Hi everyone! In this chapter, Tyson and Max are—no wait I'll let you find out. Now, where was I in the story…ah yes! Good thing I rated it pg13, this chapter's got lots of swearing in it…
Disclaimer-I still don't own beyblade. Only my duplicate of Kai's scarf that I sewed out of pure boredom.
-On to the story-
Everyone was currently watching the best entertainment in the van; Tyson had finally come out of his silent spree and was (unsuccessfully) sucking up to Max. The two were standing in the space behind the front seats, in front of the middle seat. Everyone was sitting on either the middle seat or the backseat, eating popcorn that Sarah had generously made appear out of nowhere. Well, they tested it on Michael first but that's not the point…
"Maxie! Whats with you? I said I'm sorry for whatever I did!"
"SHUT UP TYSON! Why're you being so annoying lately?"
"What did I do to annoy you? I've been in a fucking depression the last three days!"
Everyone 'oooooooooh'ed when Tyson swore. That word activated a swearing war.
"Bastard!"
"Bitch!"
"You call girls bitches, moron!"
"That's the point!"
"You fucking shitface!"
"Cock sucker."
"Ass kisser."
"Asshole!"
"Assface!"
For the next half an hour, they continued insulting each other using words with ass in them. Sarah doesn't know how they did this, they just did. Now, back to the fight.
Everyone was hiding behind the back two seats by now, Max and Tyson were ready to started duking it out.
"Fuckface!"
"Onna!"
"NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!"
"AHHH!"
(A/N: Who started it, I'll leave it to you. What happened, let your imagination guide you.)
-Two hours later-
"Ohh…my head." Tyson moaned, holding his head as he lay on the middle van seat, Michael and Rei tending to his injuries.
"Shut up, crybaby." Max muttered. He was lying on the back seat, Lee and Tala tending to his wounds.
Both boys had at least three longer-than-a-finger gashes (man those boys have sharp nails) and Tyson had scrambled brains from when he fell backwards and hit his head on the door. The fight had ended at a truce after Max tripped on a shovel thing and sprained his ankle. Had no one told them fighting in a closed space was dangerous?
And the shovel thing? They'll realize its there enventually.
-Author's Note-
Okay, so it might be a bit on the short side...but...
They were duking it out! –dodges fruit- Hey, it wasn't that bad! –dodges watermelons- Hey! –dodges dodge vans- EEK! HELP! MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm putting another story out soon, this ones InuYasha. Its called 'Blood Ties'. Hee, I'll treat you to the part of the first chapter. A very little part.
"Kagome, are you sure you're okay? Aren't you sick?" Kagome's friends chorused, looking at her strangely.
"I'm fine, really!" Kagome protested. "I just don't get what we're doing in school…but I should really be getting home. Someone's waiting for me."
"Is it, oh, I don't know…Hojo?"
"NO! Why would Hojo be waiting for me!" Kagome exclaimed, turning red. "It's a friend…"
"…that we don't know?"