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Chapter One
"I don't see how you see any other option, Cornelius." said Dumbledore as he paced back and forth before his desk, at which a very troubled Fudge was sitting, reading a piece of parchment that was before him.
"Yes, but calling on them for help? Our world has worked just fine without their meddling!" replied Fudge with a sort of desperate tone.
"Not really. They pass our own into the other world just as they do the Muggles. They meddle in our affairs more than you think. How can you expect to defeat Voldemort again, without help? The Potter boy defeated him last time, but that was because of his mother's love. There's no more of that in this dimension to save us again."
Fudge flinched at Voldemort's name, looking up. "Please don't say that around me! I wonder why you insist on calling him by name all the time."
"Why should I not? A name is a name, and Voldemort is actually a false one. His proper name is Tom Mavarlo Riddle, but few know that. So, I call him by his fake name. Now, will you sign that paper or not? Read it. All it shows is that we will call on the Spirit World to ask for a professional opinion. They monitor us, Cornelius, and no doubt they already know he's back." Dumbledore stopped pacing and placed a finger upon the parchment. "I promise nothing more than what this document says will be carried out without your approval."
Fudge sighed and mumbled, "Fine," begrudgingly. He drew a quill from his jacket and dipped it in the inkwell at the corner of Dumbledore's desk. Signing the paper with a flourish, he handed it back to Dumbledore. "I trust you'll keep me posted." he said, standing.
"But of course." a sly smile played across Dumbledore's lips. "Why would I not?"
Fudge stared at that smile for a moment. He didn't like it, but he headed for the door and pulled his coat from the rack by the door. After bidding Dumbledore good-bye (And having it returned with a nod.) he disappeared with a crack.
As soon as he was gone, Dumbledore moved to his desk. Chuckling to himself, he tapped the paper with his wand. The last sentence disappear, repleaced by:
Also,the Ministry herebygrants permission to Albus Dumbledore to contact the Other World for help and reinforcements as necessary.
Reading over the cursive once more, he nodded his approval and tucked the parchment into his robes, disappearing with yet another "Crack!"
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"Your mission is simple." said Koenma from behind his desk in Reikai. "You'll be going undercover at a wizarding school in England, posing as exchange students. You leave tomorrow morning, a man named Albus Dumbledore will come to get you. He'll give you more information then. All I have left for you are these." He held up a tiny flesh-colored circle. You'll have to press these behind your ears. They'll attach themselves and give you the knowledge of a sixth-year student at the school They'll also provide magical talent that uses your spirit energy."
"Wait a sec, shorty! Everyone knows wizards don't exist, they're just in fairy tales!" exclaimed Kuwabara in his annoyingly loud voice.
"Wrong." replied Koenma simply. "They have schools all over the world that seek out magical talent and train those worthy."
"But-" started Kuwabara, but he was cut off by Yusuke.
"Are those little circle things permanent?"
"No, they come off, but I won't tell you how. Knowing you, they'd be lost and we can't let them fall into the wrong hands."
"Why do we have to leave tomorrow?" asked Kurama.
"Because term at your new school starts on the first of September." stated Koenma shortly. "Arrangements have been made, and you'll all be picked up in the morning, as I said before. Now let me hand these things out…" he started to take the small circles from their black case, handing them to each of the Reikai Tantei. All of them began to stick them behind their ears, except one.
"C'mon Hiei, you have to if you wanna go undercover!" said Yusuke.
"Yeah shrimp! Get yours on!" added Kuwabara.
"Make me." growled Hiei. "I don't want to." Just then, Hiei turned around after feeling pressure behind his left ear. Botan came up with a kitty face. "STUPID ONNA!" Yelled Hiei angrily, trying to peel the thing off.
"Sorry." meowed Botan. "I couldn't resist!"
"EVERYONE OUT!" screamed Koenma. "I have work to do and you all have to get packing! Be ready tomorrow morning, between 8 and 8:30, got it?!"
"Whoa, what got into his diapers?" whispered Yusuke loudly.
"I DON'T WEAR DIAPERS!"
"Sure…"
"OUT!"
Everyone scurried out, except Hiei, because I don't think he knows how to scurry…
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The Next Morning…Joy!
Yusuke hadn't bothered to pack. He was sleeping soundly in his and Atsuko's apartment when a large "CRACK!" resounded through the house. Falling out of bed, he groggily opened his eyes to see a tall figure clad in deep purple robes and a wizard hat.
"Look Mommy…Walt Disney came to say hELLO!" Yusuke jumped standing up. "Who are you?!"
"Didn't Koenma tell you? I've come to take you to Hogwarts, your new school." said the robed figure with mild amusement playing across his face. He gazed at Yusuke over curiously shaped glasses. "He told me you'd be readily packed, but apparently I have to do that for you…" the old man looked around the room at the clothes strewn haphazardly all over the floor. He pulled what appeared to be a smooth stick from his robes and swept it over the room. The clothes started folding themselves up into a purple suitcase that had appeared on the bed. "Ready to go?"
Yusuke shook his head. "One minute." he walked into his mom's room. She was sleeping soundly, apparently she'd forgotten her hangover pills. He shook her gently. "Mom?" She opened her eyes halfway.
"Yusuke?"
"I have to go again."
"No! Don't leave again!" she clutched his hand.
"Don't worry about me. I'll be back. Go back to sleep." he carefully took his two fingers and closed her eyes. She dropped off into a snooze in seconds. He returned to his room. "Ready." With a crack, they both disappeared.
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After picking up the rest of the guys, with another crack the five of them appeared before Genkai's temple. "Wait…" Yusuke paused. "Why are we here?"
"We've two more to pick up, and Koenma said they'd be here." replied Dumbledore, heading for the temple. The other followed. Keiko and Yukina opened the screen doors. They held suitcases.
"NO!" Yelled Hiei and Yusuke together.
"What? You have to have people undercover with the girls, too." stated Keiko matter-of-factly.
"The girls?! In a week half the female population of the school will be drooling after Kurama!" yelled Yusuke.
Kurama sweatdropped.
By this time, Kuwabara was already acting like a lovesick idiot, which he was.
"Oh, my dear Yukina! I'm so happy you're coming with us! I'll protect you, I promise you!" Yukina blushed as Kuwabara helped her down the stairs.
"Kazuma, there's no need for that." she said softly.
"Are we all ready to go, then?" asked Dumbledore brightly.
"Yes." said Keiko. "Ignore them."
"IGNORE ME-" "Crack."
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Okay, so maybe not a lot of humor in the first chapter, but oh well.
Next time: Dumbledore explains everything, what their mission is and why they're needed. They're taken to Hogwarts and sorted, enemies and friends are quickly made!