Author: Hehe, my first Inuyasha fanfic. Hope you peoples enjoy it!
Rating: If you've seen the movie 'Dumb and Dumber'
or if you've seen 'Theres something About mary' then your gonna like this fanfic.
oh, and ESPACIALLY if you've seen the movie dumb and dumber you will just crack up!! love this fic so hope you do too!
This fic is copywrited, you steal and claim you wrote this fic, (YOU B-------DS!!!!) you will get a big foot in the ass PERSONALY, from ME
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An Inuyasha Story by Raquel
Chapter one: A mysterious little secret
(Intro; Kagome is taking inuyasha on a vacation to her time so they can have some fun while the
others stay in Inuyasha's time)
Kagome was riding a bike, and inuyasha sat in the back of the bike. While they were riding,
Kagome asked Inuyasha a question, "Inuyasha, its gonna be fun going to my time huh? I know you'll like it!"
silence...
"Inuyasha?" Kagome turned her head to see that Inuyasha had fallen asleep. "Shhh, I better not wake him up."
As kagome was riding the bike, she hit a bump and Inuyasha flew off the bike! "Owwww..."
Kagome had no idea Inuyasha flew off the bike and kept on riding, *Hmmm, this bike feels so light, I wonder why*
"KAGOME!"
"hmmm?"
Inuyasha was running after her with a bump on his head. Kagome burst out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry!
hahahaha! poor Inuyasha!" Inuyasha toke her off the bike and then carried it while they walked. "I'm really sorry
inuyasha, I had no idea you flew off, hahah-"
"I told you, I'M NOT MAD, it doesn't matter ok!"
"Ohhhh, cranky cranky are we?"
"I'm NOT CRANKY."
"Ohhh yes you are."
"NEVERMIND, were at the well already so forget about it!" they walked up to the well and jumped in, they came out
and they were at Kagomes house, or shrine. "SOTA! I'm home!" Sota ran out of the house and jumped her, They started
Giggling but Inuyasha just kept his cool and watched. "We missed you so much!" said Sota
"Wheres grandpa and mom?"
"They went on a vacation and toke off, I knew you were coming back so I just stayed here and waited for you."
"Inuyasha, wanna go play with Sota while I go change?"
"Feh." was all Inuyasha answered her with.
"Sota, go watch Tv or play video games with Inuyasha or something, I'll be right back."
"Ok!" replyed Sota
They all went into her house, and Kagome went up stairs to go change. "Hmmm, I wonder what I should wear ne?"
*Hmmm, ok, blue skirt, maybe, uhhh, I like this blouse but it doesn't go with anything...hmmm...*
Meanwhile...
"DIE YOU EVIL THINGY!" Sota and Inuyasha were playing Video games, "NO! Go to the right!"
*BOOOM!*
"Aw! you lost! Aw dammit..."
"Your turn Inuyasha."
They heard creaking down the stairs and went and look, there stood Kagome! she looked so pretty with her hair half up- half down,
and she wore jean- shorts and a pink blouse and white sneakers to match.
Wow! she lookes very pretty...Whoa! snap out of it Inuyasha...
"So, how do I look?"
Sota answered right away and said "You look pretty Kagome!"
she Glared at Inuyasha with the most you-better-say-I-look-good-or-I'm-gonna-kill-you-look in all man kind, he looked the other way
and said, "Thats fine. So when are we going?" she shot him a sad puppy-dog look and she said, "Ready when you are Inuyasha."
He replyed with, "I'm ready now." she glared at him with a-you-can't-be-serious-look. He noticed this and then said, "What?"
"Uh, Sota, can you go up to your room for a moment please?"
"Awww, man!" he walked up the stairs and slowly closed his door, Kagome began when she heard his door close, "Well..."
"What?!"
"Inuyasha, your in my time now, if you walked around with your red kimono God Knows what would happen! people might mistake you for, some, evil person with your huge sword! uh, I think I need to take you shoping, so you'll have to wear some of my grandpa's clothes until we buy you some new ones."
"Feh." was all he answered.
They went into her grandpa's room and Kagome closed the door after saying, "Pick what you like Inuyasha, just don't make a mess ok?"
he answered with another feh, and she walked out.
"Damn! this old man doesn't have anything that would actually look good!" he said to himself. he looked around and finally found something he
would like. He picked out jeans, and a white T-shirt and some sneakers, black ones. he walked downstairs and held his clothes in his hand,
the ones he toke off. and Kagome looked at him and with wide eyes said, "You look great! now THATS how you should look!"
He stared at her and she said, "Oh, and you can leave your clothes on the chair," he did as she instructed and set them down.
"Can we go now?" asked Inuyasha, Kagome answered with a yup and they walked out the door, Sota stayed and watched Tv.
They got on the bike, and as always, Kagome drove and Inuyasha sat in the back. "Hmmm...lala...mmm..." Kagome hummed to herself
as she drove off to the nearest mall. When they got there, she locked up her bike and they walked inside
Meanwhile, back at Inuyashas time...
" Sigh..."
"When do you think Kagome and Inuyaha will be back?" asked shippou
"Maybe, in a day or so..." replyed Sango
"BUT THIS IS SO BORING WITHOUT THEM! I know! why don't we make a surprise visit to go see them? It would be fun!"
"I think you miss Kagome way to much, though, ANYONE would! hehe..." said miroku
Sango threw her boomerang at him and gave him a huge lump on the head. "Pervert!" yelled sango
"Ow..." said miroku, "You know, it WOULD be a good idea to go and suprise visit them ne? it would be better then to stay here alone." said miroku
"Oh alright! everyone get what they need and meet by the well." said Sango
"YIPPIEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled shippou
Back at the mall where Kagome and Inuyasha are...
"Ohhh! Inuyasha that top looks so cute! why don't you try it on?" Kagome held up a ugly top that was whishy-woshy colors, like, swirly, with
all the colors of the rainbow, and... OH YOU GET THE POINT!
"Oh no way! No way!!"
"What?!"
"NO WAY I'M A GONNA BUY THAT! feh!"
"Inuyasha...please...for me?" she gave him puppy-dog eyes and it made Inuyasha melt although he didn't show it.
"Aurgh! fine...feh."
"YIPPIE! I know it will look good on you! now, what else?"
"Uh, kagome, can I PLEASE just pick out one outfit? for Gods sake please?"
"Oh alright!"
" *sigh* Alrighty then..." Inuyasha knew just what he wanted, he got a black jacket, with a white shirt and jeans, and a pair of matching shoes.
" *sigh* well, thats so, BORING! just what everyone else is wearing...are you sure you want that? ne?"
" DUH! THATS WHAT I WANT!"
"Oh alright, now that were done, lets go back home!"
kagome paid for everything and then they went home on her bike, but instead of Inuyasha sitting there, HE HAD TO CARRY EVERYTHING!
Inuyasha ran to the door, but, he heard noises from the well...
"Kagome...go inside..."
"Inuyasha?"
"Now..."
Kagome looked over at the well and heard noises too...she ran inside while taking the bags from Inuyashas hands, Inuyasha toke out his sword,
and looked over at the well...Inuyasha growled some growl and showed what was the scariest God-I'm-Gonna-Beat-The-Crap-Out-Of-Yeah-look in all man kind.
Before he slashed and almost tore apart the small shadow that came out of the well, it screamed with horror and jump on his leg, Inuyasha was
suprised to find poor little Shippou almost scared to death near his feet with wide eyes.
"Inuyasha!!! EEEK! THANK GOD YOUR HERE BECAUSE SOME BIG THING WAS GONNA SLASH ME WITH A SWORD!!!"
