Chaptor two!: shopping, gross stuff, and a little comedy/romance!
Intro: Kagome takes her friends to the mall to shop and when they go home they start messing around!
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One day later, Kagome had to take everyone shopping because they all didn't have any clothes or anything that
wouldn't freak other people put or anything. So Kagome and the Bunch all went shopping.
"Kagome, what, is this thing on weels?" asked a very curious Sango...
"Oh! this is a car...um, I get in it and drive, and...er, you guys just ride in it..."
"OH BOY! this is gonna be fun! like riding a horse! ah! beautiful hors-"
"Oh, and, Shippou, your gonna have to transform into, well, a guy in our time, or else people will think your a talking cat."
"TALKING CAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAH-" *SLAP!* Inuyasha got smacked in the face by a oh so annoyed Sango...
"WTF WAS THAT FOR???!!!" yelled a pissed off Inuyasha...
" Inuyasha, SHUT UP!!"
"Feh!"
"ANYWA-"
"Hey! is there gonna be any beautiful woman in this oh so MALL you talk about all the time? ah, I can see them now... a-" said Miroku
****SLAPPP!!****
"and, sango must be the prettiest one there I might add...er...ow..." which sango slapped Miroku on the head with something
she had snuck in her pants...
"OKAY! CAN WE ALL JUST GET IN THE DAMN CAR!? please?!" yelled a now even more annoyed Kagome...
"How do I look now Kagome?" asked a more mature like shippou.
Everyone looked behind them and there stood a tall and handsome shippou and had stylish clothes on.
"holy cow, is that really you shippou?!" said sango
"damn straight! now thats how hes SUPPOSED to look..." said a Interested miroku
"he looks better that way..." said a I'm-still-cooler-then-you Inuyasha
"DANG! wow! you look...GREAT! okay, now peoples, INTO the car..." said a now even more annoyed Kagome.
Five minutes later...
"Kagome, please...SLOW DOWN!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NO! TURN-" *BUMP!*
"Uh, ...*gag* guys...I don't..feel to good...." which Inuyaha didn't look to good eather...he was turning green...
"WHAT? Inuyah-"
*GROSS throwing up sound...*
Inuyasha had put his head outside the window and threw up out side...yet, he was still throwing up.
then, while he was throwing up, Kagome hit a bump and the barf went on the windshield...
Everyone: "EWWWW~~ewwwwwwwwwwwww~~EWW!!! GROSS! I see, EGG AND BACON JUNKS!!
"I hope he didn't blow junks on the side of my car...I just washed this car!" yelled Kagome.
"EWWWW~~WWWWWWWWW~EEEWW!!~~" yelled shippou.
"HUH! GUYS! I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOING THERES JUNKS ON THE WINDSHIELD!" yelled a now scared Kagome.
"KAGOME!!!"
and Kagome put on the windshield wiper on and it wiped away more junks, but the junks were hitting other cars.
okay, I'm the auther of this story and that is just to gross!!!~~
"okay...were at the mall..."
which Inuyasha looked better now but the smell of the car smelled so gross! there were junks trailing from where they drove
on the parking lot and cars were sliding from it...ew.
"whoa! this place is huge!"
"the mall is so big!
"feh..."
"right, okay, lets all go to differant stores and then meet back here...no! I know! we will meet at the ice cream shop thats here!
right over there near the mall opening. okay, each of you get $300 dollars, I'll stay at the ice cream sho-"
"But Kagome! I need you to, er help me with...OTHER things..." said sango
"I'LL HELP YOU!" yelled a happy Miroku...
***SLAP!!***
"PERVERT!! NO! I WANT KAGOME TO HELP!!!"
"ow..."
"OKAY! lets all go..."
Hour later...
"Sango! is that a new tank top and jeans your wearing!!! my gosh its so cute!" yelled kagome, which, after a hour or so, everyone met back and
told each other what they all bought.
this is the list of what everyone got...
miroku bought...
two shirts, one white and the other dark blue, I mean, DARK DARK blue.
a pair of stylish jeans, navy blue.
a pair of long shorts, about three inches below the knees, in navy blue also.
two pairs of sketchers tennie shoes, in white and black.
a pair of black sun glasses.
key chain.
a black bandana.
and one dark dark blue jacket with black rimmings.
and...top it off he got, er, some...under pants...riiight...
Inuyasha bought...
a leather jacket, in black.
black sun glasses.
two shirts one in white one in black.
a cowboy hat which is light brown that kagome told him to buy to hide his dog like ears...*ahem...*
three pairs of pants, one in black and the rest in navey blue.
a wrist watch, black with silver. *ahem*
a baseball cap in black and had some blue on it.
and, er, like miroku...under, *ahem* pants...
and last but not least, well because shippou can transfrom wearing what ever his heart wants...Sango is the last one...
she bought two sweaters, one in purple and one in blue.
black shorts and navey blue jean skirt.
black tank top.
purple sunglasses that were like purple mixed with silver and they sparkled.
a purple leather back-pack.
a pink shirt with roses on it.
black sun glasses.
and pink jeans that had silver sparkle like paint on the theighs and rear-end.
"Whoa! good choices everyone! and I say, you guys sure know whats in style! okay, who wants ice cream!" said Kagome.
"wait~ hold on a minute, with all this stuff you have givin us, why can't WE buy something? damn! I feel so guilty! why can't
we use our money from our time?!" yelled sango, the rest of the gang just kept quite...for some reason....
"aw! its okay! besides I've been saving up for a long time! I have over $12,706 dollars in my savings! you guys just get what ever your little hearts
desire! okay, now, who wants a fudge sunday??" said Kagome
"whats a fudge sunday?"
"its ice cream with chocolate and nuts and whipped cream and-"
"okay! I WANT ONE!"
"shippou shut up!"
"what??? she said we could have one!"
"brat"
"CAT!!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT INUYASHA MEANS??? IT MEANS DOG DEMON!!! AND IF I WAS A DAMN CAT
IT WOULD BE NEKOYUSHA YOU STUPID-"
"INUYSHA! shut up everyone is staring at you! now shut up and just order some damn ice cream before I rip your hair out!" yelled Kagome
"I'd like to see you try!! MAH-HA!"
"OH YEAH??!!!"
"GUYS! shut up!!! just get some ice cream...what ever it is, please..." said sango.
15 minutes later...
"Boy am I stuffed!! this was great! but man, I have a brain freeze... I think I ate to much...uhhhh....***gross sound***
"SHIPPU DID YOU JUST-"
"shippou craped his pants thats what I think happand ovah here! it sounded wet too...NEED A DIAPER EH EH???!!!"
" I...think I really DID...eep! BATH-ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HAHAHA MUAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU SAID IT! IN FRONT OF EVERYON- *burp!!!*
"INUYASHA!!"
"feh..."
"okay, you guys just totally embarrest me..." said Kagome
all of a sudden, everyone went and stared at Miroku, for, he mysteriously hasn't said a thing for about an hour or so...
"miroku?"
"...."
"MIROKU!!!! TALK BEFORE I-"
"ah, this ice cream is, yes, very good. Thank you kagome for this delicious dish. And may you be blessed..." said miroku
"FINALLY! SOME MANNERS OVER HERE! damn! finally!"
"Okay, guys, I'm back..." said a little stressed out shippou.
"hey, I spy a burnt spot..." said Inuyasha
"INUYASHA!!!"
"what?"
"AUGHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Kagome.
two hours later...
"Okay, were home! hehe...OKAY! now, everyone out of this car..." said Kagome.
"and, yes, the guys are stuck with carry-ing everything...hehe, except shippou, he needs to come over here, COM'ON SHIPPOU." said Kagome
"yay!" said a now happy shippou, he went and crawled on Kagomes shoulder and kagome smiled.
"WHAT??? WHY ARE WE BEING PUNISHED!! ME AND MISTER PERVERTED PRIEST???" yelled a mad Inuyasha.
"ah, because you guys haven't done anything for the past day or so, SO you guys get stuck with the bags, hehe..." said a mysteriously happy
Kagome...
"AW YOU SUCK KAG-CHAN! what did I do??" yelled a tired Miroku which he had no idea why he was being punished.
