GIR: (running around the house) WEEE!! (slams into a trash can)
Zim: GOD! that fusking robot is NEVER SANE!!!
GIR: (eats trash) MMMM..LEFTOVER MEATLOAF!!
Zim: GIR!!
GIR: (looks at Zim still munching the meatloaf)
Zim: GIR, I feel...horrible sickness from your...insaness...I feel a MIGHTY NEED...to drink a pill...heres the address to the local pharmacy (gives him a paper)
GIR: ....ooohhh IT SAYS WALGREENS PHARMACY ON IT!
Zim: yes yes NOW GO!!
GIR: ...........YAY! IM GONNA GET LOST!! (runs outta the house and trips)
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(Meanwhile in the Walgreens Pharmacy)
Pashmina: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE IT??! IVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE TO FIND IT! AND YOU TELL ME YOU DONT HAVE IT?!?!
Guywhoworksthere: O.O....
Pashmina: this Walgreens is a piece of crap! Come on Penelope...were going to Publix!
Penelope: O.O;;
-suddenly GIR runs in tripping all the people-
GIR: PILLS PLEEEEASE!!
guywhoworksthere: what would it be?
GIR: uh...WHAT YOU GOT?
-later,back at Zims house-
GIR: I GOTS DEM PILLZ YA WANTED!!
Zim: augh...thanks..I feel horrible..(takes 5 pills) hhmm...
-Suddenly door bell rings-
GIR: ILL GET IT!! -trips outta nowhere then runs to the door and slams it open- ......
Tak: ZIM!
GIR: GIR!
Tak:......get out of my way..(pushes GIR) ZIM! so we meet again..
Zim: huh? who are you?
Tak: you mean you dont remember?
Zim: ......
Tak: ITS ME! TAK!! REMEMBER WHEN I SAID ID BE BACK!?!
Zim:....
Tak: (sigh) well I just created a new plan to DESTORY EARTH..and theres no way you can stop me!!
Zim: .......(scratches butt) oh really? Well good for you.
Tak: Thats it? No whining?? No (talks in a 5 year old girl voice) "theres no way youre gonna take MY mission!"
Zim: ....ya know...youre kinda sexy...(grabbs Taks butt)
Tak: AAUUGHH!! MORON!! (slaps him on da cheek and runs out)
-Door slams closed-
Zim: wow...uhm..GIR? What were in those pills?
GIR: what pills?
Zim: THE PILLS DAMMIT!! WHAT WAS IT?!?!
GIR: oh uhm....(reads) vi-a-gra...hmm..weird name!!
Zim: WHAT?!?
-Door slams open again-
Tak: ya know...you gotta amit..I sorta liked that..
Zim: TAK! NO! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! I WOULD NEVER-
Tak: (goes closer to Zim) Maybe we could do more...maybe..make out?
Zim: (backs away slowly) uh..hehe..well not really. I am already going out with someone..
Tak: really?...who?
Zim: uh...(thinks fast) GAZ!...oh yes...Gaz..shes a real wild one hehe.
-suddenly the lights turn off and smoke starts surrounding everywhere-
Gaz:...Zim.....NO.....(walks off)
-lights turn back on and smoke dissapears-
All:.....
Tak: (grabbs Zims arm) come on..it wont hurt.
Zim: well I uhm..(the viagra gets to him) OF COURSE TAK! I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
GIR: BUT YOU GOTSA TAKE THIS FIRST! (makes Tak eat the rest of the Viagra pills)
Tak: I...feel....like im gonna die...(falls on couch)
Zim: hehe! (gets ontop of her and grabbs her butt)
Tak: ow my aAAAAHHHH!! (gets lazered by GIR and goes flying up the cieling and into the sky)
-later-
-Door Bell Rings-
Zim: WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE RINGING MY DOORBELL?
GIR: ILL GET IT!
-door opens-
???: hi Im-
GIR: WHO ARE YOU?
???: ....hi Im-
GIR: WHO ARE YOU?
???: hi Im-
GIR: WHO ARE YOU?
???: I AM INVADER 101 MIND YOU!!
-uhm...he was wearing dis small silver glasses and loose fitting black clothes with his shirt saying "DOOM DOOM DOOM" yadda yadda yadda...-
Zim: INVADER? Oh great...its Tak jr. trying to take my mission. (turns on t.v and scratches belly) can we do this tomorrow? Im sorta tired...
Invader 101: I just wanted to tell you that THIS ONE (pushes Tak infront of him) JUST LANDED ON MY FRONT LAWN!
Tak (all drunk from pills: (hic) hiiiiii! (falls to the floor)
Zim:...how did you know she belonged to me?
Invader 101: well duh...everyone just saw her fly out of your roof..
Zim: and your point is?
Invader 101: my point is...GET HER OUT OF MY FRONT LAWN!
-slams door closed-
GIR: aww what a nice guy!
Zim: what am I supposed to do with Tak now?
GIR: (shrug)
-suddenly a giant foot from the sky crushes Zims house and they all die-
THE END! :D
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Personfromaudience: uh....
Me: WHAT?!? . .
Little 5 yr. old girl: WHATS VIAGRA?
Me: it makes a guy turned on...you dumbass
Little 5 yr old girl: YAY!
Anyone else who wants to join? I can do this allll day...:o
Zim: NO!! ;-;