"Uh, right..."
then he saw sango and Miroku come out of the well also.
"Wha...?!"
Kagome rushed out of the house to greet them. Shippou ran horrified and went on Kagomes shoulder (because Shippou is as short as a baby with a
long tail in the back, it didn't bother her at all) "Shippou! what a suprise to see you!" she hugged him tightly and he smiled with glee.
"Sango! Miroku! what are you guys doing here?!"
"We thought we could go and suprise you, since it was, uh, lonely without you guys..."
"Hi kagome!" yelled miroku as he thought this was a good chance to try and hug kagome, but inuyasha but his sword hear him, as if saying,
If-you-go-near-her-your-as-good-as-dead and BOY DID HE MEAN IT! miroku backed off and said again, "Hi kagome..." and gulped nervously
as Inuyasha was gripping the knife as if it was his pet or something...
"Hi miroku." said kagome.
"You guys wanna come in? Its better inside then Here! its starting to get really hot!"
Everyone walked inside and sat down. "would you guys like some hot coco? Its really good!"
"Sure..."
"whats hot c-"
before Shippou could finish, Kagome went and came back with the drinks. "Here you go!"
Inyasha looked at it with horror and said, "It looks like shi-"
"Its REALLY GOOD YOU GUYS!" shippou drank it with glee and gulped it down, as so did everyone else.
Everyone agreed and Inuyasha just answered with a feh. "Oh oh! are you guys hungry?"
Miroku laughed and said, "Ok, I forfit, because whatever she brings is gonna taste good no matter what it looks like, always trust Kag-chan here."
Shippou laughed and answered, "Thats right!" Kagome smiled and then she went and dialed a number that was on the phone and then said,
"Hi, I would like to order two large pepperoni pizzas and a medium one with everything on it and then another medium one with just cheese!
oh, and I would like two litters of coke please,"
after she finished, she walked into the living room and told everyone with a pirk in her voice, "The pizza will be here in a minute so please be
patient ok?" everyone nodded but sango asked, "Whats a pizz-" before she could Finish, Shippou said, "Pizza is a very good dish!! its like bread,
with tomato sauce on it then three differant cheeses then they put meat and veggie toppings!" his stomach rumbled and he said, "Just talking about
it makes me hungrey!" he went and sat on kagomes lap and she patted his head and smiled.
13 minutes later...
"Pizzas here everyone!"
Inuyasha had gone outside to sit in a tree and sango and shippou were watching Tv (O-o rimming!) and miroku was watching Kagome, um, she was also
watching Tv, though he just stared at her, ah, the never ending ways of miroku!
"INUYASHA!!!" yelled kagome.
"What?!"
"Pizzas here!"
Inuyasha jumped out of the tree and landed on his feet, Kagome grabbed his hand and dragged him to the house, Inuyasha was blushing a bit.
"Uh, you better go hide Inuyasha, you might scare off the poor guy."
"WHAT?!"
"The pizza guy baka."
"Oh...feh."
Kagome walked towards the pizza guy and he had a big smile on his face while giving her the pizzas, he held out a calculater and said," That
would be fourteen dollars and ninety eight cents Miss."
she gave him a tweenty and told him to keep the change, he looked like he was a new guy thats why she did it, he replyed, "Gee! thank you!
have a nice day ma'am!"
"You too!" replyed Kagome, she toke the pizzas and watched him drive off, then she walked inside and put the pizzas on the table.
"Everyone wash your hands! Shippou, could you help me pass out the paper cups and the paper plates?"
"You bet!" shippou helped her with a smile on his face.
'Damn!' thought Inuyasha, 'That smell is driving me mad!' for Inuyasha has NEVER had pizza before, poor guy! no pizza??? The horror! the horror!
After everyone was done, Inuyasha ate ONE WHOLE pizza by himself! which kind? SOME OF EVERYTHING!
"Dang Inuyasha!" said sango
"Whooaaa..." said shippou
Inuyasha burped then he said thanks and ran back off to the tree. Shippou laughed so hard he fell to the ground then he just giggled everywhere!
Kagome watched suprised and said, "Riiight..."
Mean while, back in Inuyashas time...
"Jakan!!! GET IN HERE NOW! where is Inuyasha and the rest of his allies?!"
Jakan ran with all the power he had within himself, (sense he was such a little guy) and went to answer sesshoumaru.
"Yes my lord?!"
"Where is my half brother...we haven't seen him, or his allies for such a long time. Its so unlike him...WE HAVE ONLY SO MUCH TIME TO
TAKE TESUIGA!"
"My lord, they went to er, the human girls time, in the well, I saw them!"
"Oh?"
"Yes my lord!"
"Maybe they would like some more company, PREPARE FOR ATTACK!"
"Yes my lord!"
Back again to Kagomes Time...
"*Yawn,* I'm gonna go to bed, sango, Shippou, your welcome to stay up to watch Tv, I'm gonna go to sleep." said Kagome.
"Good night Kagome!" yelled Shippou
"Yes, good night Kagome." said Sango. Miroku was asleep on the couch so, don't worry about him!
Kagome got in her night clothes, pink tank top and pink shorts to go with it. she got into bed and then fell asleep...
"Uhhh....yawn..." said Kagome... *it feels like theres alot of weight at the end of my bed...* thought kagome, but she didn't care enough to look.
then, she looked that the window in her room, it was open...
"What the heck?!" now Kagome was awake! she looked and got up and there watching her sleep was Inuyasha himself and she scared the crap out of him!
" AHHH-" Inuyasha reached out and put his hand over her mouth, "Kagome its just me!"
"Inuyasha? whats wrong?"
Inuyasha pointed outside of her window. Outside was a full moon, and it was shining brightly and it looked like a huge pearl.
"Inu-" before she could say anything, a light, a bright light from the moon came and landed on inuyasha, and in five secounds it stopped...
his eyes turned brown, and his hair, turned black.
"Great...it just had to happen tonight."
"well, at least it happend when I wasn't in my time or else if we came face to face with an enemy I wouldn't be able to do anything about it." sighed Inuyasha..
'wow, he looks even more gorgeous as a human' thought Kagome...
"What?" Inuyasha noticed she stared blankly at him "OH, nothing Inuyasha, I was just, er, looking at you..." answered Kagome.
Without even thinking Kagome reached out and grabed Inuyasha hand and looked at it, traced his skin with her Finger.
Inuyasha Gulped nervously as he noticed she was really into looking at his hand..."Kagom-" before he could finish she said, "You look nice with human hands."
she held his hand for a moment and looked away and let go of his hand. Inuyasha stared at his hands noticing he didn't have long nails or anything else
wrong with his hands, his nails were short and his hands were more soft. then Inuyasha looked at Kagome and noticed that she was looking at him with wide eyes.
then all of a sudden, they heard the door of Kagomes room creek.
"Whos there?!" yelled Kagome, inuyasha wasn't at her side anymore, he was near the side of the door, and then slamed it open and there was Sango and shippou
and miroku, and they all said, "HEY! your all awake, we heard Kagome scream and-"
"Riiight..." Mummered Inuyasha, Shippou started laughing... and Miroku looked at Inuyasha and Inuyasha looked Pissed off, so Miroku made a run for it.
and sango, she bravely pushed Inuyasha out of the way and Inuyasha gave her a dirty look as she went to go sit with Kagome on her bed.
"Whats wrong sango-chan?" asked Kagome, Kagome noticed that Inuyasha fleed from the room...
"So, Inuyasha turned Human tonight?" asked Sango.
"Yes,..."
