-Zims house-

GIR: (watching scary monkey show) WOO MONKEY DO THAT THING

Zim: SHUTUP!

-Door suddenly breaks open-

Gaz: who said the "S" word?

Zim: SHUTUP!

Dib: THEY EXIST!

GIR: WOOO!

Gaz: .....

-5 minutes later after staring at eachother-

Gaz: (kicks dirt on the floor) so...

GIR: LETS GO OUT!

Dib: BIGFOOT!

- In a strip club-

Gaz: this is boring...

Dib: stares at girls HORRIBLE...NIGHTMARE VISIONS...

Zim: SHUTUP!

Gaz: hey...wheres GIR?

- in the V.I.P room-

hot babe #1: So tell me again..(circles his chest)

GIR: dog ears perk up smiling

hot babe #2: BACK OFF! HES MINE!

GIR:????....hehe...(picks nose) IM GONNA GET YA!

-Meanwhile is Hamtaro land-

Hamtaro: FHDGJFKFHK!!

Bijou: (tilts head)

Sandy: so...what now?

Snoozer: (snore) how about...(snore) you go..(snore) stalk...Zim (snore snore)

Hamsters: YAY!

Oxnard: (fart)

Hamsters: AHHH!! (all pass out)

Oxnard: ...what I do?

- Back to the Zim gang...thingy-

Gaz: WE ARE NOT HIS GANG!

Dib: ZOMBIES!

GIR: LETS GO HOME!

hot babes: NOOO!! (grabbs GIR by the legs) stay with ussss!!

GIR: OO..

Dib: OO....

Zim: OO...

Gaz: ....(kicks girls out of his legs) lets go already..

- on the way to Zims house-

All: (skipping while holding hands) WERE OFF TO THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZZ!

Director: WRONG STORY!

-All of the sudden a squirrel falls from the sky and starts rollnig around the sidewalk-

GIR: MINE!! (chases)

-10 minutes later and GIR still is not back yet-

Dib: UFOs!!!

- They continue walking and finally get to Zims house-

Gaz: well THAT sucked...

Zim: SHUTUP!

-suddenly the door bell starts ringing 547568579 times-

Zim: must be GIR...I MEAN...SHUTUP!

-Door opens-

-Suddenly a girl with dark brown hair and streaks that looks like blood runs up to Zim and tackles him to the floor-

girl: ZIM ZIMMY ZIM!! (hugs him)

Zim: SHUTUP!...and GET OFF ME!

Dib: (stares at the girl with a dreamy look) w-what is your name?

girl: (jumps offa Zim) my names Vegiti241!

Dib: I see..(looks at her clothes)

Vegiti241: oh this? yeah,it gots Zim alover it! I love him! ZIM ZIMMY ZIM! (jumps around the house)

Zim: GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!! (pushes her out the door and slams it) whew...

- Door bell rings again -

Zim: .....(opens door)

Vegiti241: ZIM ZIMMY ZIM!!

Zim: OO (slams door)

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End of dumb,pointless,no plotted chapter 2 D

Next character will be Invader 101. And this time Taks gonna be in it! I had the strangest dream about her and Zim...

Person: NO ONE CARES!

Me: SHUTUP!

Zim: thats MY line! (chockes meh)

- Zim and Me start fighting -

squirrelwhofellfromthesky: (looks back and sees GIR) AAAHH!! (slams into the video cameras and everything goes black)