This is going to be fun, my first humor thing on this sight I cant wait to see how his turns out. I will be refering to myself as "Windy" So if you see that it's me hehe onto the strory.
key:
Whoever: talking
windy; usually narrating
"this is an acion"
Naruto: God kill me
Sasuke: god kill her
Kakashi: this is going to be bad
Windy: shut up, we're starting our first story is little orange jacket kid.
Naruto: Oh crap
Windy: little orange jacket kid was skipping down the road, brining nice warm bread to his brother Itachi.
Naruto: Itachi's not my brother.
windy: I never said i was about you "stares at Sasuke"
Sasuke: Oh crap.
Windy: as I was saying, he was skipping down the road when he dicided to take a short cut through the feild you were skipping sining. "Waits for Sasuke to sing"
Sasuke: I'm not sining.
Windy: Yes you are
Sasuke: You cant make me
Windy; "snaps fingers and a rabid fangirl takles Sasuke"
Sasuke: I give I give!
Windy; "snaps fingers and fangirl disapears" Ok then sing.
Sasuke: If I sing then give me a better name
Windy: "Rolls eyes" Fine fine Dark sad emo kid
Sasuke: tralallla
Windy: I cant hear you.
Sasuke: Tralalalala.
Windy; Ok dark sad emo kid was traveling through the woods when he was attacked by a wolf.
Gaara: I hate you.
Windy; Now now be a good little sand ninja and attack Sasuke in the wolf coustume.
Gaara: Grrrrrrr.
Sasuke: Lets kill her
Gaara: no way I have way more fangirls then you do
Sasuke: wanna bet?
Windy; "clearts throught" Anyway, dark sad emo kid ran in fear of the wolf.
Sasuke: ahhhhhhhh
Gaara: gggrrrrrr
Windy; Sasuke "cough" I mean dark sad emo kid ran blindly until he tripped and fell into a hole
Gaara: Dumbass
Sasuke: Shut up Gaara
Windy: He waited in the hole until someone came along and found him
Ino: Hi Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke; shoot me
Sakura: Ino-pig Sasuke-kun is mine!
Windy: Hey! Your not in this story yet! "Sakura disapears" anyway, the traveler help dark sad emo kid out of th hole and puts him in a box to show her parents.
Sasuke: what kind of fucked up fairytail is this
windy: Read the title.
Sasuke: Oh ok
windy: I-the traveler takes dark sad emo kid hom in a box, to show her parents.
Temari: Welcome home!
Shikamaru: Oh crap
Ino: I hate you
Windy; heheheheheheh anyway, with showing her parents the dark sad emo kid he breaks out an runs away only to run into the gingerbread man
Naruto: Hey! I can eat myself!
Sasuke; great. "pushes inm lake"
Windy: Sasuke!
Naruito: Help"Gurgle""gurgle" me
windy: After killing the gingerbread man dark sad emo kid contiuted walking until he ran into mother goose
Tsunade: is this supposed to be funny?
Ssuke: hehehehe
Tsunade: what are you laughing at Uchiha.
Sasuke: Your wearing a dress
Tsunade: "looks down" oh I am so going to kill you "Points to windy"
Windy: Oh crap "Runs away from evil hokage"
Tsuande: I'm not evil
windy: "throws orchimaru mask" there you go
Tsunade: "growls"
Windy: Ok after speaking with mother goose dark sad emo kid follows her to the magical village of happy little elves.
Naruto: yay! I'm not dead!
Windy: I couldn't kill you "snuggles"
Naruto: cant...breath...
Neji: I hate you all...
windy: I get that alot anyway, Sasuke asks the happy little elves if they know Itachi
Sasuke: where th fuck is Itachi
Windy: sadly the happy little elves say thy dont know him
neji: how the fuck should we know?
windy: instead they shiow him to a place called the pumkin opatch to meet the great pumkin.
everyone:...
Windy: DO WHAT I SAY!
Neji and Naruto show Sasuke to the pumkin patch.
Neji: The great pumkin knows alll...
Naruto: we should build a statue of him and dance around.
everyone: O.o ...
Naruto: Too far?
Neji: "nods"
windy: suddenly the great pumkin rises from the ground
Jiraiya: hello everyone I the pumkin whatever I am bring you great news of Itachi,
Windy: tell us great pumkin.
Jiraiya: With the help of the shikon jewel he had won the shamn tournament
Neji: what
Sasuke: Itachi did what!
Naruto: I'm so lost
Windy: wrong story Jiraiya
Jiraiya: sorry whats my line?
Windy: forget it. Suddenly hanzel and greatle came running in
Hinata: call the horses
Sasuke: what?
Neji: hopeless
Jiraiya: where's greatle? or hanzle? whatever
Hinata: um Kiba took a nap "glace"
windy: "snaps fingers and kiba appears"
Kiba: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sasuke: "kicks Kiba"
windy;suddenly Naruto is bagged by an evil villian and kidnapped.
Everyobne: GASP!
Windy: see you next vchapter