windy: Ok last time Naruto was bagged and kidnapped
Sasuke: ...
Windy: "clears throught"
Sasuke: What?
Windy: "sigh" why is it the pretty one are so stupid? Your the hero go save him.
Neji: Sasuke? A hero? Do you even watch the show?
Windy: yes
Kiba: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hinata: Sasuke is more of an evil villian then a hero
windy: I dont care not I have 4 fangirls on the phone if you dont save him they'll be in here in a second.
Sasuke: I'm going I'm going
HInata, Neji, jiraiya: can we come?
Kiba: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
windy: no you cannot
Hinata, Neji, Jiraiya: awwww "walk away kiba wakes up"
kiba: who? what? where? when? why? how? cheese!
Windy: go back to sleep "throws a rock at kiba knocking him unconcious"
Sasuke: can I at least take a break?
windy: no now go "starts hitting Sasuke with a stick"
Sasuke: I'm walking I'm walking
windy: "clears throught" ok Dark sad emo kid was walking down the road looking for the happy little elf when he came across a young boy
Lee: trade you my cow for something
Tenten dressed as a cow; thanks Lee
Sasuke: sorry but have you seen a scary looking man with a sack?
Lee: yea he came by and gave me this "holds out bag of condoms"
Windy: "cough" you wont be ... neading that "takes away"
Windy's brother: Yay! more! "grabs condom bag and runs away laughing.
Windy: ------U stupid pervert brother
Sasuke: where did he go?
Tenten: mooo
Lee: that way "points in a random direction"
Sasuke:... "walks in the direction"
Lee: hey wait! I'll give you Tenten for free she wont stop yelling at me
Tenten: "hits lee"
Lee: ow
windy: common Tenten lets go
Tenten: yay!
Sasuke: a horsy! "jumps on Tenten's back" Mush mush!
Tenten: I'm a cow not a horse
Sasuke: thats for sure.
windy: now accumpanyed by a cow dark sad emo kid contiutes his quest to find the heppy little elf along the way he meets up with a crying man
Gai: WAAHHHHH
Sasuke: oh god
Windy: ask him whats wrong
sasuke: whats wrong?
Gai: MY DAUGHTER WAS KIDNAPPED BY AN EVIL MAN!
Tenten: who and where did he go?
Gai: IT WAS A DARK MAN WITH A SACK AND HE CAME UP AND DRAGGED HER TOP THE 3 BEARS HOUSE
Sasuke: I bet he has Naru- I mean the happy little elf
Windy: now your getting into charcter
Sasuke: OMG I am O.O
Windy: lets go! "traveling music suddenly starts"
Tenten: WTF!
Windy: hey dont ruin the moment!
Sasuke: what moment?
Windy: they finally come across the three bears house and walk in, they come across 3 bowels of porage
Sasuke: FOOD! "starts eating it all"
Tenten: pig
Sasuke: cow
Windy; they go to thwe next room to find chairs.
Sasuke: who needs chairs?
Windy: then the house shakes and they run to the next room to find the evil villain with the mans daughter and the happy little elf
Naruto: hey Sasuke!
Kakashi dressed in a dress and pigtails: I hate you
Windy: I was wondering when that would hapen
Orchimaru: HAHAHAH you will never defet me!
Tenten: what do you want with Kakashi and Naruto!
Orchimaru: I'm going to turn them into shampoo
Everyone: O.o
Orchimaru: you dont get this kin of hair with just regular shampoo you know
Windy: sudden;y robin hood breaks in to save the day
Shino: do these tights make my butt look big
Sasuke: ------U oh god
Shino: To the rescue! "grabs a vine a swing down from a tree to trips and fall face flat on the ground"
Windy: we're all going to die