Chapter Two
The First Night of Chaos
Daisy: Okay, the girls' wing is to the left and the guys' wing is to the right. Everyone go pick their rooms.
Everyone: Girls off to claim a room and the guys follow them
Daisy: Hey! I said the guys' wing is that way!
Dart: But that takes all the fun out of a hotel.
Daisy: looks at her watch 3...2...1...
Dart: spontaneously combusts, his guts splatter everywhere
Daisy: Sex-craved pyro freak. So, where is the guys' wing?
Guys: run away the other direction
The beach
Damia: Let's get a game of volleyball going.
Daisy: My serve first!
It's Damia, Daisy, Syuveil, Lloyd, Belzac, and Lavitz vs. Albert, Doel, Melbu, Emille, Zieg, and Miranda
Daisy: serves
Melbu: dives and misses
Miranda: You $#$#! How could you miss it!
Melbu: FOOL! No one dares insult the great wingley dictator Melbu Frahma! Evil Cow Minions! Attack the Sacred Sister!
Evil cows: attack Doel Moooo!
Doel: Noooo! What did I do! XX
Zieg: Okay... that was the wrong guy, but, that's okay. I think everyone gets the point.
Lavitz: serves
Syuveil: spikes back at Melbu and knocks his eyes out
Melbu: FOOL! No one dare knocks my eyes out and lives! Evil Sheep minions! Attack the Wind Dragoon!
Evil sheep: attack Lloyd Baaaaa!
Lloyd: Ahhh! Have mercy! NOOOO! XX
Daisy: My god, there's three wind dragoons playing and your sheep don't attack any of them.
Sheep: Okay, listen lady. We are only paid five bucks an hour by this guy to attack anyone he wants. Until our salary goes up, we don't care who we attack, as long as it's not the guy he wants.
Albert: A sheep strike. How interesting.
Melbu: Where are my eyes!
Belzac: Where did Emille go?
Syuveil: Over there points to other side of beach
Emille, Lisa, Rose, Meru, Shirley, and Lenus: hoolah dance in grass skirts
Albert: You know, If it weren't for the red dress and no pigtails, I wouldn't be able to tell Emille from Lisa.
Lavitz: I can tell.
Damia: How?
Lavitz: Emille has a much tighter butt than Lisa.
Albert: What!
Miranda: How would you know that?
Lavitz: I grabbed her butt when she walked by in the hotel. She thought it was Albert.
Albert: tackles Lavitz and beats the crap out of him How dare you! Bastard!
Daisy: Now where did Miranda and Zieg get to?
Miranda and Zieg: surfing the tubes
Syuveil: Well, Miranda and Zeig are surfing, Doel is dead, Albert is killing Lavitz, Emille is dancing, and Melbu still can't find his eyes. I guess we win!
All remaining players: Yeah!
Melbu: I found one of my eyes! pops the volleyball into an empty eye socket
Daisy, Damia, Syuviel, and Belzac: shudder Ewww...
(Over at the hoolah dancing)
Girls: hoolah dancing
Meru: Hey Lisa, who do you think is the cutest guy in the game?
Lisa: I would have to say... Albert.
Emille: What!
Shana: What makes you say that?
Lisa: He has a nice butt.
Emille: You B$#!
Emille and Lisa: cat fight
Lenus: Now that's what I call a royal cat fight.
Meru: Anyways...
Shirley: I think Lloyd is pretty cute.
Rose and Lenus: hmph!
Shana: What's with you two?
Lenus: Lloyd is a two-face, lying creep!
Shirley: What did he do?
Rose: When he and I were dating, I found out he was pretty friendly with that Tifa girl from the FF7 game.
Meru: What about you Lenus?
Lenus: I got that frickin' Moon dagger for him, fought off you guys so he could get away, and what does he do! He hits on Wink! He is such a bastard!
Shirley: What ever happened to Emille and Lisa?
Girls: Look around.
Rose: There's Emille.
Emille and Albert: cuddling together by the bon fire.
Lenus: And there's Lisa
Lisa and Lavitz: making out in the shadows of some palm trees
Shana: I guess that solves that problem. I still wonder what happened to Dart. Daisy said she brought him back to life.
Dart: FIRE!
Everyone: looks at Dart
Dart: tears off his clothes, streaks through the beach, and dives into the bon fire XX
Rose: I swear he is going to die at least twice in every chapter.
Daisy: One night down, two to go. Please review for me! If so, I'll set up a date between you and Lloyd.
Lloyd: What!
Daisy: See ya later!