"AH, what did you do eh miroku-chan?" said a REALLY annoyed Sango,"WHAT YOU ARE, A PERVERTED PRIEST SO SHUT UP!!!"
ah, it made sango so very happy to express her feelings.
"okay, I'm just going to go up stairs and just lay around the house all day and be lazy while you guys just do what ever...hehe..." said Kagome
"riiight..." said a tired Inuyasha...;-)
yet, another hour later...
"Yawnnnn...ah, I'm so dang tired... must...sleep...er, oh, hello mister, I'm selling rose buds today.. and....*snoreeee*"
"KAGOME? what the heck is she talking about?" said a curious Inuyasha... "Kagome are you sleep Talking??"
"oh, hello nekoyasha...kitty...must....TOUCH KITTY EARS....*drool*"
"KAGOME!!!"
" yawwwnnnn...EEP!! oh, I forgot...I'm watching a movie with you...Inuyasha, and I fell asleep..."
"Kagome, I swear you have mental problems." said Inuyasha.
"what are we watching?"
"ah, with some dude named Jet lee, er, I think this is called Kiss of The Dragon..." said Inuyasha "This is pretty cool I MUST admitt, but,
no one can kick more butt then me and you know that. feh." said Inuyasha
"riiight, anyways.......WHAT THE??? HOW THE HECK DID I-" yelled Kagome, "INUYASHA! HIDE YOUR EYES!!! THAT STRIPPER SCENE WITH THE UGLY GROSS CHINESE GUY IS ON!!!!!" Kagome pounced on Inuyasha and he fell back on the sofa with her on top of him.
"WHAT????"
"your right this is a cool movie...were going to school tomarrow so...must slee- *snore*"
"ah, your asleep again..." said Inuyasha. Inuyasha picked up the sleeping Kagome and carried her off to her room. He tucked her in her bed and
jumped out the window into a tree, which he forgot to turn off the Tv. (DUDE! THATS LIKE THE THIRD RIMMING IN THIS BOOK!
what the heck???~)
Next day...
"Today class, were learning about the british settlement...ah, class, this is our new student...which a bit late I must add..." Kagome and Sango and
miroku all went to school but Shippou and Inuyasha were no where in site...but Inuyasha showed up to school and was all cool about it that he
was late...Everyone started whispering and giggling about the fact that he had long silver hair and long nails AND white doggy ears.
"Class, this is our new student, Inuyasha. Inuyasha please take a seat next to Kagome and take out your History book. Inuyasha sly-ly walked
past Kagome and whipsered in her ear, "Hey Kag-chan..." Kagome gave him a dirty look and then said, "SHUT up before I-"
"Kagome, is there something you would like to share with us?" asked the Teacher.
"Ano, It was nothing I'm sorry." answered Kagome
"okay then, Everyone turn to chapter 23 in your text books and-"
'hmmm...this is so boring I can hardly look at the teacher...' thought Inuyasha, 'sigh, I guess I'll just stare at Kagomes back...I don't know whats
so good about her back but it gives me something to do...'
after a good ten minutes past by he stoped staring at her back and then read in his history book.
"Oh my gosh! did you see how he was looking at Kagome!"
"Yeah like, how kawii!" squeaked some girls in the back in their high pitched voices.
Kagome and Inuyasha went to look at the girls in the back and both of them pointed at Inuyasha.
"Don't stare at me Inuyasha unless you want your eyes scratched out of your head." said Kagome
Inuyasha just said feh and then turned to read in his book again.
At lunch...
"Hey...whos that girl over there?..."
"Eep, er Kouga, thats Kagome..."
"Looks like fun..."
"Kagome! come over and eat lunch with us!" yelled Sango.
"Hello Kag-chan! how was your class?" said Miroku
"HUMPH! it was AWFUL! first Inuyasha was picking at me then he was staring at me an-"
" *BIGGG sweatdrop!* eh, KAGOME-chan, we have something for you..." Sango toke out a bowl and put some oden in it and handed it to Kagome.
"ODEN! MMMMM YUMMY ODEN! LOVELY DELCIOUS ODEN!" eeped Kagome. Kagome pounced at her meal and ate it with fury! Sango and miroku went and sat at another table
as Kagome didn't noticed they moved. Ah, wonderful oden, always filled Kagomes tummy.
After Kagome was done with her oden, she noticed the guys weren't at her table. Kagome was now in a happy mood and went to sit at Sango and miroku's table.
"Why are you guys over here?" said Kagome in a nice-happy-curious-way...
"Eep!~ well, we saw a very interesting worm..." said sango with a BIG sweat drop.
"Well I'm gonna go get something to drink. I'll be right back..." said a happy Kagome.
"YEAH, take your time. We still have 15 minutes of lunch left." said Miroku while he was eating a bag of chips.
While Kagome was going to get something to drink, she triped over a puddle of water, or other spilt substance...
"EEP!!!" Kagome all of a sudden fell Against something...'Eh, wasn't this supposed to hurt...EEP MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! nooo!!' thought Kagome.
Kagome looked up and instead of seeing the floor, she saw Kouga, she fell into him when she, WELL, fell to the ground...
"eep, er, could you like, let GO OF ME please?" said Kagome as she saw he was just hugging her...
"Kagome your MY girlfriend now!!!" said Kouga
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS??? LET ME GO!!! letmme GO!!!!" yelled Kagome.
"LET HER GO!!!" yelled someone from the audience that was now watching...
"WHO SAID THAT??" yelled Kouga.
"LET KAGOME GO NOW!!" yelled the voice again.
"NO! Kagome loves me! right Kagome?!" said Kouga
"NO I HATE YOU! LETMME GO NOW!!!!" yelled a angry very ticked off girl.
"SEE SHE SAID SHE HATES YOU!! SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU SO LET HER GO NOW!!" yelled, yet, now we know Inuyasha. He had the BOY-am-I-gonna-beat-the-crap-outta-yeah
look in all man kind! his eyes filled with anger and he was clutching his hands hard.
"NO! SHE DOES LOVE ME! SHES JUST SHY BECAUSE OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING!!!" boy! when he said that Kagome just screamed in his face and he just
pretended she was all happy. What a brain dead guy eh?
"IF YOU DON'T LET HER GO NOW I'M GONNA-" before Inuyasha could continue, the crowd around the three of them started yelling, "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"
and when Kagome screamed again, they started saying, "SAVE HER! SAVE HER! SAVE HER!!!"
then, Kagome said, "I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!!" and she hit kouga in a rather painful place on a guys body...and he withered on the ground.
"AND YOU!!! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!" and Kagome hit Inuyasha in the stomach and he growned in pain.
Then after all this she said, humph! and the bell rang and everyone went to class, and the crowd looked at Kouga and Inuyasha and went, "OOOOOOOOO" and then they started cheering
for Kagome, "KA-GO-ME! KA-GO-ME!!! KA-GO-"
"SHUT UP!!" yelled Kagome.
Kagome went to class and so did everyone. And Inuyasha barely made it to his next class, and Ladys and gentle-men, Kouga most likely went to the hospital~
"Hello class! today were learning how to make fresh home-made chocolate muffins! everyone take out your ingredients! and look at your cook book in page 54 please."
Kagome put on some head phones and started making the muffins like it came natural to her. And sango did it like it was just nature to her also. but Inuyasha and the guys and the rest
of the girls were also having problems. Kagome put her muffins in the oven and put extra chocolate chips on top. And boy did they smell good! mmm....
"Augh! I don't get the point of this!" said Miroku.
"It doesn't matter if they taste like crap" said Inuyasha
"I know I know! I will still get a good grade. Now I know why the teacher doesn't TASTE our cup cakes! hehe..." said Miroku
"Yeah..." answered Inuyasha. Inuyasha's gaze turned over to Kagome. As she was taking out her muffins they looked Perfect, they weren't burnt. Just a tender golden brown.
He looked at his and they were all gross looking as if they were once alive...
he kept staring at her then stoped and went to ask the teacher a question about something.
