odd-12345: In this story he is..but he's drunk. A funny drunk.
PunkerPrincess: Thanks for taking an interest
Mia Kamiya: I'm glad you like it. Maybe I'll stick in what Matt's happy place is or is all about...or that could be a start of another story. It could be a good story line.
Kari stepped near the wall window and leaned her forehead against its cool surface. When she looked at the window itself, she could see her brother's reflection as he jotted down something on that stupid notebook of his. She could see Tk and Matt leaning close to each other and Kari couldn't help but feel that it was a plot to help Tk get over this ordeal and still look like the good guy. Sora sat at the small round, empty table with her chin resting on her hand. Izzy of course was saying something to Tai, throwing his hands up in the air and moving back and forth in front of the door. Kari turned around as Izzy suddenly stopped and begun to kick the door repeat.
"The only thing that will get you, is a stub toe," Tai shook his head, "I'm not speaking from knowledge but from experience."
"I don't think anyone would assume you spoke from any kind of knowledge." Matt told Tai.
"Hey Blondie!" Tai turned around too quickly and struggled to keep his balance.
"No you listen," Matt stood up, "I'm getting sick of you! I want to go home and lord knows I've tried to humour you in your drunkenness but I'm tired Tai! All anyone needed to do was unscrew the damn door and this would be over with in a matter of minutes instead of dragging it on for hours!"
"A screwdriver?" Tai looked at the door with a tilt of his head.
"Predacious!" Izzy slapped his forehead.
"Yeah, a damn bloody screwdriver takes a door off its hinges all the time!" Matt fumed.
"There is a screwdriver in that drawer!" Izzy ran over to a drawer in the kitchen and pulled out tool, then holding it up in the air like a torch. "Baby, Daddy's coming to get you!" Izzy screamed and ran to the door.
"WAIT!" Davis stuck his head out of the bathroom door. "What about my demands?"
"You're not getting a date with Kari," Tk told him.
"Oh, because we went on fifteen dates all the sudden you can tell me who I get to date now?" Kari shouted at Tk.
"But we are dating…"Tk looked at her.
"Are we? How many girls did you take up to the Farris Wheel to make out with?" Kari asked.
"So…um, do I get to date her?" Davis asked.
"Shut up!" Kari and Tk shouted at Davis.
"Give it up Davis," Tai grabbed the screwdriver from Izzy and pointed it at Davis as a police officer would point a gun, "It's all over now. Come out and I'll cut you a clean deal."
"No deal!" Davis squinted his eyes at Tai, "I am going to ask one more time for my demands and I expect to get them!"
"God damn it Davis!" Matt slid his uncuffed hand through his thick blond hair, "its over. If you shut that door, we'll unscrew the hinges. Just give it up so we can get it over with!"
"I don't think any of you understand how serious this situation is…"Davis glanced at the teens in the room.
"Davis…."Tai said slowly, lowing the screwdriver slowly, "What are you planning?"
"Wouldn't you like to know,'' Davis smirked.
"I wouldn't want to know," Tk told him.
"Me either! I just want to go home!" Mimi cried.
"I don't give a damn either," Sora sighed.
"Whatever Davis, just give back the computer…" Matt rolled his eyes.
"It's not a computer! She is a complex…" Izzy started but Tai covered his mouth.
"Davis, back away from the computer and let's talk about this…man to man." Tai said slowly.
"More like moron to moron," Matt muttered.
"I'm going to tell you…if this door goes down then the computer gets it… with this!" He held up a small magnet.
"NOOOOOO!" Izzy cried out, dropped to his knees and begun to pull at his hair, "SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!"
"Davis, put the magnet down." Tai said firmly.
"I want my demands!" Davis replied.
"You're not going to hurt anyone but yourself," Tai warned him.
"The hell he won't!" Izzy screamed, "She's in there with him! He is going to hurt her!"
"I think if I throw myself out the window, I'll be able to kill myself," Matt said to himself.
"I can see it in the headlines now, 'Man jumps with a coat rack attached to his wrist…'," Tk smiled.
