Ok, I'm not very good at writing poems, but I got this idea so I decided to post it. Btw, this is what would be inside conceited Gilderoy Lockhart's book Who Am I? (appears in credits of second movie). Pleases R and R, good OR bad comments!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Harry Potter. JK Rowling does.
Who Am I?
By Gilderoy Lockhart (I think that's what my name is anyways)
Who am I?
Some people call me Lockhart.
What does that mean? I don't have a heart?
What am I?
A doll (with my great
looks), a bird (with my wonderful singing LALALALA!), a big baboon?
A
gorilla, a book (with my knowledge), a snake plying a kuzoo (ah, my
musical talents!)?
Where am I?
A mansion, a park, the one
hundred acre wood (Pooh bear!)?
In a fairytale land or Red Riding's hood?
What do I do?
An optometrist, a dentist, a keeper of a zoo?
Or am I really the guy who shovels the elephant poo?
Who am I?
A table, a chair, a bench in a zoo?
But one thing's for sure-I'm better than you!
So what did u think? Plz R and R and check out my other stories!