"My! sango! your chocolate chip muffins look wonderful!" said Kagome
"Ditto with you also! wow, I wish I could taste yours!" said Sango
"I know! you have one of my muffins and I'll have one of yours!" said happy Kagome
"Okay Kagome-chan!" answered Sango. they both toke a bite of each others muffins and their eyes lit up and they both said at the same time, "mmmmm!!!"
"Wow! yours tasted great! whoa! your a good cook San-chan!"
"Hani? Well thank you! yours were perfect! I love the idea you did with the extra chocolate on the top! it was like fudge on the outside!" smiled Sango.
"Thanks!"
"Your welcome!"
they both turned to see the cooking teacher staring at them and smiling. "Wow! what good friends you girls are! you girls are the perfect excample of what true friendship is all about!
and I must say both of your muffins look perfect! good work girls! both of you get A's in cooking class! and for good attitude!" said the teacher.
"Thank's a bunch!" said both girls.
"Augh! why did mine get all gross and burnt looking! aughhhhh!!!" yelled Inuyasha. He banged his hands on his desk and had a sad look on his face.
"Inuyasha, you probally didn't put enough Butter or flour in your muffins. Its okay, at least you tried." Said someone.
"wha..?" Inuyasha turned to look and see Kagome towering over him.
"Oh, thanks..."
"No problem..."
Then Kagome went and walked away.
"Sigh..." Said Inuyasha...
"HEY sango-san!!" Said Miroku then he slaped Sango on her butt.
"URRR!!! PERVERT!!!!" Sango released her fury on miroku and she slaped him hard on the face.
"ow..."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" yelled sango
"Me and Inu-san wanted to ask you girls to go to the movies with us tomarrow...if you would like to..." said Miroku
"THIS isn't a joke is it???" said Kagome
"No, in fact, we will pay for drinks and Popcorn and your tickets..." said Miroku. Which sango giggled because he had a red print on his face.
"well..." said Sango.
"Okay..." Kagome finished for Sango
"Seee you girls tomarrow morning! eh...wait..I guess we WILL see you all...eh, because were...all staying at Kag-chans house...er....." stumbled Miroku
"YEAH! HE WAS TRYING TO BE ALL COOL, AND HE FORGETS WE ARE ALL STAYING AT KAG-CHANS HOUSE!!! MUAHAHHAH AHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAH!!"
"hahahahahahahahhaahh ahahahah ahahah ahaha!!" said Kagome
"HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA!!" laughed Inuyasha for he was also listening.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" now everyone was laughing, including Miroku.
"Okay! you laughing bunch! class is over! see all of you next week!" said the teacher. and soon she was also giggling because Everyone was laughing.
Miroku looked around and noticed that, everyone was gone except him, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kag-chan here...
"I guess we were here longer then we thought!" said Sango
"YEAH!" said Kagome...
"Hani." said Inuyasha...
"BYE! see you next week!" said Sango to the cooking teacher.
"yes! bye!" said the teacher after them when they were walking out.
Everyone packed into Kagomes car and they went home to Kagome's place. They all got out of the car and then they went inside Kagome's house.
"BOY! am I tired!" said kagome...
"Hey...wheres shippou-chan?" said Sango curiously.
Inuyasha had a WIDE grin on his face...
"Inuyasha?" said kagome.
"Hes in the closet...heheh...MUAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH-" said Inuyasha, but he was cut off when Kagome, again, hit him in the stomach.
"OW!! OW DAMMIT KAGOMEEE!!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"POOR SHIPPOU-SAN!! SHIPPOU!!" both the girls yelled and then looked in all the closets and found him in Kagomes closet..
"THANK GOD YOU GUYS ARE HERE! HE THREW ME IN THE CLOSET AND HE LOCKED ME INSIDE! thirsty...must, get food..water!!! BATHROOM!!!" Shippou screamed and
ran to the nearest bathroom. Miroku and Inuyasha were just cracking up!! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
"YOU JERKS!!" yelled sango
Sango went and kicked Miroku in the butt and he fell to the ground landing on his face. "OW...OWWWWWWWW!!! eek! my nose! it hurts!! my butt hurts!! oh...wait....this isn't good...."
"MIROKU DID YOU JUST-"
"Miroku shit his pants that what happand!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHA AHAHAH AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Inuyasha was just laughing all over the floor.
"BATHROOM!!!" Miroku ran to the bathroom, but the door was locked. "WHOS IN THERE????" yelled Miroku. which, he was holding his butt because...YOU KNOW!! hahaha!!!
"ah, shippou-chan is in there. GUESS YOU HAVE TO WAIT MIROKU-SAN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" yelled Kagome from the stairs.
one hour later...
"SHIPPOU GET OUT OF THERE! I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS CRAP IN MY PANTS FOR WAY TO LONG!!!" By now, everyone was just rolling on the floor cracking up non-stop.
"HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHA AHAHAHAH *hack* HAHA!!!!!!!
"I'm not done in the bathroom!" yelled Shippou.
"GET OUT OF THERE NOW OR YOU WILL REGRET WHEN YOU DO GET OUT!!!" yelled miroku.
"No." yelled Shippou. which he was starting to giggle himself also. hahahahah!
"SHIPPOU-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled miroku at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP!! LET ME TAKE A DUMP IN PIECE!!!" Everyone was just cracking up from what shippou said.
"HURRY SHIPPOU!!! I GOT A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUP UP!!!"
"NO! SERIOUSLY!!! I'M GROUNDHOGGING!!!!!!!!!!" A/n: Groundhogging, when a coyote sticks his head in and out of the ground ^^
another hour later...
***FLUSH!!!****
"I'm done..." said shippou. he walked out and kicked Miroku in the butt and Miroku was speed racer holding his pants and he ran inside and before he closed the door he said, "You WILL
REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN WHEN I'M DONE IN HERE!!!" and he slammed the door shut. Everyone was still laughing after all the hours that has past by and there faces
were all red and swelling up.
THREE MORE HOURS LATER!!!...
***FLUSH, clog...cling cling...*** oh that can't be good...~~
"Oh shit..." said miroku.
"WHAT DID YOU DO MIROKU?! I HEAR WATER!!!" yelled Kagome. all of a sudden water was coming out of the door of the bathroom.
"OH CRAP DID HE DO WHAT I THINK HE DID???"
"He craped so much the toilet couldn't flush!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"MIROKU OPEN THE DOOR!!!" yelled Sango
"YEAH MIROKU! YOU'RE GONNA DROWNED IN YOUR OWN SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" yelled Inuyasha
shippou just stayed down stairs and listend to what everyone said and laughed all over the place.
"SOMEONE GET THE PLUNGER!!!" yelled Kagome as she tried to open the door.
"whats a plunger?" said everyone
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPANING!!!" yelled Kagome
Kagome ran down stairs to go and get a plunger and then she heard a HUGE wood breaking noise up stairs. "OH MY CRAPPEN GOSH!!! WHAT THE...?!" Kagome got the plunger
and then saw water dripping down the stairs and she followed the water and Inuyasha riped threw the door, and sango and Inuyasha were slipping and falling on Miroku's
Turds...EW!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KAGOME-CHAN!!!!" screamed Sango for she had some turd in her hair.
"DAMN! TO MUCH CRAP FOR MY OWN DAMN SELF!!!" yelled Miroku
"I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MUCH CRAP COULD COME FROM ONE HUMAN BEING!!! AH!!! DAMMIT!!! MIROKU!!!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Lord...why me?" as Kagome watched in horror. As disguesting as this may be, she walked in there and on any turds floating around..EW!!! TO MUCH CRAP FOR ONE PERSON!!
and, she turned off the water thingy thats behind the toilet, and the water stoped. Everyone sighed and was all disguested.
"Okay...I have dips on the shower...EW!!! KAGOME-CHAN!!" Sango ran out of the bath room in horror and got some towels.
"Miroku..." Kagome had steam coming out of her ears boy!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" kagome pounced on Mirku and beat the crap out of him!!! "THIS IS FOR RUINING THE CARPET!!!" ****SLAM!!!***
"AND THIS IS FOR MAKING THE HOUSE SMELL LIKE CRAP!!!!!!!!" *****SLAP!!!****
"AND!!!" Kagome got off miroku and she saw he had red marks on his face and went..."my life is so over."
