KoumiLoccness, thanks for reading my stories.
Gogglehead Lover, glad you are enjoying it. I am having fun with the story.
Fan Fiction Story Rater, Sorry about the Takair but when it comes with pairing, I'm not into it. Who ever fits the story better is how I deal pair couples. I am flattered that you believe it's the best humor fic but I think I am being overrated on that one. I am just playing around.
odd-12345, You know...I too am wondering if Matt is going to kill Tai also.
The true Tai Kamiya, first off...it's a story and as stories go..I can make it up as I please. Don't like it, don't read it. How hard is that?
Mimi gave a deep sigh and walked over to where Matt and Sora sat. Matt had some difficulty in finding a comfortable spot as the coat rack was still attached to his wrist.
"It's seven now and we still can't leave," Mimi leaned her head against Sora's shoulder, "This apartment is doing nothing for my hair! I think it's running out of oxgeyn."
"I didn't know hair breathed," Matt mumbled.
"Hush coat rack boy," Mimi scorned Matt. "Sora can will kill Tai yet?"
"I told you not now," Sora frowned at her best friend, "He just had a little too much to drink…"
"I think we should stuff him in the freezer," Matt whispered, staring at his brown shoe.
"You can't do that," Sora slapped his leg.
"How comes?" Mimi asked.
"He won't fit for one…" Sora explains.
"That's why god let men invent butcher knives," Matt continued to stare at his shoe.
At the other end of the room……
"I can't believe you kissed someone else on top of the Farris wheel and thought it was me!" Kari yelled.
"Keep it down over there!" Tai yelled at Kari, "I'm trying to think!"
"That's doing the impossible…" Matt mumbled.
"You say something Blondie?" Tai looked over at Matt.
"Happy place Hun," Sora squeezed Matt's arm.
"In my little happy place, I'm stabbing your best friend repeatedly," Matt, told her.
"So am I!" Mimi giggled, "We have the same place to visit! Are you floating on a pink cloud of bubbles also?"
Matt glared at Mimi.
"Kari, you were the only person on my mind at that time. Everything I did, everything I said, every waking moment I only thought about you!" Tk explained.
"And when you were kissing that girl…"
"I was thinking of how it would be so much better if it were you I was kissing," Tk smiled down at her.
"Tk, can I ask you something?" Kari looked sweetly up in to those blue eyes.
"Don't do it Tk!" Matt warned.
"Sure," Tk hardly gave his brother a thought.
"Do I look stupid?" Kari asked.
"Huh?" Tk was taken back at her question.
"Do I look stupid Tk?" Kari repeated her question.
"No…why would you ask.." Tk sputtered out.
"Because you must think me as a moron if you believe that I would actually fall for something as lame as that!" Kari gave Tk a shove, turned and walked away to where Mimi and Sora sat.
"What?" Tk asked.
"It doesn't matter," Matt shook his head. "Next time, just say you're wrong and that you are sorry and wait until it's passed."
"Is that what you do?" Sora looked over at Matt.
"Yes, I'm sorry," Matt looked over at his girlfriend.
"You guys are so unbelievable!" Sora stormed off to the kitchen.
"Now I wait until it passes," Matt explains to Tk.
"So, that's the door," Tai stood back looking at the solid brown door before him.
"That's the one," Izzy stood beside him, with his arms crossed.
Tai wiggled the doorknob, "It's locked."
"I know it's locked!" Izzy threw his hands in the air, "We've been through this before Tai! If the damn bloody door was unlocked, I'd get my laptop out myself instead of waiting for you to show some kind of intelligence!"
"If you are waiting for that, then we are in for a looonnggg night!" Matt told Izzy.
"You're not helping matters! I can't believe you would put Davis up to this! I thought you were my friend!" Izzy shouted at Matt.
"I didn't put Davis up to anything!" Matt argued back, "Look at the facts, this whole mess is stupid meaning it's not coming from my head! Davis did this on his own!"
"But Tai said…"
"Tai isn't a real detective either! He's a boy that had too much to drink!"
"He's jealous because he doesn't have a degree," Tai winked at Izzy. "So let me understand the situation…the door it locked, the computer is on the other side with an insane boy that has threaten to kill the computer?"
"It's not a just a computer! She's a laptop!" Izzy told him.
"A laptop… HEY!" Tai looked at Izzy with a bright smile, "If you spell laptop backwards you get a Potpal!"
"Good grief!" Izzy smacked his forehead.
"Okay…let me see the hostage letter." Tai put out his hand.
"What letter?" Izzy asked.
"The hostage letter," Tai rolled his chocolate eyes.
"We don't have a hostage letter," Izzy frowned, looking at Tai's open palm.
"Then how do you know that he is holding your computer for hostage?" Tai asked, "Has he asked for any demands?"
"Um…well no I can't say that he has," Izzy scratched his head.
"What is he going to write it on, toilet paper?" Mimi asked.
"I can't believe this!" Tai threw his arms in the air, "How am I to work in conditions like this!" He stormed over to Izzy's desk and took a paper and pen. Then back at the door, he bent down to the floor, "Davis, can you hear me?"
"Um, I could hear you the whole time, this place isn't exactly sound proof…." a voice came from the other side.
"I need to ask you something and I want you to think carefully on this." Tai told the other boy.
"Okay," Davis said.
"I am going to slide a paper and pen under the door; I need you to make a hostage note and your demands."
"WHAT!" Matt yelled, "Tai you are just making matters worse!"
"Hey!" Tai pointed to Matt, "Cool it Blondie!"
"Alright, whatever you say Tai," Davis took the paper and pen that Tai slide under the door. After a few minutes, the paper reappeared through the door.
"Okay now we have a hostage note!" Tai grinned. He opens the letter and cleared his throat, "Dear people in the next room. I am holding this laptop for hostage. For its safe return, I am demanding three things. First thing, is a peanut butter sandwich with its crust cut off. I would like the sandwich to be cut in two triangles. My second demand is a date with Kari and my third demand is to leave the bathroom unharmed. If you fail to comply with my wish in twelve point five minutes, I shall cause physical destruction to the computer….I might have to delete some programs also." Tai reread the letter, "Great now we have to figure out who sent this letter in twelve minutes! The person forgot to sign the bottom!"
"It was Davis!" Izzy screamed.
"We can't be sure this is Davis' hand writing! I think it could be Tk's. He has a thing for Kari too," Tai explained.
"But I'm over here! How can I be here and slip the note over there?" Tk asked.
"That's a good question and I willo figure it out!" Tai put up his fist, "So help me if I don't, I shall be struck by lighting!"
"Please let there be a storm near us. Please!" Matt begged.