"You better hope that an enemy doesn't find us or get threw the well, or else, we will have a slim chance of surviving...not that I can't kick someones butt of course,
but still..."
"Yes, I know..." Replyed Kagome.
"Well, guess I better drift of to bed, we got a long day tomarrow. Goodnight Kag-chan..."
"Good night san-chan..." Kagome crawled in her bed and watched Sango go out the door. she put on some sweat-pants, blue ones, and then she went in the
kitchin...
"Augh, I can't sleep at all! hmm...ramen! or, oden! maybe I could put that in the microwave er something, nothing like a midnight snack..." mummbled Kagome.
while Kagome put something in the microwave, someone put there hands on her shoulders and whispered in her ear, "Hi Kag-chan, what cha doing..."
"eek!!" She turned around and there stood Inuyasha, he smiled and sat indian style on the floor, while Kagome sat in a chair.
"Inuyasha, do you know what a chair is?"
"Hani..."
"Riiight... then why don't you sit on one?"
"I don't feel like it, feh."
Kagome giggled to herself and then she toke out the ramen, she put one more ramen cup in the microwave, and then sat back at the table, Inuyasha looked out the
window while she started geting some chop-sticks to eat her ramen with...
"Oh my gosh!" said kagome. She went to take the other ramen cup out of the mircrowave and sat at the table all depressed.
"WHAT?"
"How in the world am I gonna eat two cups of ramen? what a disaster! the world will come to an end! but wait, Inuyasha will you save the world by eating the
other cup of ramen? do it for the universe! ahhh!" She laughed to herself and Inuyasha turned red and sat at the table.
"I'm not hungry..."
"COM'ON! just eat it...you'll like it..."
"Fine..." he ate it down...BOY DID HE EAT IT! man, how the heck could someone eat ramen so fast?! well, it was a small cup though...
"See! I knew you'd eat it..."
"Feh," was all he answered.
"Inuyasha, you have some sauce on the side of your lip..." Kagome brushed her hand on the side of his mouth and Inuyasha shuddered from the Contact.
she wiped her hand with a napkin and then got up to get a glass of water.
when she returned, she noticed that Inuyasha wasn't there no more. "Inuyasha?" she walked outside, no Inuyasha, looked in the tree in the back yard,
no Inuyasha, "what the heck?" Kagome heard noises from one of the bushes in front of her. "Inuyasha! there you are! why are you hiding ne?"
Kagome found some silver white hair in the bush, and she walked closer...
Then, who was in the bush, came and pounced on her...
"what in the seven hells?! AHHHHH!!! INUYASHA!!!" there grabing her and puting her over his shoulder was sesshoumaru. Him and Jakan got into
the well and planned to attack. "Give her to me..." Naraku was with him! he cast a spell on her and she passed out. he carried her and went back into the temble.
"What the...? Miroku! wake up! I heard Kagome scream! MIROKU!!! WAKE UP YOU DUMB BUTT!" Sango hit miroku hard in the head and he woke up.
"What was that for!"
"I heard Kagome scream! shippou wake up! Kagomes in trouble!"
"KAGOMES IN TROUBLE!?" as soon as sango said Kagomes name he was wide awake. "KAGOMES IN TROUBLE! OH NO OH MY! EVERYONE! BATTLE
STATIONS!! GET THE CANNON! CALL THE-" all of a sudden shippou drooled and turned over.
"He's still dreaming, he was talking in his dream..."
"SHIPPOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled sango.
"EEK! yes ma'am!"
"Kagomes in trouble! hurry!" she put on a shirt and pants and miroku and shippou did the same and they ran outside and there stood Jakan.
"Naraku! get in the well before they know that the human girl is gone!" yelled sesshoumaru
"Your not taking her anywhere, not without killing me Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha came out of the shadows and then slashed at Sesshoumaru.
Kagome almost hit her head to the ground but Shippou caught her. "Take her inside miroku! and without being Perverted!"
"Okay okay!" miroku grabbed her by the arms and carried her off to the house. Sango got out her boomerang and aimed at Naraku, but he already jumped into
the well. Sesshoumaru got in front of miroku and hit him hard, Miroku slammed hard to the ground. "MIROKU!" yelled Sango.
"Ugh..." miroku passed out to the ground while sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome and had her in his arms.
"What do you want Kagome for!" Inuyasha growled and clutched his hands hard. "YOUR NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE! HIYAH!!"
Inuyasha slashed at sesshoumaru and he droped Kagome in the air and then toke off. "Crap! sesshoumaru is in Kagomes time! god knows what he will do!!!
Oh SHIT KAGOMEEEE!!" Kagome was falling in the air, all of a sudden she clutched her hands and opend her eyes seeing she was falling.
"AHHHHHHH!!! INUYASHA!!!" Inuyasha jumped high and grabbed her, she clutched to his jacket, "Inuyasha..." there eyes met and he hugged her and toke off.
"Inuyasha!" she went into the temple and got her bows and arrows.
"Inuyasha!!! where did you go?" Yelled Kagome
Kagome found Sesshoumaru fighting Inuyasha...Time froze, she saw Sesshoumaru slash at Inuyasha, and Inuyasha fell to the ground...
"INUYASHA!!!" Kagome ran and went in front of Inuyasha. When sesshoumaru was going to attack Kagome, something happand, an electric shock, and it
got sesshoumaru and he fell in the ground. But kagome was still giving off the electrical electricity and blew Sesshoumaru into the shrine once again.
it looked like it was coming from the shikan no tama!
Inuyasha had a deep cut on the side of his shoulder. "Inuyasha!" Kagome was still hugging Inuyasha, the electrical shock had died off though.
"Ka...gome..." Inuyasha murmmered under his breath, and kagome helped him up. Sango and shippou helped miroku and helped him get up.
"Inuyasha's hurt!" Someone help me!" Sango and miroku went inside the shrine to help inuyasha with his arm.
"WELL, HEY! PEOPLE! I GOT HURT ALSO! WHAT ABOUT ME???" miroku just yelled at them while he had bruises and scratches on his arm and face.
"Shut...up! miroku! and sango kagome! I fine ok?..." Inuyasha muttered and walked away "Inuyasha where are you going?"
"OKAY! miroku! whats wrong with you?" everyone had a sweat drop on there
heads. "riiight, Sango...I just have '' A FEW BIG SCRATCHES ON MY ARM AND FACE!!! little help here would be nice..."
"Oh! sorry miroku!" Kagome and sango helped miroku with his face and his arm, Kagome got a medic bag and toke out this bottle that was white and had green
on the front with a red dot in the middle of the green. "What the hells is that?...OW! DAMMIT SANGO!!! IT BURNS!!!" sango happily put it on his scratches while
miroku cryed out in pain. "why does it hurt him kagome? its supposed to heal his wounds like you told me." asked sango.
"well, it stings because its geting rid of the germs that are in the cut and then it will create a scab so that way no more evil germs will get in there." replyed Kagome.
"I'm back! sorry, I had to go to the bath ro-...WHAT HAPPAND! INUYASHA AND MIROKU ARE ALL BANGED UP AND MANGLED!!!" yelled shippou.
"WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN YOU LITTLE-" Inuyasha grabed shippou by his tail, but kagome grabed shippou from Inuyasha.
"FEH!" yelled inuyasha, for he knew he was going to do something he would later regret.
"You were in the batheroom the whole time shippou?" Kagome asked in a nice way.