POOR miroku! he was withering on the ground..."Ow...show mercy all mighty Kagome....ow...tender..." and he passed out and landed on a turd. ew~
"MIROKU-SAN! wait...ew, what happand?" asked Sango,
"SERVES HIM RIGHT! augh! you know, after he FIRST toke a dump he couldn've flushed, HE CAN FLUSH AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS! HE SHOULDN'T LET IT PILE UP
LIKE THAT AND-"
"Kagome-san, please, your making us all sick!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Oh well, guess I will have to hire a plumber." sighed Kagome, as she knows a plumber in china is VERY expensive.
"WHAT?" yelled Inuyasha
"A PLUMBER! he can fix all of this! okay? now you guys, er, take a shower and I'll go call the plumber." Kagome went down stairs and dialed a number.
"Hello, chinese Plumbing service. Yes, I have er, a problem...one of my, *ahem* spouses cloged up a toilet and...Yes...Oh, THAT MUCH? eek...okay...thank you, bye. okay, 1:15 is okay...
thank you, bye." ***Beep****
"AUGH!!! my life is so over! and plus! I need a carpet guy to come in to get rid of the poop smell in here or else my parents will think a threw a party or something and I'll get grounded
FOR THE REST OF MY HORRIBLE LIFE!! aughhhhhhhh!!!" Kagome screamed to herself.
"Well, its not THAT bad...well, yes, it is bad...it smells like a skunk crawled up miroku's butt and died...AUGH, yeah, ew, but, Everything will be alright Kag-chan." said Sango.
It looked like sango had a nice shower, geting the poop off her and everything.
" ***Giggle****" Kagome luaghed at the site of Sango-san. it was very funny."
"What?' asked Sango
"Ah, nothing, here, let me comb your hair..." Kagome got out a brush from the kitchin and started brushing Sango's hair.
"Ah, your hair is so pretty. Ah, wait, I have some conditioner to put in your hair. it will get rid of, augh, that smell and make your hair not have any knots." Kagome went into her room
and she got some special conditioner. It smelled like Blueberrys. It smelled Real good.
"Okay, I'm back." Kagome put some in sango's hair and started brushing her hair. It was all silky brown, like pure silk. She must off used something on her hair because it did feel
like pure silk.
"Sango-san, do you use anything on your hair? like a shampoo or conditioner like what I'm using on your hair right now?" asked Kagome
"Ah, my grandmothers secret. She gets these special ingrediants and gets water from an old oak tree and mixes it together. Makes anyones hair look beautiful, just with a first use."
"Wow! must work real good eh sango-san?"
"Hani...I miss my Grandmother oh so very much." said Sango in a sad way.
"Sango, does that mean..."
"yes..."
"I'm sorry sango-san..."
"Don't be, Its aright. In fact, I should go get dressed." Sango went up stairs after thanking Kagome for doing her hair, and while sango was walking up stairs she braided her own hair.
" ***Sigh*** " Kagome went and looked at the flowers and hummed to herself...Butterflys were everywhere dancing with the wind...
"Oh, hello mister bird." when Kagome reached out her hand a robin sang for her while she sat there, the robin got on her finger and chirped.
***Smiles*** Kagome knew everything would be all right, this had to be a sign or something, not everyday would a robin sing for you.
after a good fifteen minutes the robin pecked at Kagomes cheek and fled.
"Oh well...Bye robin." Kagome sat and looked at the flowers.
Then, she saw a strain of silver hair near her shoulder, and looked to see Inuyasha was sitting near Kagome.
"Aye, Inuyasha-san, have a nice shower? I can tell you toke a shower because your hair is all wet." Kagome giggled at her own comment.
"feh..."
"Can a do something with your hair? brush it or something?"
"No."
"but Inuyasha its all in knots! let me at least trim some of it."
"NO!"
"Please!"
"Aurgh!!! Kagome-san!!! don't make me!!!"
"aw....please...I wanna play with your hair..."
half hour later...
***Trim Trim, cut, cut...snip snip.****
"Your hair looks so good with it all nice and unknoted and now your hair is even!"
"Just a few more snips and....there! done!" Kagome was happy at her work and she smiled.
"ARE you done yet?" asked an annoyed Inuyasha.
"Well, of course. look at yout hair its so cute! man! it looks so damn good! not to bad if I do say so myself." said Kagome.
"Feh..."
"what do you say?"
"WHAT? you did this at your own free will!" snarled inuyasha
"Say IT, or I will say something you WILL REGRET!!"
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!"
"YES I WOULD NOW SAY IT!!"
"no."
"SIT!!!"
******SLAM!!!!!*********
"OW! DAMMIT KAGOME!!"
"hehe...say it or I will do double the times!!"
"OKAY! thank you kagome-san...."
"Aye! alright your welcome Inuyasha-san..."
"urrr..."
"Augh...I have a headach...YIPE! Inuyasha-chan? whoa, nice hair dude!" said a now awake Miroku which sango draged him to a couch and he passed out there after a few minutes...
"feh..."
"Whats your problem?" asked Miroku.
"Hey, didn't you promise to take me and sango-san to the movies??"
"uh...."
"YOU TOLD HER WHAT!!!???" yelled a ticked off Inuyasha...
"umm..."
"I KNEW HE LIED TO US KAGOME-SAN!!" yelled Sango which she had on her new clothes now...
"I think we need to-" before Kagome could finish, Miroku got on his knees and said, "Please! show mercy almighty Kagome-sama...and, Please don't hurt me, WAIT, IT WAS ALL
INUYASHA'S FAULT! HE DID IT!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU GIRLS!!!" Miroku had an evil grin on his face.
"WHAT?? MIROKU YOU LITTLE-"
"GET INUYASHA-SAN!!!!"
the girls were about to kick his butt, but, Inuyasha clutched his fists.
"Oh, think you can take us on eh?"
"Do it Kagome-sama..."
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE KAGOME!!"
"SIT!!!!!!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT A THOUSAND TIMES SIT!!!!!!!!"
*********SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM BOOM!!!!!*****
Inuyasha passed out right there and then! no, but wait, he got up and then fell again...haha...but, although Inuyasha didn't have nothing to do with it...he got punished? oh no...
"hehe..."
"YOU GUYS BELIVED ME??? hahahaha!! poor Inuyasha-san!" laughed Miroku
"WHAT???"
"er....oh crap..."
The girls locked Miroku in a closet and put the Passed out Inuyasha on the couch with a pillow and blanket.
"Oh crap....WELL, SANGO IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"MY FAULT?? WHY MY FAULT!!"
"YOU TOLD ME TO SAY SIT!" as soon as Kagome said sit again Inuyasha slammed on the floor.
"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!"
"KAGOME-SAN!!!!!"
"WHAT THE...WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??" inuyasha got up off of the floor and sat on the couch.
"when you do that they hurt you know!!!!!!!!!! I'd probally be dead right now if I was human!!!"
" ***ahem*** anyways... me and sango-san want to say sorry because miroku lied to us and-"
"YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM??"
"er...yes.."
"FEH!"
"....."
"YOU TRUSTED THAT PERVERTED PRIEST AND NOT ME!!!! WHOS THE ONE WHO PROTECTS ALL OF YOUR BUTTS!!!??? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Inuyasha calm down!"
"feh!"
Inuyasha went outside and sat in a tree, and left kagome and sango there to ponder what had just happand.
"Eh, what just happand?" see what I mean?~
"Er, I think we need to apologize..."
"TO INUYASHA?"
"Yes..."
"Well...alright."
"Wait, didn't we ALREADY say sorry to inuyasha?"
"Well, not REALLY..."
"...."
"OKAY, your job, Kagome-san, go out there and be nice to him and everything. me, I'll stay here and make sure miroku doesn't get out."
"Okay, Here I go sango-sama..."
Kagome went outside to see if Inuyasha was in a tree again.
"Inuyasha..." yelled Kagome
"...."
"HA, Inuyasha I know your here..."
"....."
