Here it is! The next chapter with some Mrs. Higurashi OOCness nn!
I would like to dedicate this chapter to my most flattering reviewer, kiraracub (Shannon)! Thank you so much for the very friendly email!
Enjoy!
Inuyasha walked into the kitchen to find Mrs. Higurashi chopping vegetables next to the stove.
"Yes, Inuyasha?" she asked without looking up.
"Erm, nothing." He replied nervously. It was scary how Mrs. Higurashi knew that he was in the room without even looking…
"Are you here because you are not satisfied with the gift that you got my daughter?"
Inuyasha nearly jumped out of his haori.
"What the? How did you know that?" he asked nervously. Now he really wasn't satisfied enough that Mrs. Higurashi was a mortal. He had other thoughts…
"I just had a feeling." She replied casually. "So, you must have wanted to ask me a question now that you are in here. So, what is it?" She turned around to face Inuyasha and smiled cheerfully.
"Um, well, I heard Kagome talking. And, um, she wanted a dress kimono…"
"The one in the window of Chi-Chi's Formal Wear I presume? That's the dress that every girl has their eye on in Tokyo…Kagome mentioned it to me. $1, 500.00 for a dress, imagine that!"
"What's so great about a stupid kimono? What could be so great about it? Huh?"
"Ah Inuyasha, you must be a girl to understand that."
"Whatever." Inuyasha sat down at the kitchen table and crossed his arms over his chest. Mrs. Higurashi sat down next to him.
"I will take you to see it if you would like."
"Sure, whatever." Mrs. Higurashi stood up and walked over to the staircase.
"Kagome, dear! Inuyasha is going to come with me to the grocery store to help me carry all the groceries. We will be back soon, Ja ne!" she yelled up the stairs.
"Ja ne mama, Inuyasha." She yelled back. Mrs. Higurashi turned her attention to Inuyasha.
"Come now, we don't have much time!" She grabbed Inuyasha's arm and dragged him out of the door. Mrs. Higurashi and Inuyasha hopped into the car.
"So Inuyasha, did Kagome tell you that there is going to be a party tonight?"
"No, what kind of party?"
"One for the celebration of Christmas soon to come!"
"Okay…should be fun…" The car turned silent for a few moments before Mrs. Higurashi spoke up again.
"Inuyasha dear, watch out for Kagome at that party. There are a lot of boys that would like to take advantage of her and…" Inuyasha interrupted.
"What? What boys? There is absolutely no way that I will let Kagome out of my site! How could you think that, especially seeing how vulnerable she is with her ankle and all! I always protect her in the feudal era anyway! A mere mortal will never get his hands on her…"
"Ok Inuyasha you can stop you're ranting I understand you will protect Kagome! Sheesh!" Mrs. Higurashi turned on the radio in her car. The music started to play throughout the car…
Why do you build me up, buttercup,
Baby, just to let me down?
Mess me around, yeah,
and worst of all,
You never call baby, when you say you will.
I need you still, I need you,
More than anything darling,
More than I have from the start.
So build me up, buttercup,
Don't break my heart.
Mrs. Higurashi sang the words to the American song as Inuyasha drowned in sweatdrops. Then, Mrs. Higurashi stopped the car.
"We're here!" she all but screamed. She led Inuyasha out of the car, but then suddenly stopped him.
"Woops, can't forget you're hat!" she popped a blue baseball cap on Inuyasha's head. They both walked into the mall. Inuyasha got many weird stares from the people in the store for his silver hair and his haori. Inuyasha just gave them all a dirty look.
He was so distracted with giving people dirty looks that he bumped into Mrs. Higurashi when she stopped in front of a store. There it was. The dress.
"I still don't see what's so special about this dress…" Just then an image popped into Inuyasha's mind. It was the same one that Kagome had. He was standing there, holding Kagome's wrists, and was about to kiss her! He suddenly snapped out of his thoughts when he saw a hand waving in front of his face.
"Inuyasha dear, are you all right?" asked Mrs. Higurashi.
"Yea, I'm fine." Now Inuyasha knew that the kimono dress meant something, and he had to get it.
"Inuyasha were you imaging my daughter in that dress just now?" asked Mrs. Higurashi. Inuyasha blushed deeply.
"What, no! What are you talking about?" He replied in defense.
"Oh, nothing. I was just wondering."