"yes...why? what happand???" replyed shippou
"Well...-" kagome began, "WE GOT ATTACKED BY SESSHOUMARU AND NARAKU YOU LITTLE SH-" before inyasha could finish, Kagome put her hand on
Inuyashas mouth. and then smiled with a sweat-drop, "LIKE, I was saying," Kagome removed her hand, and cleared her throat, "Like, I was saying, sesshoumaru
and naraku now know how to get into my time, and they attacked us while you were, *coughcough* using the rest-room. And Inuyasha got hurt and so did miroku,
when the battle was over, the two went back to Inuyashas time...and...there you go." Kagome went to go get some tea, and Inuyasha looked ticked off.
Inuyasha ran out of the shrine and went into a tree. And Miroku was sleeping on the couch now, and, sango was watching Tv, and shippou was scared half to death,
and Kagome came back with her tea. "Shippou? would you-" before Kagome could finish, shippou went and sat on her shoulder and Kagome carried him around.
" *shudders* Yes Kagome-chan?" answered Shippou.
"Would you like some hot chocolate? I bet that would put a smile on your face!" said Kagome.
"YES PLEASE!" said a now happy little shippou.
"Okay, just a sec." Kagome went into the kitchin and put some chocolate into a cup and put hot water and to make shippou even more happy, she put whipped cream
on top. "YIPPIE!! THANKS KAGOME!" he drank it down happily.
"Wheres Inuyasha, shippou?" asked Kagome.
"He went to go sit in a tree and look out to see if sesshoumaru and naraku would try to get in here again...mmm! this is good hot chocolate! *slurp, slurp*"
"thank you shippou-chan. I'll be right back, go sit with sango for a minute okay?" said Kagome
kagome went outside, and looked at the moon. It was still full, it looked like a pearl, so pretty. she sat under a tree and drank her tea. (damn! whats with all the rimming!)
"sigh..." sighed kagome...lol.
"Oh great, if I wasn't here right now, you would probally be Kidnapped, again! dammit Kagomeee!" said a familiar voice.
"hmmm?" Kagome looked in the tree and saw two brown looking down at here.
"Oh, its just you Inuyasha...."
"OH, ITS JUST ME RIGHT! what do you mean oh, its just you Inuyasha?! you don't repsect me at all!"
"My, such words you use..."
"SHUT UP!"
"such anger you show..."
"WHAT ARE YOU GETING AT?"
"wow..."
"WHAT? DAMMIT KAGOMEEE!"
"*giggle* ah, I'm just teasing you Inuyasha. Lighten up."
"When I came here it was supposed to be a vacation but look, I'm here having to protect your butt! augh. why the heck do I put myself threw this! when I could just-"
"What?"
"Nevermind!" Inuyasha jumped down from the tree, and yet, once again landed on his feet. and he sat on the ground a few feet from kagome.
"But, why do you care for me Inuyasha? and Protect me and such. I thought I was just another Kikyo clone, and another CLONE which you hated my scent. ne?"
"WHAT?! KAGOM-"
"and, your just using me to get the jewel shards...and everywhere we go when I'M with you, we get attacked by demons or something?"
"Kagome- I"
" AND, it just so happans, kikyo came back from the dead and wants to take you to hell with her so you guys can
be together forever. THEN WHAT AM I supposed to do?? forget all this ever happand! and live my life normaly! Inuyas- *eep*" Inuyasha suddenly was right in front of her, and he looked her in the eye,
and then used his other hand to bring her face near his. "Kagome, I know what Kikyo is trying to do, and you don't need to worry. You mean more to me then you
think. Kagome I-" Inuyasha didn't know what to say. He removed his hand from her face but she still kept close.
*next morning*
"*Yawn* wow, I stayed up till like, 3:00 in the moring! augh. I wonder if everyone slept well tonight." Kagome got out of bed and then put on her green skirt and
white blouse and red ribbon in the front.
"GOOD MORN- wha...mmm, guess no ones up yet." Kagome started making breakfast, and then she got a phone call,
"Kagome, dear, If you were wondering, we picked up sota to take him camping with us, weren't you worried dear?"
"yipe, er, mom, I didn't know it was you..." replyed kagome.
"Of course its me? who else would be calling you so earley in the morning?!" replyed Kagomes mom.
"Sorry mom, anyways, I have some company ove-"
"REALLY? my my my! isn't MY daughter the most popular one! who are they dear?"
"there names are Inuyasha, sango, miroku, and shippou, their er, staying for vacation for the WHOLE, summer..."
"well make them welcome, bye dear."
"Bye momma..."
after their conversation kagome hung up the phone and started making eggs.
" yawnnn...oh, hello Kag-chan. what cha doing?" asked a familiar voice.
"Oh! I didn't know anyone was up! how did you sleep miroku?" asked Kagome, because miroku looked like he had a ruff night
and had sags underneath his eyes, looks like not to well...
"AUGH! glad you asked! well, all night, sango would sleep walk and hit me on the head with her bommerang, and then laugh
about it...then she would walk back to bed, she did that every, so say, TEN MINUTES." yelled miroku.
"Oh, sorry. You hungry?"
"YES!"
"Okay, I'm making a good breakfast..."
"Okay, I'll just go, watch Tv or something..."
"Ok." replyed Kagome.
then, all of a sudden Kagome looked out the window and say two golden eyes looking at her. "EEP! oh! hello Inuyasha, why did
you sleep outside again? I told you, you could've slept in my mom and dads room..."
"riiight, it smelled funny in there, anyways, there was a smell coming from the kitchin and-"
"AH, inuyasha, your hungry right?"
"...."
"Okay! I'm making eggs bacon, toast, er, almost anything I can find- Inuyasha?"
"Right here!"
"EEP! how the hells did you get behind me so fast!"
"...."
"riiight...okay, go watch Tv with miroku if you like..."
"Can I watch you cook? looks interesting..."
"oookkk...lala...mmm...na de' dah...lalala...LALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF??? KAGOME!! SHUT UP!" yelled a pretty pissed off Inuyasha...
"hehe...okay...lala...ne- dodo...whoo HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KAGOME!!!!!"
"okay! I'll stop. haha...thats funny. okay" Kagome started to cook the bacon, then she put toast in the toaster, while Inuyasha just
sat on the floor watching her cook. Then the phone rang again...
"Hello?" when Kagome said that, Inuyasha's ears twitched...
"Hello, this is Your mother again, I was wondering, in two days your starting school again, and maybe your friends would like
to go to your school with you. You know your school allows it and they can stay as long as they like."
"THATS A GREAT IDEA MOMMA! thank you!"
"Your welcome dear, love you, bye bye..."
then Kagomes mom hung up. what a great idea! Inuyasha and the rest of the gang can go to school with her! boy! this is going
to be fun!
"What Kagome?!" asked a curious Inuyasha when he saw kagomes face.
"well...YOUR GOING TO SCHOOL WITH ME!!! you and miroku and sango and shippou! well, maybe not SHIPPOU, he, well
he can transform, so, okay he can come. SO anyways you guys are going to school with me!"
"whats school?"
"AH, yes, its a place were you learn about all kinds of things and theres all kinds of cool peoples there too! and you play, learn
eat, and..ITS JUST GONNA BE COOL! eeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!"
"SHUT UP!"
"hehehahahah...anyways, WHO WANTS TO BE SERVED FIRST!?"
"Me me me!~" said miroku, which, he suddenly came out of no where...
now, this is where all the FUN starts....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH HA HAHAH *hack* HAHAHAHAH!!!!
When ever I do this, which i like to when writing a story, you know, MUAHHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAH AHAHAHHAH *hack* HAHA!!!!
NO one gets it! what is with that!! when I go *hack* its supposed to be funny! so, just put your head back and laugh and roll over on the floor k?
