.
/ IT'S NOT FUNNY//
/ LIKE HELL IT'S NOT! IT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS/
Yami's jaw dropped a little as Yugi swore. Yugi wasn't known to do that unless he was severely pissed at someone...namly Tea.
/ STOP LAUGHING AND JUST GET THE DAMN THING AWAY FROM ME//
Yugi nodded, wiping a tear from his eye, and got up to get rid of the spider.
The sider, on the other hand, just dangled down from the ceiling as innocent as possible. It wasn't doing anything to both or upset anybody, at least...that's what the spider thought.
Yugi got a news paper and whacked the poor, innocent, little spider against the wall. Thus, killing the once not-so-innocent spider.
Yami sighed, "Thank you, Yugi." And then he looked rather thoughtful, "But, now you're gonna have to be punished for laughing at me."
With that small warning, Yami went and picked Yugi up and carried him into their room to have a bit of fun for the rest of the night.
Kaylee: Well, that's the whole story.
Yami: WHAT?1 WHY WAS I AFRAID OF A STUPID, LITTLE SPIDER?
Kaylee: Uh...Yami? -Points behind him-
Yami: -Turns to look where Kaylee pointed, sees a little spider- AHHHHHHHH! -Runs away screaming at the top of his lungs-
Spider: Uh...hi?
Yugi: -On the floor, laughing-