It was a bright, beautiful, sunny ,sunflower happy ,cacaroach dancing ,day at the clubhouse.
Teh silence..
"..Hey hamtaro" asked Bijou
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU- I mean..yep-p bijou sweetie?" said Hamtaro happily.
"Ever wonder why.." she blushes cutely "..the sky..is so blue at times?"
"...something is definately wrong with you" informed Hamtaro walking off.
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okay..that wasnt really the beginning..I lied:D (gets shot)
well since everyone died on the foot incident on the last chapter..looks like the zim gang wont be able to entertain us anymore..but! since im teh writer of dis story I shall make them come to life by a magical wishing fairy of DOOM! She is so nice..
GIR: AND SEXY!
((later on the day))
Zim: hey...our base is all..DESTROYED!Eh..
Gaz: like yer brain?
Zim: whatsa brain?
(crickets chirping)
Gaz: I dont even know why Im hanging out with an alien,a robot,and my brother.
GIR: MAYBE CAUSE YOURE SEXY!
Zim: maybe because youre a loner.
Dib: maybe because youre actually a vampire in disguise! (rips off Gazs hair)
All: O.O...
Gaz: dont make any plans for today..cause youre all going to DIE!
(violent scene is cut cause of censor)
Zim: censors suck! Why cant all the zim stories just have some porn in it?
Dib: haha..yeah..like those idiots who puts porn in their stories about us..those are always fun.
Gaz: this isnt about porn you idiots! I was just about to slash you to pieces!
Zim: oh..I thought you were going to flash at us or something for being a girl..
boys: chuckles and winks at eachother
Gaz: I could but..(whispers) I dont know whats underneath my dress..
(weird alien sounds appear while everyone is looking around disturbed)
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Oxnard: im hungry..
Hamtaro: im nauscious..
Bijou: lookie what I found! a light bulb!
Oxnard: mmm...light bulb (eats it)
Bijou: OXNARD YOU BASTARD! YOU ATE MY PAW WITH IT!
Oxnard: (crunches light bulb and mouth starts bleeding from inside) heke?
Hamtaro: YAY BLOOD PARTY! (swims in da blood) WEEEE!
Pashmina: I HAVE AIDS! YAY!
All: ...
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(Zims house and zim and gir are there)
(door bell rings)
GIR: (opens door) HI THE-AHHH! (slams door)
Zim: what? who was it? (opens door)
Invader Doom: HELLO:DDD
Zim: O.O (slams door)
Invader Doom: (rings door 34634746 times)
Zim: What do you want!
Invader Doom: GIRR! (grabbs GIR and huggles him)
GIR: AAHH-wait..this feeling..I never..been hugged before..its..its..
Zim: its..?
GIR: BETTER THAN SEX! (huggles her back)
Zim: oh go get a room (slams door)
THE END 3