Rating: If you've seen the movie 'Dumb and Dumber'
or if you've seen 'Theres something About mary' then your gonna like this fanfic.
oh, and ESPACIALLY if you've seen the movie dumb and dumber you will just crack up!! love this fic so hope you do too!
This fic is copywrited, you steal and claim you wrote this fic, (YOU B-------DS!!!!) you will get a big foot in the ass PERSONALY, from ME
******
An Inuyasha Story by Raquel
Chapter one: A mysterious little secret
(Intro; Kagome is taking inuyasha on a vacation to her time so they can have some fun while the
others stay in Inuyasha's time)
Kagome was riding a bike, and inuyasha sat in the back of the bike. While they were riding,
Kagome asked Inuyasha a question, "Inuyasha, its gonna be fun going to my time huh? I know you'll like it!"
silence...
"Inuyasha?" Kagome turned her head to see that Inuyasha had fallen asleep. "Shhh, I better not wake him up."
As kagome was riding the bike, she hit a bump and Inuyasha flew off the bike! "Owwww..."
Kagome had no idea Inuyasha flew off the bike and kept on riding, *Hmmm, this bike feels so light, I wonder why*
"KAGOME!"
"hmmm?"
Inuyasha was running after her with a bump on his head. Kagome burst out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry!
hahahaha! poor Inuyasha!" Inuyasha toke her off the bike and then carried it while they walked. "I'm really sorry
inuyasha, I had no idea you flew off, hahah-"
"I told you, I'M NOT MAD, it doesn't matter ok!"
"Ohhhh, cranky cranky are we?"
"I'm NOT CRANKY."
"Ohhh yes you are."
"NEVERMIND, were at the well already so forget about it!" they walked up to the well and jumped in, they came out
and they were at Kagomes house, or shrine. "SOTA! I'm home!" Sota ran out of the house and jumped her, They started
Giggling but Inuyasha just kept his cool and watched. "We missed you so much!" said Sota
"Wheres grandpa and mom?"
"They went on a vacation and toke off, I knew you were coming back so I just stayed here and waited for you."
"Inuyasha, wanna go play with Sota while I go change?"
"Feh." was all Inuyasha answered her with.
"Sota, go watch Tv or play video games with Inuyasha or something, I'll be right back."
"Ok!" replyed Sota
They all went into her house, and Kagome went up stairs to go change. "Hmmm, I wonder what I should wear ne?"
*Hmmm, ok, blue skirt, maybe, uhhh, I like this blouse but it doesn't go with anything...hmmm...*
Meanwhile...
"DIE YOU EVIL THINGY!" Sota and Inuyasha were playing Video games, "NO! Go to the right!"
*BOOOM!*
"Aw! you lost! Aw dammit..."
"Your turn Inuyasha."
They heard creaking down the stairs and went and look, there stood Kagome! she looked so pretty with her hair half up- half down,
and she wore jean- shorts and a pink blouse and white sneakers to match.
Wow! she lookes very pretty...Whoa! snap out of it Inuyasha...
"So, how do I look?"
Sota answered right away and said "You look pretty Kagome!"
she Glared at Inuyasha with the most you-better-say-I-look-good-or-I'm-gonna-kill-you-look in all man kind, he looked the other way
and said, "Thats fine. So when are we going?" she shot him a sad puppy-dog look and she said, "Ready when you are Inuyasha."
He replyed with, "I'm ready now." she glared at him with a-you-can't-be-serious-look. He noticed this and then said, "What?"
"Uh, Sota, can you go up to your room for a moment please?"
"Awww, man!" he walked up the stairs and slowly closed his door, Kagome began when she heard his door close, "Well..."
"What?!"
"Inuyasha, your in my time now, if you walked around with your red kimono God Knows what would happen! people might mistake you for, some, evil person with your huge sword! uh, I think I need to take you shoping, so you'll have to wear some of my grandpa's clothes until we buy you some new ones."
"Feh." was all he answered.
They went into her grandpa's room and Kagome closed the door after saying, "Pick what you like Inuyasha, just don't make a mess ok?"
he answered with another feh, and she walked out.
"Damn! this old man doesn't have anything that would actually look good!" he said to himself. he looked around and finally found something he
would like. He picked out jeans, and a white T-shirt and some sneakers, black ones. he walked downstairs and held his clothes in his hand,
the ones he toke off. and Kagome looked at him and with wide eyes said, "You look great! now THATS how you should look!"
He stared at her and she said, "Oh, and you can leave your clothes on the chair," he did as she instructed and set them down.
"Can we go now?" asked Inuyasha, Kagome answered with a yup and they walked out the door, Sota stayed and watched Tv.
They got on the bike, and as always, Kagome drove and Inuyasha sat in the back. "Hmmm...lala...mmm..." Kagome hummed to herself
as she drove off to the nearest mall. When they got there, she locked up her bike and they walked inside
Meanwhile, back at Inuyashas time...
" Sigh..."
"When do you think Kagome and Inuyaha will be back?" asked shippou
"Maybe, in a day or so..." replyed Sango
"BUT THIS IS SO BORING WITHOUT THEM! I know! why don't we make a surprise visit to go see them? It would be fun!"
"I think you miss Kagome way to much, though, ANYONE would! hehe..." said miroku
Sango threw her boomerang at him and gave him a huge lump on the head. "Pervert!" yelled sango
"Ow..." said miroku, "You know, it WOULD be a good idea to go and suprise visit them ne? it would be better then to stay here alone." said miroku
"Oh alright! everyone get what they need and meet by the well." said Sango
"YIPPIEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled shippou
Back at the mall where Kagome and Inuyasha are...
"Ohhh! Inuyasha that top looks so cute! why don't you try it on?" Kagome held up a ugly top that was whishy-woshy colors, like, swirly, with
all the colors of the rainbow, and... OH YOU GET THE POINT!
"Oh no way! No way!!"
"What?!"
"NO WAY I'M A GONNA BUY THAT! feh!"
"Inuyasha...please...for me?" she gave him puppy-dog eyes and it made Inuyasha melt although he didn't show it.
"Aurgh! fine...feh."
"YIPPIE! I know it will look good on you! now, what else?"
"Uh, kagome, can I PLEASE just pick out one outfit? for Gods sake please?"
"Oh alright!"
" *sigh* Alrighty then..." Inuyasha knew just what he wanted, he got a black jacket, with a white shirt and jeans, and a pair of matching shoes.
" *sigh* well, thats so, BORING! just what everyone else is wearing...are you sure you want that? ne?"
" DUH! THATS WHAT I WANT!"
"Oh alright, now that were done, lets go back home!"
kagome paid for everything and then they went home on her bike, but instead of Inuyasha sitting there, HE HAD TO CARRY EVERYTHING!
Inuyasha ran to the door, but, he heard noises from the well...
"Kagome...go inside..."
"Inuyasha?"
"Now..."
Kagome looked over at the well and heard noises too...she ran inside while taking the bags from Inuyashas hands, Inuyasha toke out his sword,
and looked over at the well...Inuyasha growled some growl and showed what was the scariest God-I'm-Gonna-Beat-The-Crap-Out-Of-Yeah-look in all man kind.
Before he slashed and almost tore apart the small shadow that came out of the well, it screamed with horror and jump on his leg, Inuyasha was
suprised to find poor little Shippou almost scared to death near his feet with wide eyes.
"Inuyasha!!! EEEK! THANK GOD YOUR HERE BECAUSE SOME BIG THING WAS GONNA SLASH ME WITH A SWORD!!!"
