Naruto: How could you do that to poor Sasuke?

Windy: He was being all emo so I needed some time away from him

Naruto:...

Windy: Ok lets go

Naruto: Go where genius?

Windy: I was hoping you knew.

Naruto: I get stuck with the idiot. "re-writes skript."

"The three little pigs appeare with Sasuke."

Naruto: Trade you the narrotor for Sasuke."

Konohamaru:... Ok "hands over Sasuke and takes windy"

Windy: Backstabber!

Sasuke: what did you do that for?

Naruto: She was REALLY annoying.

Sasuke:... you are so going to be killed by fangirls.

Naruto: No way!

Sasuke: what makes you say that?

Naruto: I gave all my fan girls a tickety to hawaii they wont be comming back for a while.

Sasuke:... Smart.

Naruto: hehehehehe

Sasuke: we're supposed to get her back right?

Naruto: do we have to?

Sasuke: ...

Naruto: ...

Sakura: ...

Sasuke: O.O When did you get here!

Sakura: I flew airmiles.

Naruto: ...

Sasuke: ...

Sakura: now you shall be my husband!

Sasuke: "Pushes off random cliff that suddenly appeares"

Naruto: O.O Heartless!

Sasuke: duh! Do you watch the show?

Naruto... -.- I'm in the show.

Sasuke: "cough"

Naruto: anyway are we going to get her back or not?

Sasuke: I think we kinda have to

"suddenly out of no where Shikamaru appeares."

Naruto: "Confusion"

Shikamaru: Trublesome

Sauke: what the hell are you doing here?

Shikamaru: How the hell should I know

Sasuke: well if someone "cough"naruto"cough" Hadn't gotten rid of the narrator we would've known why he was here.

Shikamaru: You guys are idiots.

Naruto: you stand being with her for long

Sasuke: I've ben with her almost the entire time, she wasn't that bad.

Naruto: So it was just me?

Shikamaru: Yes, yes it was.

Sasuke: we might as well get her back

Naruo: I'm not.

"sasuke and Shikamaru bag Naruto and drag him off to a random place."

Shikamaru: Where are we now?

Sasuke: A random place suposidly.

Shikamaru: ahhhh

"suddeny out of no where the three pigs come out."

Konohamaru: How id you find out secret place?

Sasuke: Um we just found it

Shikamaru: Trublesome.

Naruto: (from inside bag) Where is Windy?

Moegi: We sold her.

Sasuke: where?

Konohamaru: We're not telling you!

Sasuke: "Grabs Konohamaru by the throat." Tell me.

Konohamaru: to the evil witch.

Shikamaru: who's that?

Naruto: 3 guesses.

Mysterious voice: You will never find out who!