Chapter Three
The Second Night of Chaos
Private Lounge
Lloyd: playing video game Need...more... SP... for... Dragoon. Must...talk...like... this.
Damia: I swear, you can't even nail a simple addition.
Lloyd: Don't be mockin' my skillz!
Albert: drunk voice Dang, I look good in 3D. I should be the avatar.
Shana: Albert, what's wrong with you?
Dart: He might be a little, bit tipsy. He beat Kanzas in a drinking contest.
Syuveil: I never thought Albert was the kind of guy to drink like that.
Lavitz: Believe it. You should have seen him in Vegas.
Lloyd: Bwahahaha! Take that you obese salamander! Feel the wrath of my Cat's Cradle!
Melbu: now has a volleyball and a light bulb for eyes You will need something better than a weak little move like Cat's Cradle to beat me in my boss battle!
Meru: Hey! I have a better move than that.
Melbu: Prove it you weakling!
Meru: draws giant hammer Perky step!
Melbu: smashes through the window and plunges downwards XX
Syuveil scribbles something on a notebook
Shirley: What are you writing?
Syuveil: I'm keeping track of how many times everyone dies. So far it's Dart - 2, Doel - 1, Lloyd - 1, and Melbu - 1.
Daisy: Hey, at least I bring everyone back to life. Watch. snaps fingers
Melbu: (from outside and several stories below) Thank god, I'm alive! Ahhhhh!
Trunk horn blares followed by a nasty splat sound
Melbu: XX
Dart: Mark another one for Melbu.
Rose, Miranda, Lenus, Emille, and Lisa: walk in through the door carrying enormous shopping bags We're back.
Lisa: And look who we ran into. pulls Cloud forward
Daisy: What are you doing here? I didn't pick you guys.
Cloud: They caught me shopping for sword polish.
Albert: still drunk, grabs the bag from Cloud What else did you buy?
Lloyd: Yeah, did you buy any dresses.
Everyone except Cloud: cracks up laughing
Albert: reaches into the bag and pulls out a scanky piece of lingerie' Whoa...
Cloud: Give that back! snags underwear back
Lavitz: My god, man! You haven't done this much cross dressing since college!
Dart: laughs loudly
Cloud: Stop laughing at me! rips Dart's clothes off, exposing his frilly underwear
Dart: Eeeep! runs and dives out the window SPLAT!
Damia: Three checks for Dart.
Syuveil: Oh my god, you killed Dart!
Lenus: You bastard!
Rose: It's not like we care.
Lenus: Oh yeah.
Cloud: Wait! Maybe I can still save him! dives out the window I'm coming to rescue you, Dart! SPLAT!
Meru: Okay, now that Dart, Cloud, and Melbu are dead pops a CD in the stereo LET'S PARTY!
Speakers: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
Everyone: starts dancing
Albert: break dances
Daisy: Okay, I know this one was a little shorter. But at least everyone felt some sort of accomplishment. Meru killed Melbu. Cloud killed Dart. Cloud killed himself (that was productive). Albert is capable of drinking mass quantities of alcohol. We all learned about the dark secrets of cross dressing. And also, Albert learned to break dance.