Chapter Four
The Last Night of Chaos
the Bar
Rose: I propose a toast to Daisy, for bringing us to this hotel for three incredibly chaotic nights!
Everyone: Cheers
Daisy: Aww, Shucks.
Lenus: Hey Albert! Will you break dance again?
Albert: No way. I still have a hangover from last night.
Lavitz, Lloyd, Hascal, Syuveil, Zeig, Doel, Dart, and Belzac: Oh...Idey, didey, didey, didey, didey, didey, die. Oh...Idey, didey, didey, didey, didey, didey, die. (Irish drinking Song)
Girls: sipping margaritas
Meru: I have an idea spins a beer bottle on the table whoever it lands on has to tell an unbelievable secret.
Bottle: points to Lisa
Lisa: Okay, um, Emille was adopted.
Emille: What! Why didn't you tell me before?
Lisa: So father and I could disown you and not feel ashamed. spins
Bottle: points to Meru
Meru: Once, I ate two hundred chili dogs
Dart: wobbles over to girls table
Meru: spins the bottle Next is... Lenus
Lenus: These aren't real.
All the guys in the bar: gasp!
Lloyd: Our relationship was a lie!
Lenus: Anyways... spins the bottle
Bottle: points to Miranda
Miranda: I've been dating Dart for the last year
Everyone in the bar: gasp!
Shana: gets up You've been cheating on me!
Dart: I'm sorry Shana, but I'm too sexy to be held down by just one women.
Shana: kicks Dart in the balls
Dart: (high squeaky voice) The pain!
Damia: Well, Dart. I suppose she should forgive you because you're drunk and a complete idiot.
Dart: (Drunk voice) Can I play your game too?
Shirley: Sure. spins the bottle It landed on you Dart.
Dart: I'm gay.
Rose: I knew it! Hey guys! Dart finally admits that he's gay!
Hascal: I was right!
Zieg: We were ALL right.
Dart: Whaaa! runs out of the bar into the streets
car horn blares followed by the all-too-familiar SPLAT sound
Syuveil: writes another tally for Dart
Albert: Dart died again, this calls for a celebration. Hit it sheep!
Evil sheep: grab a bunch of guitars and drums, and starts playing Love Shack
Rose, Shirley, and Lavitz: jump up on stage and start singing Karaoke.
Lavitz: You see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the...
Rose and Shirley: LOVE SHACK! Love shack yeah!
Damia and Meru: dance on the bar counter
Everyone else: climbs on a table and does the Whole Shack Shimmy
Daisy: dials on her cell phone Where are you? The fic is over and you're supposed to give the ending.
Narrator: (on phone) I can't be there, for my court punishment, the judge says I have to do 200 hours of community service. I'm busy scraping dead Legend of Dragoon characters off the road.
Daisy: Fine, I'll get someone else to do it. Hangs up and uses her author magic to make the disclaimer pop up
Disclaimer: What am I doing here? My job is over.
Daisy; I need you to give the final narration for the fic.
Disclaimer: Okay, okay, I'll do it. And so the three night stay to the luxurious RPG Hotel is finally over. Where we bid a kind farewell to our...
Melbu: Evil chicken minions! Attack the disclaimer!
Evil chickens: Cluck! Cluck! Cock-a-doodle-doo! attack the disclaimer
Disclaimer: AHHHH! Help me!
Daisy: That's all folks!
The End