"Please, me and Sango-san are very sorry, and I should be the most sorry for sitting you all those times...So please come out...."
" HAHAH, very funny you guys! You stink."
"Hey! I said I was sorry."
"Ah, but get on your knees and tell me your sorry. feh."
"Inuyasha...I can still sit you even if I can't see you...hehe..."
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!"
"Aye, your right Inuyasha-san, I probally wouldn't."
" ***Sigh*** "
"How much you wanna bet your in a tree somewhere..."
"Augh!"
"hehe...because thats all you ever do is go and sit in a tree..."
"Feh."
Kagome went and looked up in the nearest tree and there she saw Inuyasha, staring back at her. Kagome climbed up the tree and then she sat on a branch next to where Inuyasha was
sitting.
"Hello Inuyasha."
"feh."
"Ah, you still don't forgive me eh? AW, THEN YOU STINK. hehe..."
"Okay! I forgive you. Happy now?"
"Hani"
"OKAY THEN."
"Lets just forget it ever came up..." Kagome grabed Inuyashas hand and squeezed it tightly. "I truely am sorry...I will trust you more...from now on."
"Kagome-san..."
"HEY!! Kagome and Inuyasha! I'm making soup! come down from the tree!" yelled Sango.
"Hani? Oh boy! this is a REAL treat! Sango's a great cook! com'on Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha picked up Kagome and flew off the tree and landed on his feet. Then they both ran into the house.
"Hey! Sango-chan, whats this I hear about you making soup?" asked Inuyasha.
"Its my mothers reciepe, I looked in Kagomes kitchin and found everything I need! Com'on, maybe you guys could make yourselfs useful." said Sango
"Okay! What do you need us to do?" asked Kagome.
"Well, Inu-san, I need you to go make the table and put out bowls for me. okay?"
"Feh...fine sango-sama..." Inuyasha started geting out the napkins and the bowls and he set them down on the table. And for once, he didn't complain.
"and Kagome-chan, I need you...to help me make the soup, and Inuyasha..."
"Hani?"
"after your done with the table...you get to be the first to taste the soup!"
"ok...."
"Alrighty then! Lets get to it!"
****Authors notes****
Okay! this is my first Inuyasha fanfic and I'm proud to say it came out very well! don't worry you action people out there, there will be more sesshoumaru for you peoples!
ah, yes, I think a few things in there I put was hella funny! I laughed at my own book so much! I love this book and maybe I will continue the story with a suprise ending,
oooo ooooo, don't you guys wanna find out about this SOUP sango is making? hehe...find out when I get the nerve to write more from this genius mind...SIKE! okay!
peace out!~*****
Intro: Kagome takes her friends to the mall to shop and when they go home they start messing around!
~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
One day later, Kagome had to take everyone shopping because they all didn't have any clothes or anything that
wouldn't freak other people put or anything. So Kagome and the Bunch all went shopping.
"Kagome, what, is this thing on weels?" asked a very curious Sango...
"Oh! this is a car...um, I get in it and drive, and...er, you guys just ride in it..."
"OH BOY! this is gonna be fun! like riding a horse! ah! beautiful hors-"
"Oh, and, Shippou, your gonna have to transform into, well, a guy in our time, or else people will think your a talking cat."
"TALKING CAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAH-" *SLAP!* Inuyasha got smacked in the face by a oh so annoyed Sango...
"WTF WAS THAT FOR???!!!" yelled a pissed off Inuyasha...
" Inuyasha, SHUT UP!!"
"Feh!"
"ANYWA-"
"Hey! is there gonna be any beautiful woman in this oh so MALL you talk about all the time? ah, I can see them now... a-" said Miroku
****SLAPPP!!****
"and, sango must be the prettiest one there I might add...er...ow..." which sango slapped Miroku on the head with something
she had snuck in her pants...
"OKAY! CAN WE ALL JUST GET IN THE DAMN CAR!? please?!" yelled a now even more annoyed Kagome...
"How do I look now Kagome?" asked a more mature like shippou.
Everyone looked behind them and there stood a tall and handsome shippou and had stylish clothes on.
"holy cow, is that really you shippou?!" said sango
"damn straight! now thats how hes SUPPOSED to look..." said a Interested miroku
"he looks better that way..." said a I'm-still-cooler-then-you Inuyasha
"DANG! wow! you look...GREAT! okay, now peoples, INTO the car..." said a now even more annoyed Kagome.
Five minutes later...
"Kagome, please...SLOW DOWN!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NO! TURN-" *BUMP!*
"Uh, ...*gag* guys...I don't..feel to good...." which Inuyaha didn't look to good eather...he was turning green...
"WHAT? Inuyah-"
*GROSS throwing up sound...*
Inuyasha had put his head outside the window and threw up out side...yet, he was still throwing up.
then, while he was throwing up, Kagome hit a bump and the barf went on the windshield...
Everyone: "EWWWW~~ewwwwwwwwwwwww~~EWW!!! GROSS! I see, EGG AND BACON JUNKS!!
"I hope he didn't blow junks on the side of my car...I just washed this car!" yelled Kagome.
"EWWWW~~WWWWWWWWW~EEEWW!!~~" yelled shippou.
"HUH! GUYS! I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOING THERES JUNKS ON THE WINDSHIELD!" yelled a now scared Kagome.
"KAGOME!!!"
and Kagome put on the windshield wiper on and it wiped away more junks, but the junks were hitting other cars.
okay, I'm the auther of this story and that is just to gross!!!~~
"okay...were at the mall..."
which Inuyasha looked better now but the smell of the car smelled so gross! there were junks trailing from where they drove
on the parking lot and cars were sliding from it...ew.
"whoa! this place is huge!"
"the mall is so big!
"feh..."
"right, okay, lets all go to differant stores and then meet back here...no! I know! we will meet at the ice cream shop thats here!
right over there near the mall opening. okay, each of you get $300 dollars, I'll stay at the ice cream sho-"
"But Kagome! I need you to, er help me with...OTHER things..." said sango
"I'LL HELP YOU!" yelled a happy Miroku...
***SLAP!!***
"PERVERT!! NO! I WANT KAGOME TO HELP!!!"
"ow..."
"OKAY! lets all go..."
Hour later...
"Sango! is that a new tank top and jeans your wearing!!! my gosh its so cute!" yelled kagome, which, after a hour or so, everyone met back and
told each other what they all bought.
this is the list of what everyone got...
miroku bought...
two shirts, one white and the other dark blue, I mean, DARK DARK blue.
a pair of stylish jeans, navy blue.
a pair of long shorts, about three inches below the knees, in navy blue also.
two pairs of sketchers tennie shoes, in white and black.
a pair of black sun glasses.
key chain.
a black bandana.
and one dark dark blue jacket with black rimmings.
and...top it off he got, er, some...under pants...riiight...
Inuyasha bought...
a leather jacket, in black.
black sun glasses.
two shirts one in white one in black.
a cowboy hat which is light brown that kagome told him to buy to hide his dog like ears...*ahem...*
three pairs of pants, one in black and the rest in navey blue.
a wrist watch, black with silver. *ahem*
a baseball cap in black and had some blue on it.
and, er, like miroku...under, *ahem* pants...
and last but not least, well because shippou can transfrom wearing what ever his heart wants...Sango is the last one...
she bought two sweaters, one in purple and one in blue.
black shorts and navey blue jean skirt.
black tank top.
purple sunglasses that were like purple mixed with silver and they sparkled.
a purple leather back-pack.
a pink shirt with roses on it.
black sun glasses.
and pink jeans that had silver sparkle like paint on the theighs and rear-end.
"Whoa! good choices everyone! and I say, you guys sure know whats in style! okay, who wants ice cream!" said Kagome.
"wait~ hold on a minute, with all this stuff you have givin us, why can't WE buy something? damn! I feel so guilty! why can't
we use our money from our time?!" yelled sango, the rest of the gang just kept quite...for some reason....
"aw! its okay! besides I've been saving up for a long time! I have over $12,706 dollars in my savings! you guys just get what ever your little hearts
desire! okay, now, who wants a fudge sunday??" said Kagome
"whats a fudge sunday?"