"Uh, right..."
then he saw sango and Miroku come out of the well also.
"Wha...?!"
Kagome rushed out of the house to greet them. Shippou ran horrified and went on Kagomes shoulder (because Shippou is as short as a baby with a
long tail in the back, it didn't bother her at all) "Shippou! what a suprise to see you!" she hugged him tightly and he smiled with glee.
"Sango! Miroku! what are you guys doing here?!"
"We thought we could go and suprise you, since it was, uh, lonely without you guys..."
"Hi kagome!" yelled miroku as he thought this was a good chance to try and hug kagome, but inuyasha but his sword hear him, as if saying,
If-you-go-near-her-your-as-good-as-dead and BOY DID HE MEAN IT! miroku backed off and said again, "Hi kagome..." and gulped nervously
as Inuyasha was gripping the knife as if it was his pet or something...
"Hi miroku." said kagome.
"You guys wanna come in? Its better inside then Here! its starting to get really hot!"
Everyone walked inside and sat down. "would you guys like some hot coco? Its really good!"
"Sure..."
"whats hot c-"
before Shippou could finish, Kagome went and came back with the drinks. "Here you go!"
Inyasha looked at it with horror and said, "It looks like shi-"
"Its REALLY GOOD YOU GUYS!" shippou drank it with glee and gulped it down, as so did everyone else.
Everyone agreed and Inuyasha just answered with a feh. "Oh oh! are you guys hungry?"
Miroku laughed and said, "Ok, I forfit, because whatever she brings is gonna taste good no matter what it looks like, always trust Kag-chan here."
Shippou laughed and answered, "Thats right!" Kagome smiled and then she went and dialed a number that was on the phone and then said,
"Hi, I would like to order two large pepperoni pizzas and a medium one with everything on it and then another medium one with just cheese!
oh, and I would like two litters of coke please,"
after she finished, she walked into the living room and told everyone with a pirk in her voice, "The pizza will be here in a minute so please be
patient ok?" everyone nodded but sango asked, "Whats a pizz-" before she could Finish, Shippou said, "Pizza is a very good dish!! its like bread,
with tomato sauce on it then three differant cheeses then they put meat and veggie toppings!" his stomach rumbled and he said, "Just talking about
it makes me hungrey!" he went and sat on kagomes lap and she patted his head and smiled.
13 minutes later...
"Pizzas here everyone!"
Inuyasha had gone outside to sit in a tree and sango and shippou were watching Tv (O-o rimming!) and miroku was watching Kagome, um, she was also
watching Tv, though he just stared at her, ah, the never ending ways of miroku!
"INUYASHA!!!" yelled kagome.
"What?!"
"Pizzas here!"
Inuyasha jumped out of the tree and landed on his feet, Kagome grabbed his hand and dragged him to the house, Inuyasha was blushing a bit.
"Uh, you better go hide Inuyasha, you might scare off the poor guy."
"WHAT?!"
"The pizza guy baka."
"Oh...feh."
Kagome walked towards the pizza guy and he had a big smile on his face while giving her the pizzas, he held out a calculater and said," That
would be fourteen dollars and ninety eight cents Miss."
she gave him a tweenty and told him to keep the change, he looked like he was a new guy thats why she did it, he replyed, "Gee! thank you!
have a nice day ma'am!"
"You too!" replyed Kagome, she toke the pizzas and watched him drive off, then she walked inside and put the pizzas on the table.
"Everyone wash your hands! Shippou, could you help me pass out the paper cups and the paper plates?"
"You bet!" shippou helped her with a smile on his face.
'Damn!' thought Inuyasha, 'That smell is driving me mad!' for Inuyasha has NEVER had pizza before, poor guy! no pizza??? The horror! the horror!
After everyone was done, Inuyasha ate ONE WHOLE pizza by himself! which kind? SOME OF EVERYTHING!
"Dang Inuyasha!" said sango
"Whooaaa..." said shippou
Inuyasha burped then he said thanks and ran back off to the tree. Shippou laughed so hard he fell to the ground then he just giggled everywhere!
Kagome watched suprised and said, "Riiight..."
Mean while, back in Inuyashas time...
"Jakan!!! GET IN HERE NOW! where is Inuyasha and the rest of his allies?!"
Jakan ran with all the power he had within himself, (sense he was such a little guy) and went to answer sesshoumaru.
"Yes my lord?!"
"Where is my half brother...we haven't seen him, or his allies for such a long time. Its so unlike him...WE HAVE ONLY SO MUCH TIME TO
TAKE TESUIGA!"
"My lord, they went to er, the human girls time, in the well, I saw them!"
"Oh?"
"Yes my lord!"
"Maybe they would like some more company, PREPARE FOR ATTACK!"
"Yes my lord!"
Back again to Kagomes Time...
"*Yawn,* I'm gonna go to bed, sango, Shippou, your welcome to stay up to watch Tv, I'm gonna go to sleep." said Kagome.
"Good night Kagome!" yelled Shippou
"Yes, good night Kagome." said Sango. Miroku was asleep on the couch so, don't worry about him!
Kagome got in her night clothes, pink tank top and pink shorts to go with it. she got into bed and then fell asleep...
"Uhhh....yawn..." said Kagome... *it feels like theres alot of weight at the end of my bed...* thought kagome, but she didn't care enough to look.
then, she looked that the window in her room, it was open...
"What the heck?!" now Kagome was awake! she looked and got up and there watching her sleep was Inuyasha himself and she scared the crap out of him!
" AHHH-" Inuyasha reached out and put his hand over her mouth, "Kagome its just me!"
"Inuyasha? whats wrong?"
Inuyasha pointed outside of her window. Outside was a full moon, and it was shining brightly and it looked like a huge pearl.
"Inu-" before she could say anything, a light, a bright light from the moon came and landed on inuyasha, and in five secounds it stopped...
his eyes turned brown, and his hair, turned black.
"Great...it just had to happen tonight."
"well, at least it happend when I wasn't in my time or else if we came face to face with an enemy I wouldn't be able to do anything about it." sighed Inuyasha..
'wow, he looks even more gorgeous as a human' thought Kagome...
"What?" Inuyasha noticed she stared blankly at him "OH, nothing Inuyasha, I was just, er, looking at you..." answered Kagome.
Without even thinking Kagome reached out and grabed Inuyasha hand and looked at it, traced his skin with her Finger.
Inuyasha Gulped nervously as he noticed she was really into looking at his hand..."Kagom-" before he could finish she said, "You look nice with human hands."
she held his hand for a moment and looked away and let go of his hand. Inuyasha stared at his hands noticing he didn't have long nails or anything else
wrong with his hands, his nails were short and his hands were more soft. then Inuyasha looked at Kagome and noticed that she was looking at him with wide eyes.
then all of a sudden, they heard the door of Kagomes room creek.
"Whos there?!" yelled Kagome, inuyasha wasn't at her side anymore, he was near the side of the door, and then slamed it open and there was Sango and shippou
and miroku, and they all said, "HEY! your all awake, we heard Kagome scream and-"
"Riiight..." Mummered Inuyasha, Shippou started laughing... and Miroku looked at Inuyasha and Inuyasha looked Pissed off, so Miroku made a run for it.
and sango, she bravely pushed Inuyasha out of the way and Inuyasha gave her a dirty look as she went to go sit with Kagome on her bed.
"Whats wrong sango-chan?" asked Kagome, Kagome noticed that Inuyasha fleed from the room...
"So, Inuyasha turned Human tonight?" asked Sango.
"Yes,..."