"Mrs. Higurashi?"
"Yes?"
"Are you a demon?"
"Now why ever would you think that?"
"Just wondering…"
Well, some demons had telepathic powers.
"So, how are you going to afford this dress?"
"I don't know. I will find a way to buy it."
"That's wonderful, but we should start heading back now so you can get ready for the party. You can wear the clothes that I got for you at the mall yesterday. Shippou helped me pick them out." Inuyasha gulped.
"Thanks."
"No problem!" They both walked back to the car and started to head back to the house. They stopped because of a red light. They were stuck there for about 5 minutes, Mrs. Higurashi singing the whole entire time…
"WORKIN AT THE CAR WASH OH OO OH OO YEA EE YEA EE YEA AT THE CAR WASH YEA!"
Inuyasha covered his ears in agony.
"WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?"
Just then, 4 police cars drove by, sirens screaming in the air.
"Well there is you're answer Inuyasha, an accident or something. Until it gets cleared up, we might as well be here for hours." Mrs. Higurashi popped in a pink colored CD.
"Hope you like Britney Spears!" Inuyasha's face turned to fear. He opened the car to the door and followed the noise of the sirens.
"I'd rather do anything than sit in that car any longer…"
Mrs. Higurashi just smiled and bobbed her head to the music.
When Inuyasha arrived at the scene, he saw a bunch of policemen rushing out of their cars. A young petite girl with black hair and purple streaks that had on a black, ruffled dress stood with them yelling very loudly.
"GRANDPA YOU CAN'T FLY! ARE YOU CRAZY?"
"Don't worry Ms. Tahmi, we're getting a trampoline out now (A/N: or whatever those firemen use and have people jump out of buildings and land on them without getting hurt, I've always wanted to try that nn!) One of the policemen assured the lady. She just put her forehead on her palm and muttered something about her crazy old family with their crazy old theory that when you turn 71, you can fly.
"I CAN FLY, JUST WATCH ME!" the old man shouted. And without any warning, the old man ran and jumped off the humongous building. Everyone gasped in shock as the old man came down quickly heading straight for the top of a school bus.
Inuyasha quickly jumped on top of the bus and caught the old man over his shoulder.
"Crazy old hag…" he muttered. He jumped off the bus and everyone seemed to be clapping for him. He just slightly blushed and set the old man down. The petite lady with the black and purple hair ran up to Inuyasha.
"Grandpa you baka what makes you think you can fly!"
"I was about to, but this young man stopped me." The lady looked at Inuyasha.
"Oh thank you, thank you!" she said as she pecked Inuyasha with a kiss on both cheeks, leaving red lipstick stains. He blushed deeply and looked down at the girl.
"My name is Chi-Chi Tahmi, designer of Chi-Chi's Formal Ware. How can I repay you?" She asked. Inuyasha immediately recognized the lady's name and smirked.
"Well, I was at you're store earlier today and…" Inuyasha explained his story to Chi-Chi.
Inuyasha went back to Mrs. Higurashi's car that had finally started to move through the traffic. He jumped back in with a wide grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Mrs. Higurashi asked him. He just smirked and held up a card with a picture of a bunch of dresses on it.
"How did you get that card? Only Ms. Chi-Chi herself gives them out!"
"I have my ways…"
Inuyasha proudly walked into the mall holding the card in his hand. He stepped into the shop and handed the coupon to the lady at the cashier. She opened her eyes wide in shock as Inuyasha pointed to the dress kimono on display.
All the girls at the window watched in surprise as Inuyasha carried the dress that has been on everyone's eye for about a month being carried out of the store by a strange man in a haori. Inuyasha saw a girl smack her boyfriend with her purse and say, "Why couldn't you get me that kimono?"
Inuyasha also so many men starring at him in jealousy.
He just smiled and hopped back into the car, not caring that the Britney Spears music was being blasted over the speakers. He had other thoughts on his mind…
Well there it is! The next chapter! I have a picture of the image of Inuyasha kissing Kagome, I just can't get it on the site. If you want me to send it to you then email me. I have to say that I do not own the picture, it is someone else's work.
The song that Mrs. Higurashi was singing was Build Me Up Buttercup by The Goops.
I watched Can't Hardly Wait today and I imagined that the character of Seth Green was Miroku! He was a wigger LMFAO!
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