"its ice cream with chocolate and nuts and whipped cream and-"
"okay! I WANT ONE!"
"shippou shut up!"
"what??? she said we could have one!"
"brat"
"CAT!!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT INUYASHA MEANS??? IT MEANS DOG DEMON!!! AND IF I WAS A DAMN CAT
IT WOULD BE NEKOYUSHA YOU STUPID-"
"INUYSHA! shut up everyone is staring at you! now shut up and just order some damn ice cream before I rip your hair out!" yelled Kagome
"I'd like to see you try!! MAH-HA!"
"OH YEAH??!!!"
"GUYS! shut up!!! just get some ice cream...what ever it is, please..." said sango.
15 minutes later...
"Boy am I stuffed!! this was great! but man, I have a brain freeze... I think I ate to much...uhhhh....***gross sound***
"SHIPPU DID YOU JUST-"
"shippou craped his pants thats what I think happand ovah here! it sounded wet too...NEED A DIAPER EH EH???!!!"
" I...think I really DID...eep! BATH-ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HAHAHA MUAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU SAID IT! IN FRONT OF EVERYON- *burp!!!*
"INUYASHA!!"
"feh..."
"okay, you guys just totally embarrest me..." said Kagome
all of a sudden, everyone went and stared at Miroku, for, he mysteriously hasn't said a thing for about an hour or so...
"miroku?"
"...."
"MIROKU!!!! TALK BEFORE I-"
"ah, this ice cream is, yes, very good. Thank you kagome for this delicious dish. And may you be blessed..." said miroku
"FINALLY! SOME MANNERS OVER HERE! damn! finally!"
"Okay, guys, I'm back..." said a little stressed out shippou.
"hey, I spy a burnt spot..." said Inuyasha
"INUYASHA!!!"
"what?"
"AUGHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Kagome.
two hours later...
"Okay, were home! hehe...OKAY! now, everyone out of this car..." said Kagome.
"and, yes, the guys are stuck with carry-ing everything...hehe, except shippou, he needs to come over here, COM'ON SHIPPOU." said Kagome
"yay!" said a now happy shippou, he went and crawled on Kagomes shoulder and kagome smiled.
"WHAT??? WHY ARE WE BEING PUNISHED!! ME AND MISTER PERVERTED PRIEST???" yelled a mad Inuyasha.
"ah, because you guys haven't done anything for the past day or so, SO you guys get stuck with the bags, hehe..." said a mysteriously happy
Kagome...
"AW YOU SUCK KAG-CHAN! what did I do??" yelled a tired Miroku which he had no idea why he was being punished.
"AH, what did you do eh miroku-chan?" said a REALLY annoyed Sango,"WHAT YOU ARE, A PERVERTED PRIEST SO SHUT UP!!!"
ah, it made sango so very happy to express her feelings.
"okay, I'm just going to go up stairs and just lay around the house all day and be lazy while you guys just do what ever...hehe..." said Kagome
"riiight..." said a tired Inuyasha...;-)
yet, another hour later...
"Yawnnnn...ah, I'm so dang tired... must...sleep...er, oh, hello mister, I'm selling rose buds today.. and....*snoreeee*"
"KAGOME? what the heck is she talking about?" said a curious Inuyasha... "Kagome are you sleep Talking??"
"oh, hello nekoyasha...kitty...must....TOUCH KITTY EARS....*drool*"
"KAGOME!!!"
" yawwwnnnn...EEP!! oh, I forgot...I'm watching a movie with you...Inuyasha, and I fell asleep..."
"Kagome, I swear you have mental problems." said Inuyasha.
"what are we watching?"
"ah, with some dude named Jet lee, er, I think this is called Kiss of The Dragon..." said Inuyasha "This is pretty cool I MUST admitt, but,
no one can kick more butt then me and you know that. feh." said Inuyasha
"riiight, anyways.......WHAT THE??? HOW THE HECK DID I-" yelled Kagome, "INUYASHA! HIDE YOUR EYES!!! THAT STRIPPER SCENE WITH THE UGLY GROSS CHINESE GUY IS ON!!!!!" Kagome pounced on Inuyasha and he fell back on the sofa with her on top of him.
"WHAT????"
"your right this is a cool movie...were going to school tomarrow so...must slee- *snore*"
"ah, your asleep again..." said Inuyasha. Inuyasha picked up the sleeping Kagome and carried her off to her room. He tucked her in her bed and
jumped out the window into a tree, which he forgot to turn off the Tv. (DUDE! THATS LIKE THE THIRD RIMMING IN THIS BOOK!
what the heck???~)
Next day...
"Today class, were learning about the british settlement...ah, class, this is our new student...which a bit late I must add..." Kagome and Sango and
miroku all went to school but Shippou and Inuyasha were no where in site...but Inuyasha showed up to school and was all cool about it that he
was late...Everyone started whispering and giggling about the fact that he had long silver hair and long nails AND white doggy ears.
"Class, this is our new student, Inuyasha. Inuyasha please take a seat next to Kagome and take out your History book. Inuyasha sly-ly walked
past Kagome and whipsered in her ear, "Hey Kag-chan..." Kagome gave him a dirty look and then said, "SHUT up before I-"
"Kagome, is there something you would like to share with us?" asked the Teacher.
"Ano, It was nothing I'm sorry." answered Kagome
"okay then, Everyone turn to chapter 23 in your text books and-"
'hmmm...this is so boring I can hardly look at the teacher...' thought Inuyasha, 'sigh, I guess I'll just stare at Kagomes back...I don't know whats
so good about her back but it gives me something to do...'
after a good ten minutes past by he stoped staring at her back and then read in his history book.
"Oh my gosh! did you see how he was looking at Kagome!"
"Yeah like, how kawii!" squeaked some girls in the back in their high pitched voices.
Kagome and Inuyasha went to look at the girls in the back and both of them pointed at Inuyasha.
"Don't stare at me Inuyasha unless you want your eyes scratched out of your head." said Kagome
Inuyasha just said feh and then turned to read in his book again.
At lunch...
"Hey...whos that girl over there?..."
"Eep, er Kouga, thats Kagome..."
"Looks like fun..."
"Kagome! come over and eat lunch with us!" yelled Sango.
"Hello Kag-chan! how was your class?" said Miroku
"HUMPH! it was AWFUL! first Inuyasha was picking at me then he was staring at me an-"
" *BIGGG sweatdrop!* eh, KAGOME-chan, we have something for you..." Sango toke out a bowl and put some oden in it and handed it to Kagome.
"ODEN! MMMMM YUMMY ODEN! LOVELY DELCIOUS ODEN!" eeped Kagome. Kagome pounced at her meal and ate it with fury! Sango and miroku went and sat at another table
as Kagome didn't noticed they moved. Ah, wonderful oden, always filled Kagomes tummy.
After Kagome was done with her oden, she noticed the guys weren't at her table. Kagome was now in a happy mood and went to sit at Sango and miroku's table.
"Why are you guys over here?" said Kagome in a nice-happy-curious-way...
"Eep!~ well, we saw a very interesting worm..." said sango with a BIG sweat drop.
"Well I'm gonna go get something to drink. I'll be right back..." said a happy Kagome.
"YEAH, take your time. We still have 15 minutes of lunch left." said Miroku while he was eating a bag of chips.
While Kagome was going to get something to drink, she triped over a puddle of water, or other spilt substance...
"EEP!!!" Kagome all of a sudden fell Against something...'Eh, wasn't this supposed to hurt...EEP MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! nooo!!' thought Kagome.
Kagome looked up and instead of seeing the floor, she saw Kouga, she fell into him when she, WELL, fell to the ground...
"eep, er, could you like, let GO OF ME please?" said Kagome as she saw he was just hugging her...
"Kagome your MY girlfriend now!!!" said Kouga
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS??? LET ME GO!!! letmme GO!!!!" yelled Kagome.
"LET HER GO!!!" yelled someone from the audience that was now watching...
"WHO SAID THAT??" yelled Kouga.
"LET KAGOME GO NOW!!" yelled the voice again.