"You better hope that an enemy doesn't find us or get threw the well, or else, we will have a slim chance of surviving...not that I can't kick someones butt of course,
but still..."
"Yes, I know..." Replyed Kagome.
"Well, guess I better drift of to bed, we got a long day tomarrow. Goodnight Kag-chan..."
"Good night san-chan..." Kagome crawled in her bed and watched Sango go out the door. she put on some sweat-pants, blue ones, and then she went in the
kitchin...
"Augh, I can't sleep at all! hmm...ramen! or, oden! maybe I could put that in the microwave er something, nothing like a midnight snack..." mummbled Kagome.
while Kagome put something in the microwave, someone put there hands on her shoulders and whispered in her ear, "Hi Kag-chan, what cha doing..."
"eek!!" She turned around and there stood Inuyasha, he smiled and sat indian style on the floor, while Kagome sat in a chair.
"Inuyasha, do you know what a chair is?"
"Hani..."
"Riiight... then why don't you sit on one?"
"I don't feel like it, feh."
Kagome giggled to herself and then she toke out the ramen, she put one more ramen cup in the microwave, and then sat back at the table, Inuyasha looked out the
window while she started geting some chop-sticks to eat her ramen with...
"Oh my gosh!" said kagome. She went to take the other ramen cup out of the mircrowave and sat at the table all depressed.
"WHAT?"
"How in the world am I gonna eat two cups of ramen? what a disaster! the world will come to an end! but wait, Inuyasha will you save the world by eating the
other cup of ramen? do it for the universe! ahhh!" She laughed to herself and Inuyasha turned red and sat at the table.
"I'm not hungry..."
"COM'ON! just eat it...you'll like it..."
"Fine..." he ate it down...BOY DID HE EAT IT! man, how the heck could someone eat ramen so fast?! well, it was a small cup though...
"See! I knew you'd eat it..."
"Feh," was all he answered.
"Inuyasha, you have some sauce on the side of your lip..." Kagome brushed her hand on the side of his mouth and Inuyasha shuddered from the Contact.
she wiped her hand with a napkin and then got up to get a glass of water.
when she returned, she noticed that Inuyasha wasn't there no more. "Inuyasha?" she walked outside, no Inuyasha, looked in the tree in the back yard,
no Inuyasha, "what the heck?" Kagome heard noises from one of the bushes in front of her. "Inuyasha! there you are! why are you hiding ne?"
Kagome found some silver white hair in the bush, and she walked closer...
Then, who was in the bush, came and pounced on her...
"what in the seven hells?! AHHHHH!!! INUYASHA!!!" there grabing her and puting her over his shoulder was sesshoumaru. Him and Jakan got into
the well and planned to attack. "Give her to me..." Naraku was with him! he cast a spell on her and she passed out. he carried her and went back into the temble.
"What the...? Miroku! wake up! I heard Kagome scream! MIROKU!!! WAKE UP YOU DUMB BUTT!" Sango hit miroku hard in the head and he woke up.
"What was that for!"
"I heard Kagome scream! shippou wake up! Kagomes in trouble!"
"KAGOMES IN TROUBLE!?" as soon as sango said Kagomes name he was wide awake. "KAGOMES IN TROUBLE! OH NO OH MY! EVERYONE! BATTLE
STATIONS!! GET THE CANNON! CALL THE-" all of a sudden shippou drooled and turned over.
"He's still dreaming, he was talking in his dream..."
"SHIPPOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled sango.
"EEK! yes ma'am!"
"Kagomes in trouble! hurry!" she put on a shirt and pants and miroku and shippou did the same and they ran outside and there stood Jakan.
"Naraku! get in the well before they know that the human girl is gone!" yelled sesshoumaru
"Your not taking her anywhere, not without killing me Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha came out of the shadows and then slashed at Sesshoumaru.
Kagome almost hit her head to the ground but Shippou caught her. "Take her inside miroku! and without being Perverted!"
"Okay okay!" miroku grabbed her by the arms and carried her off to the house. Sango got out her boomerang and aimed at Naraku, but he already jumped into
the well. Sesshoumaru got in front of miroku and hit him hard, Miroku slammed hard to the ground. "MIROKU!" yelled Sango.
"Ugh..." miroku passed out to the ground while sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome and had her in his arms.
"What do you want Kagome for!" Inuyasha growled and clutched his hands hard. "YOUR NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE! HIYAH!!"
Inuyasha slashed at sesshoumaru and he droped Kagome in the air and then toke off. "Crap! sesshoumaru is in Kagomes time! god knows what he will do!!!
Oh SHIT KAGOMEEEE!!" Kagome was falling in the air, all of a sudden she clutched her hands and opend her eyes seeing she was falling.
"AHHHHHHH!!! INUYASHA!!!" Inuyasha jumped high and grabbed her, she clutched to his jacket, "Inuyasha..." there eyes met and he hugged her and toke off.
"Inuyasha!" she went into the temple and got her bows and arrows.
"Inuyasha!!! where did you go?" Yelled Kagome
Kagome found Sesshoumaru fighting Inuyasha...Time froze, she saw Sesshoumaru slash at Inuyasha, and Inuyasha fell to the ground...
"INUYASHA!!!" Kagome ran and went in front of Inuyasha. When sesshoumaru was going to attack Kagome, something happand, an electric shock, and it
got sesshoumaru and he fell in the ground. But kagome was still giving off the electrical electricity and blew Sesshoumaru into the shrine once again.
it looked like it was coming from the shikan no tama!
Inuyasha had a deep cut on the side of his shoulder. "Inuyasha!" Kagome was still hugging Inuyasha, the electrical shock had died off though.
"Ka...gome..." Inuyasha murmmered under his breath, and kagome helped him up. Sango and shippou helped miroku and helped him get up.
"Inuyasha's hurt!" Someone help me!" Sango and miroku went inside the shrine to help inuyasha with his arm.
"WELL, HEY! PEOPLE! I GOT HURT ALSO! WHAT ABOUT ME???" miroku just yelled at them while he had bruises and scratches on his arm and face.
"Shut...up! miroku! and sango kagome! I fine ok?..." Inuyasha muttered and walked away "Inuyasha where are you going?"
"OKAY! miroku! whats wrong with you?" everyone had a sweat drop on there
heads. "riiight, Sango...I just have '' A FEW BIG SCRATCHES ON MY ARM AND FACE!!! little help here would be nice..."
"Oh! sorry miroku!" Kagome and sango helped miroku with his face and his arm, Kagome got a medic bag and toke out this bottle that was white and had green
on the front with a red dot in the middle of the green. "What the hells is that?...OW! DAMMIT SANGO!!! IT BURNS!!!" sango happily put it on his scratches while
miroku cryed out in pain. "why does it hurt him kagome? its supposed to heal his wounds like you told me." asked sango.
"well, it stings because its geting rid of the germs that are in the cut and then it will create a scab so that way no more evil germs will get in there." replyed Kagome.
"I'm back! sorry, I had to go to the bath ro-...WHAT HAPPAND! INUYASHA AND MIROKU ARE ALL BANGED UP AND MANGLED!!!" yelled shippou.
"WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN YOU LITTLE-" Inuyasha grabed shippou by his tail, but kagome grabed shippou from Inuyasha.
"FEH!" yelled inuyasha, for he knew he was going to do something he would later regret.
"You were in the batheroom the whole time shippou?" Kagome asked in a nice way.