"Oi, you're right. I don't want to be remembered as the man that jumped with this!" Matt looked at the coat rack, "I'd never hang my coat on something that looks as tacky as…"
"Is that all you can think about?" Sora glared at Matt.
"He's totally right, it would clash with his cloths!" Mimi agreed with the blonde.
"If you jump, you'll ruin your face," Tk reminded him.
"That wouldn't be good either," Matt shook his head.
"You are unbelievable!" Sora rolled her eyes.
"What are you complaining about? You enjoy the way I look, remember!" Matt told his girlfriend. Sora only stuck out her tongue. "Is that a promise for something better?"
"Do you mind?" Izzy looked at the other teens, "This is a life or death situation and all you can think about is joking!"
"My face is no joke!" Matt told him.
"If we throw Izzy out the window, would we still be in this mess?" Tk asked his brother.
"Yeah, Tai is here now…let's throw both of them out the window." Matt told his sibling.
"Do you remember where the key is Matt?" Tai asked, "It would look strange when I'm down there on the hard pavement with my brains oozing all over the place and you come out with a coat rack and put your hands down my pants!"
"Oh yeah, you are so dead Tai." Matt nodded his head, "I think I'll try poisoning you OR just pushing on in front of an oncoming bus!"
"Again, we have a tragic situation on our hands and all you can do is argue!" Izzy fumed.
"That's what happens when you make people stay here against their will!" Mimi yelled at Izzy.
"You tell him, Mimes!" Matt winked at her.
"I saw that!" Sora yelled.
"What?" Matt asked.
"You winked at Mimi!" Sora accused.
"It was a joking wink!" Matt's eyes grew wider, "it meant nothing but an encouragement to continue to joke!"
"Do you think I'm a joke? Is that why you wink at me?" Sora started to cry.
"You know what, I'll be dead if I jump and I won't know what the papers will say or what I'll look like!" Matt yelled.
"So now you think death is better then being with me!" Sora started to cry more.
"Matt how can you be so cruel!" Mimi ran to her friend and hugged her.
"You really are pathetic!" Kari shook her head and walked over the crying red head.
"This is a good example why men need television in their lives," Matt told his brother. "So we can watch humorous shows, cartoons, and get away from all the drama…"
"Would you just shut up bitch?" Izzy yelled at Sora, "And you too, stupid ass!" Izzy's eyes found Matt's. Everyone looked up at Izzy in shock. "My laptop is in great danger because of a stupid piece of shit with a magnet and all you can do is argue with each other! Frankly, I don't give a shit about what you want to do. Go jump out the window, watch TV but remember that WE…" Izzy pointed to Tai and himself, "Are trying to say a precious life! A life that matters! A life that makes a difference!"
'It's a computer…" Tk whispered.
"GRRR!" Izzy ran towards Tk and attacked him. Knocking the taller teen down, Izzy sat on top of him and started to swing his fist at Tk's face.
"Get off my brother!" Matt yelled at Izzy.
"MATT DO SOMETHING!" Sora yelled.
"WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO? I HAVE A BLOODY COAT RACK ATTACHED TO ME!" Matt yelled back.
"Izzy get off my boyfriend!" Kari pulled at Izzy's hair.
"Someone do something!" Sora jumped up and down.
"Izzy get off me!" Tk swung at Izzy but with his madden rage, Izzy hardly felt the blows.
"I have chicken soup!" Mimi said in a singing voice.
"They aren't fighting because they are hungry!" Sora smacked her forehead.
"Who's winning?" Davis asked from the crack of the door, "Mess him up good Izzy so Kari won't like him no more!" Matt raised the coat rack at Davis' head, "AGGGGHHHH!" Davis screamed in a high pitch voice and slammed the door shut.
"Smooth move," Tai rolled his eyes, "Now we are back were we started from. Amateurs…"
"Chicken soup makes everyone feel better," Mimi told Sora and then emptied the pan over Izzy and Tk.
"That's when someone is sick!" Sora yelled at Mimi.
"You don't have to yell," Mimi rolled her eyes and sighed, "Really do you have to show this much drama over spilled soup?"