"NO! Kagome loves me! right Kagome?!" said Kouga
"NO I HATE YOU! LETMME GO NOW!!!!" yelled a angry very ticked off girl.
"SEE SHE SAID SHE HATES YOU!! SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU SO LET HER GO NOW!!" yelled, yet, now we know Inuyasha. He had the BOY-am-I-gonna-beat-the-crap-outta-yeah
look in all man kind! his eyes filled with anger and he was clutching his hands hard.
"NO! SHE DOES LOVE ME! SHES JUST SHY BECAUSE OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING!!!" boy! when he said that Kagome just screamed in his face and he just
pretended she was all happy. What a brain dead guy eh?
"IF YOU DON'T LET HER GO NOW I'M GONNA-" before Inuyasha could continue, the crowd around the three of them started yelling, "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"
and when Kagome screamed again, they started saying, "SAVE HER! SAVE HER! SAVE HER!!!"
then, Kagome said, "I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!!" and she hit kouga in a rather painful place on a guys body...and he withered on the ground.
"AND YOU!!! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!" and Kagome hit Inuyasha in the stomach and he growned in pain.
Then after all this she said, humph! and the bell rang and everyone went to class, and the crowd looked at Kouga and Inuyasha and went, "OOOOOOOOO" and then they started cheering
for Kagome, "KA-GO-ME! KA-GO-ME!!! KA-GO-"
"SHUT UP!!" yelled Kagome.
Kagome went to class and so did everyone. And Inuyasha barely made it to his next class, and Ladys and gentle-men, Kouga most likely went to the hospital~
"Hello class! today were learning how to make fresh home-made chocolate muffins! everyone take out your ingredients! and look at your cook book in page 54 please."
Kagome put on some head phones and started making the muffins like it came natural to her. And sango did it like it was just nature to her also. but Inuyasha and the guys and the rest
of the girls were also having problems. Kagome put her muffins in the oven and put extra chocolate chips on top. And boy did they smell good! mmm....
"Augh! I don't get the point of this!" said Miroku.
"It doesn't matter if they taste like crap" said Inuyasha
"I know I know! I will still get a good grade. Now I know why the teacher doesn't TASTE our cup cakes! hehe..." said Miroku
"Yeah..." answered Inuyasha. Inuyasha's gaze turned over to Kagome. As she was taking out her muffins they looked Perfect, they weren't burnt. Just a tender golden brown.
He looked at his and they were all gross looking as if they were once alive...
he kept staring at her then stoped and went to ask the teacher a question about something.
"My! sango! your chocolate chip muffins look wonderful!" said Kagome
"Ditto with you also! wow, I wish I could taste yours!" said Sango
"I know! you have one of my muffins and I'll have one of yours!" said happy Kagome
"Okay Kagome-chan!" answered Sango. they both toke a bite of each others muffins and their eyes lit up and they both said at the same time, "mmmmm!!!"
"Wow! yours tasted great! whoa! your a good cook San-chan!"
"Hani? Well thank you! yours were perfect! I love the idea you did with the extra chocolate on the top! it was like fudge on the outside!" smiled Sango.
"Thanks!"
"Your welcome!"
they both turned to see the cooking teacher staring at them and smiling. "Wow! what good friends you girls are! you girls are the perfect excample of what true friendship is all about!
and I must say both of your muffins look perfect! good work girls! both of you get A's in cooking class! and for good attitude!" said the teacher.
"Thank's a bunch!" said both girls.
"Augh! why did mine get all gross and burnt looking! aughhhhh!!!" yelled Inuyasha. He banged his hands on his desk and had a sad look on his face.
"Inuyasha, you probally didn't put enough Butter or flour in your muffins. Its okay, at least you tried." Said someone.
"wha..?" Inuyasha turned to look and see Kagome towering over him.
"Oh, thanks..."
"No problem..."
Then Kagome went and walked away.
"Sigh..." Said Inuyasha...
"HEY sango-san!!" Said Miroku then he slaped Sango on her butt.
"URRR!!! PERVERT!!!!" Sango released her fury on miroku and she slaped him hard on the face.
"ow..."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" yelled sango
"Me and Inu-san wanted to ask you girls to go to the movies with us tomarrow...if you would like to..." said Miroku
"THIS isn't a joke is it???" said Kagome
"No, in fact, we will pay for drinks and Popcorn and your tickets..." said Miroku. Which sango giggled because he had a red print on his face.
"well..." said Sango.
"Okay..." Kagome finished for Sango
"Seee you girls tomarrow morning! eh...wait..I guess we WILL see you all...eh, because were...all staying at Kag-chans house...er....." stumbled Miroku
"YEAH! HE WAS TRYING TO BE ALL COOL, AND HE FORGETS WE ARE ALL STAYING AT KAG-CHANS HOUSE!!! MUAHAHHAH AHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAH!!"
"hahahahahahahahhaahh ahahahah ahahah ahaha!!" said Kagome
"HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA!!" laughed Inuyasha for he was also listening.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" now everyone was laughing, including Miroku.
"Okay! you laughing bunch! class is over! see all of you next week!" said the teacher. and soon she was also giggling because Everyone was laughing.
Miroku looked around and noticed that, everyone was gone except him, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kag-chan here...
"I guess we were here longer then we thought!" said Sango
"YEAH!" said Kagome...
"Hani." said Inuyasha...
"BYE! see you next week!" said Sango to the cooking teacher.
"yes! bye!" said the teacher after them when they were walking out.
Everyone packed into Kagomes car and they went home to Kagome's place. They all got out of the car and then they went inside Kagome's house.
"BOY! am I tired!" said kagome...
"Hey...wheres shippou-chan?" said Sango curiously.
Inuyasha had a WIDE grin on his face...
"Inuyasha?" said kagome.
"Hes in the closet...heheh...MUAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH-" said Inuyasha, but he was cut off when Kagome, again, hit him in the stomach.
"OW!! OW DAMMIT KAGOMEEE!!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"POOR SHIPPOU-SAN!! SHIPPOU!!" both the girls yelled and then looked in all the closets and found him in Kagomes closet..
"THANK GOD YOU GUYS ARE HERE! HE THREW ME IN THE CLOSET AND HE LOCKED ME INSIDE! thirsty...must, get food..water!!! BATHROOM!!!" Shippou screamed and
ran to the nearest bathroom. Miroku and Inuyasha were just cracking up!! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
"YOU JERKS!!" yelled sango
Sango went and kicked Miroku in the butt and he fell to the ground landing on his face. "OW...OWWWWWWWW!!! eek! my nose! it hurts!! my butt hurts!! oh...wait....this isn't good...."
"MIROKU DID YOU JUST-"
"Miroku shit his pants that what happand!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHA AHAHAH AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Inuyasha was just laughing all over the floor.
"BATHROOM!!!" Miroku ran to the bathroom, but the door was locked. "WHOS IN THERE????" yelled Miroku. which, he was holding his butt because...YOU KNOW!! hahaha!!!
"ah, shippou-chan is in there. GUESS YOU HAVE TO WAIT MIROKU-SAN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" yelled Kagome from the stairs.
one hour later...
"SHIPPOU GET OUT OF THERE! I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS CRAP IN MY PANTS FOR WAY TO LONG!!!" By now, everyone was just rolling on the floor cracking up non-stop.
"HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHA AHAHAHAH *hack* HAHA!!!!!!!
"I'm not done in the bathroom!" yelled Shippou.
"GET OUT OF THERE NOW OR YOU WILL REGRET WHEN YOU DO GET OUT!!!" yelled miroku.
"No." yelled Shippou. which he was starting to giggle himself also. hahahahah!
"SHIPPOU-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled miroku at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP!! LET ME TAKE A DUMP IN PIECE!!!" Everyone was just cracking up from what shippou said.
"HURRY SHIPPOU!!! I GOT A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUP UP!!!"
"NO! SERIOUSLY!!! I'M GROUNDHOGGING!!!!!!!!!!" A/n: Groundhogging, when a coyote sticks his head in and out of the ground ^^
another hour later...