"yes...why? what happand???" replyed shippou
"Well...-" kagome began, "WE GOT ATTACKED BY SESSHOUMARU AND NARAKU YOU LITTLE SH-" before inyasha could finish, Kagome put her hand on
Inuyashas mouth. and then smiled with a sweat-drop, "LIKE, I was saying," Kagome removed her hand, and cleared her throat, "Like, I was saying, sesshoumaru
and naraku now know how to get into my time, and they attacked us while you were, *coughcough* using the rest-room. And Inuyasha got hurt and so did miroku,
when the battle was over, the two went back to Inuyashas time...and...there you go." Kagome went to go get some tea, and Inuyasha looked ticked off.
Inuyasha ran out of the shrine and went into a tree. And Miroku was sleeping on the couch now, and, sango was watching Tv, and shippou was scared half to death,
and Kagome came back with her tea. "Shippou? would you-" before Kagome could finish, shippou went and sat on her shoulder and Kagome carried him around.
" *shudders* Yes Kagome-chan?" answered Shippou.
"Would you like some hot chocolate? I bet that would put a smile on your face!" said Kagome.
"YES PLEASE!" said a now happy little shippou.
"Okay, just a sec." Kagome went into the kitchin and put some chocolate into a cup and put hot water and to make shippou even more happy, she put whipped cream
on top. "YIPPIE!! THANKS KAGOME!" he drank it down happily.
"Wheres Inuyasha, shippou?" asked Kagome.
"He went to go sit in a tree and look out to see if sesshoumaru and naraku would try to get in here again...mmm! this is good hot chocolate! *slurp, slurp*"
"thank you shippou-chan. I'll be right back, go sit with sango for a minute okay?" said Kagome
kagome went outside, and looked at the moon. It was still full, it looked like a pearl, so pretty. she sat under a tree and drank her tea. (damn! whats with all the rimming!)
"sigh..." sighed kagome...lol.
"Oh great, if I wasn't here right now, you would probally be Kidnapped, again! dammit Kagomeee!" said a familiar voice.
"hmmm?" Kagome looked in the tree and saw two brown looking down at here.
"Oh, its just you Inuyasha...."
"OH, ITS JUST ME RIGHT! what do you mean oh, its just you Inuyasha?! you don't repsect me at all!"
"My, such words you use..."
"SHUT UP!"
"such anger you show..."
"WHAT ARE YOU GETING AT?"
"wow..."
"WHAT? DAMMIT KAGOMEEE!"
"*giggle* ah, I'm just teasing you Inuyasha. Lighten up."
"When I came here it was supposed to be a vacation but look, I'm here having to protect your butt! augh. why the heck do I put myself threw this! when I could just-"
"What?"
"Nevermind!" Inuyasha jumped down from the tree, and yet, once again landed on his feet. and he sat on the ground a few feet from kagome.
"But, why do you care for me Inuyasha? and Protect me and such. I thought I was just another Kikyo clone, and another CLONE which you hated my scent. ne?"
"WHAT?! KAGOM-"
"and, your just using me to get the jewel shards...and everywhere we go when I'M with you, we get attacked by demons or something?"
"Kagome- I"
" AND, it just so happans, kikyo came back from the dead and wants to take you to hell with her so you guys can
be together forever. THEN WHAT AM I supposed to do?? forget all this ever happand! and live my life normaly! Inuyas- *eep*" Inuyasha suddenly was right in front of her, and he looked her in the eye,
and then used his other hand to bring her face near his. "Kagome, I know what Kikyo is trying to do, and you don't need to worry. You mean more to me then you
think. Kagome I-" Inuyasha didn't know what to say. He removed his hand from her face but she still kept close.
*next morning*
"*Yawn* wow, I stayed up till like, 3:00 in the moring! augh. I wonder if everyone slept well tonight." Kagome got out of bed and then put on her green skirt and
white blouse and red ribbon in the front.
"GOOD MORN- wha...mmm, guess no ones up yet." Kagome started making breakfast, and then she got a phone call,
"Kagome, dear, If you were wondering, we picked up sota to take him camping with us, weren't you worried dear?"
"yipe, er, mom, I didn't know it was you..." replyed kagome.
"Of course its me? who else would be calling you so earley in the morning?!" replyed Kagomes mom.
"Sorry mom, anyways, I have some company ove-"
"REALLY? my my my! isn't MY daughter the most popular one! who are they dear?"
"there names are Inuyasha, sango, miroku, and shippou, their er, staying for vacation for the WHOLE, summer..."
"well make them welcome, bye dear."
"Bye momma..."
after their conversation kagome hung up the phone and started making eggs.
" yawnnn...oh, hello Kag-chan. what cha doing?" asked a familiar voice.
"Oh! I didn't know anyone was up! how did you sleep miroku?" asked Kagome, because miroku looked like he had a ruff night
and had sags underneath his eyes, looks like not to well...
"AUGH! glad you asked! well, all night, sango would sleep walk and hit me on the head with her bommerang, and then laugh
about it...then she would walk back to bed, she did that every, so say, TEN MINUTES." yelled miroku.
"Oh, sorry. You hungry?"
"YES!"
"Okay, I'm making a good breakfast..."
"Okay, I'll just go, watch Tv or something..."
"Ok." replyed Kagome.
then, all of a sudden Kagome looked out the window and say two golden eyes looking at her. "EEP! oh! hello Inuyasha, why did
you sleep outside again? I told you, you could've slept in my mom and dads room..."
"riiight, it smelled funny in there, anyways, there was a smell coming from the kitchin and-"
"AH, inuyasha, your hungry right?"
"...."
"Okay! I'm making eggs bacon, toast, er, almost anything I can find- Inuyasha?"
"Right here!"
"EEP! how the hells did you get behind me so fast!"
"...."
"riiight...okay, go watch Tv with miroku if you like..."
"Can I watch you cook? looks interesting..."
"oookkk...lala...mmm...na de' dah...lalala...LALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF??? KAGOME!! SHUT UP!" yelled a pretty pissed off Inuyasha...
"hehe...okay...lala...ne- dodo...whoo HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KAGOME!!!!!"
"okay! I'll stop. haha...thats funny. okay" Kagome started to cook the bacon, then she put toast in the toaster, while Inuyasha just
sat on the floor watching her cook. Then the phone rang again...
"Hello?" when Kagome said that, Inuyasha's ears twitched...
"Hello, this is Your mother again, I was wondering, in two days your starting school again, and maybe your friends would like
to go to your school with you. You know your school allows it and they can stay as long as they like."
"THATS A GREAT IDEA MOMMA! thank you!"
"Your welcome dear, love you, bye bye..."
then Kagomes mom hung up. what a great idea! Inuyasha and the rest of the gang can go to school with her! boy! this is going
to be fun!
"What Kagome?!" asked a curious Inuyasha when he saw kagomes face.
"well...YOUR GOING TO SCHOOL WITH ME!!! you and miroku and sango and shippou! well, maybe not SHIPPOU, he, well
he can transform, so, okay he can come. SO anyways you guys are going to school with me!"
"whats school?"
"AH, yes, its a place were you learn about all kinds of things and theres all kinds of cool peoples there too! and you play, learn
eat, and..ITS JUST GONNA BE COOL! eeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!"
"SHUT UP!"
"hehehahahah...anyways, WHO WANTS TO BE SERVED FIRST!?"
"Me me me!~" said miroku, which, he suddenly came out of no where...
now, this is where all the FUN starts....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH HA HAHAH *hack* HAHAHAHAH!!!!
When ever I do this, which i like to when writing a story, you know, MUAHHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAH AHAHAHHAH *hack* HAHA!!!!
NO one gets it! what is with that!! when I go *hack* its supposed to be funny! so, just put your head back and laugh and roll over on the floor k?