Windy: as I said before we're all going to die.
Shino: that hurt! T.T
Sasuke: can we get this over with?
Windy: your no fun. Sasuke suddenly finds a magic baseball bat that appears out of no where.
Sasuke: "Evil grin"
Orchimaru: this is going to hurt.
Windy: With the bat he manages to beat Orchimaru-
Orchimaru: hold it hold it hold it, that WASN'T in my contract.
Windy: Deal with it, it is now. Anyway he succsessfully beats Orchimaru unconcious.
Sasuke: "bets Orchimaru to death"
Shino: O.O he's evil.
Tenten: No duh.
Windy: The mans daughter (who we'll call Kakasa) Is greatful to dark sad emo kid and demands his hand in marrage.
Sasuke and Kakashi: O.o
Tenten: They make a cute couple.
Sasuke: "Starts beating Tenten with the bat"
Tenten: "Runs away"
Kakashi: You cant make me.
Windy: Fine fine but you "points to Sasuke" must escort her- er him- er it home.
Kakashi: T.T I'm so unloved.
Windy: deal with it. They finally bring Kakasa back to the vilage and her father is so happy to see her- er it alive.
Gai: KAKASHI I WAS SO WORRIED YOU WERE HURT!
Kakashi: You made him my dad? You sick freak.
Windy: common, dont you luv me a little?
Everyone. No!
Windy: thats lovely.
Sasuke: can we get on with this?
Windy: Ok ok Kakasa's father, invites them to a ball.
Gai: COME WITH ME AND MY DAUGHTER TO THE BALL!
Sasuke: OK JUST SHUT UP!
Gai: "squeak"
Windy: Apon arriving to the ball.
Tenten: What about getting changed.
Windy: Oh that all happens off scean
Everyone: oooooohhhhhhhhh
Windy: apon arriving at the ball, dark sad emo kid is spotted by a beatiful princess and is asked to dance.
Sakura: Wow! I'm pretty.
Windy: say your line.
Sakura: Oh ok Sasuke-kun wanna dance.
Sasuke: "pretends not to hear"
Windy: Dark sad emo kid aggrees because he knows if he doesn't that he'll be tackle by evil fangirls.
Sasuke: fine fine "writes windy down on his to kill list"
Naruto: what about me?
Windy: accually hanzle- er greatle- er Hinata wanted to dance with you.
Naruto: Hinata? Where?
Windy: She's supposed to be here.
Shino: I'm so lonely T.T
Windy: After the dance Sakura's parents make an anncoument.
Choji: Sakura will be married to dark sad emo kid.
Sasuke: O.O WTF?
Windy; Hey, thats not in the skript.
Choji: Thats what it says here.
Windy: Let me see that "Choji throws skript to windy and windy reads it over." hm well it looks like a suspicious re-write but I guess we'll just deal with it.
Sasuke: your kidding? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kakashi: "Sneaks away"
Sakura: we'll e married and live long lives together and have 3 kids, 2 girls and one boy... "Sakura starts rambiling."
Sasuke: I don wanna marry her T.T
Shino: I do!
Naruto: I'm so lonely what ever happened to Hinata? T.T
Windy: uh Hinata... hehe she was um... got busy...yes very very busy hehehehehehehe "evil laughter"
Sasuke: I might as well close this, see you next chapter.