***FLUSH!!!****
"I'm done..." said shippou. he walked out and kicked Miroku in the butt and Miroku was speed racer holding his pants and he ran inside and before he closed the door he said, "You WILL
REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN WHEN I'M DONE IN HERE!!!" and he slammed the door shut. Everyone was still laughing after all the hours that has past by and there faces
were all red and swelling up.
THREE MORE HOURS LATER!!!...
***FLUSH, clog...cling cling...*** oh that can't be good...~~
"Oh shit..." said miroku.
"WHAT DID YOU DO MIROKU?! I HEAR WATER!!!" yelled Kagome. all of a sudden water was coming out of the door of the bathroom.
"OH CRAP DID HE DO WHAT I THINK HE DID???"
"He craped so much the toilet couldn't flush!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"MIROKU OPEN THE DOOR!!!" yelled Sango
"YEAH MIROKU! YOU'RE GONNA DROWNED IN YOUR OWN SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" yelled Inuyasha
shippou just stayed down stairs and listend to what everyone said and laughed all over the place.
"SOMEONE GET THE PLUNGER!!!" yelled Kagome as she tried to open the door.
"whats a plunger?" said everyone
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPANING!!!" yelled Kagome
Kagome ran down stairs to go and get a plunger and then she heard a HUGE wood breaking noise up stairs. "OH MY CRAPPEN GOSH!!! WHAT THE...?!" Kagome got the plunger
and then saw water dripping down the stairs and she followed the water and Inuyasha riped threw the door, and sango and Inuyasha were slipping and falling on Miroku's
Turds...EW!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KAGOME-CHAN!!!!" screamed Sango for she had some turd in her hair.
"DAMN! TO MUCH CRAP FOR MY OWN DAMN SELF!!!" yelled Miroku
"I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MUCH CRAP COULD COME FROM ONE HUMAN BEING!!! AH!!! DAMMIT!!! MIROKU!!!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Lord...why me?" as Kagome watched in horror. As disguesting as this may be, she walked in there and on any turds floating around..EW!!! TO MUCH CRAP FOR ONE PERSON!!
and, she turned off the water thingy thats behind the toilet, and the water stoped. Everyone sighed and was all disguested.
"Okay...I have dips on the shower...EW!!! KAGOME-CHAN!!" Sango ran out of the bath room in horror and got some towels.
"Miroku..." Kagome had steam coming out of her ears boy!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" kagome pounced on Mirku and beat the crap out of him!!! "THIS IS FOR RUINING THE CARPET!!!" ****SLAM!!!***
"AND THIS IS FOR MAKING THE HOUSE SMELL LIKE CRAP!!!!!!!!" *****SLAP!!!****
"AND!!!" Kagome got off miroku and she saw he had red marks on his face and went..."my life is so over."
POOR miroku! he was withering on the ground..."Ow...show mercy all mighty Kagome....ow...tender..." and he passed out and landed on a turd. ew~
"MIROKU-SAN! wait...ew, what happand?" asked Sango,
"SERVES HIM RIGHT! augh! you know, after he FIRST toke a dump he couldn've flushed, HE CAN FLUSH AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS! HE SHOULDN'T LET IT PILE UP
LIKE THAT AND-"
"Kagome-san, please, your making us all sick!!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Oh well, guess I will have to hire a plumber." sighed Kagome, as she knows a plumber in china is VERY expensive.
"WHAT?" yelled Inuyasha
"A PLUMBER! he can fix all of this! okay? now you guys, er, take a shower and I'll go call the plumber." Kagome went down stairs and dialed a number.
"Hello, chinese Plumbing service. Yes, I have er, a problem...one of my, *ahem* spouses cloged up a toilet and...Yes...Oh, THAT MUCH? eek...okay...thank you, bye. okay, 1:15 is okay...
thank you, bye." ***Beep****
"AUGH!!! my life is so over! and plus! I need a carpet guy to come in to get rid of the poop smell in here or else my parents will think a threw a party or something and I'll get grounded
FOR THE REST OF MY HORRIBLE LIFE!! aughhhhhhhh!!!" Kagome screamed to herself.
"Well, its not THAT bad...well, yes, it is bad...it smells like a skunk crawled up miroku's butt and died...AUGH, yeah, ew, but, Everything will be alright Kag-chan." said Sango.
It looked like sango had a nice shower, geting the poop off her and everything.
" ***Giggle****" Kagome luaghed at the site of Sango-san. it was very funny."
"What?' asked Sango
"Ah, nothing, here, let me comb your hair..." Kagome got out a brush from the kitchin and started brushing Sango's hair.
"Ah, your hair is so pretty. Ah, wait, I have some conditioner to put in your hair. it will get rid of, augh, that smell and make your hair not have any knots." Kagome went into her room
and she got some special conditioner. It smelled like Blueberrys. It smelled Real good.
"Okay, I'm back." Kagome put some in sango's hair and started brushing her hair. It was all silky brown, like pure silk. She must off used something on her hair because it did feel
like pure silk.
"Sango-san, do you use anything on your hair? like a shampoo or conditioner like what I'm using on your hair right now?" asked Kagome
"Ah, my grandmothers secret. She gets these special ingrediants and gets water from an old oak tree and mixes it together. Makes anyones hair look beautiful, just with a first use."
"Wow! must work real good eh sango-san?"
"Hani...I miss my Grandmother oh so very much." said Sango in a sad way.
"Sango, does that mean..."
"yes..."
"I'm sorry sango-san..."
"Don't be, Its aright. In fact, I should go get dressed." Sango went up stairs after thanking Kagome for doing her hair, and while sango was walking up stairs she braided her own hair.
" ***Sigh*** " Kagome went and looked at the flowers and hummed to herself...Butterflys were everywhere dancing with the wind...
"Oh, hello mister bird." when Kagome reached out her hand a robin sang for her while she sat there, the robin got on her finger and chirped.
***Smiles*** Kagome knew everything would be all right, this had to be a sign or something, not everyday would a robin sing for you.
after a good fifteen minutes the robin pecked at Kagomes cheek and fled.
"Oh well...Bye robin." Kagome sat and looked at the flowers.
Then, she saw a strain of silver hair near her shoulder, and looked to see Inuyasha was sitting near Kagome.
"Aye, Inuyasha-san, have a nice shower? I can tell you toke a shower because your hair is all wet." Kagome giggled at her own comment.
"feh..."
"Can a do something with your hair? brush it or something?"
"No."
"but Inuyasha its all in knots! let me at least trim some of it."
"NO!"
"Please!"
"Aurgh!!! Kagome-san!!! don't make me!!!"
"aw....please...I wanna play with your hair..."
half hour later...
***Trim Trim, cut, cut...snip snip.****
"Your hair looks so good with it all nice and unknoted and now your hair is even!"
"Just a few more snips and....there! done!" Kagome was happy at her work and she smiled.
"ARE you done yet?" asked an annoyed Inuyasha.
"Well, of course. look at yout hair its so cute! man! it looks so damn good! not to bad if I do say so myself." said Kagome.
"Feh..."
"what do you say?"
"WHAT? you did this at your own free will!" snarled inuyasha
"Say IT, or I will say something you WILL REGRET!!"
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!"
"YES I WOULD NOW SAY IT!!"
"no."
"SIT!!!"
******SLAM!!!!!*********
"OW! DAMMIT KAGOME!!"
"hehe...say it or I will do double the times!!"
"OKAY! thank you kagome-san...."
"Aye! alright your welcome Inuyasha-san..."
"urrr..."
"Augh...I have a headach...YIPE! Inuyasha-chan? whoa, nice hair dude!" said a now awake Miroku which sango draged him to a couch and he passed out there after a few minutes...
"feh..."
"Whats your problem?" asked Miroku.
"Hey, didn't you promise to take me and sango-san to the movies??"
"uh...."
"YOU TOLD HER WHAT!!!???" yelled a ticked off Inuyasha...
"umm..."
"I KNEW HE LIED TO US KAGOME-SAN!!" yelled Sango which she had on her new clothes now...
"I think we need to-" before Kagome could finish, Miroku got on his knees and said, "Please! show mercy almighty Kagome-sama...and, Please don't hurt me, WAIT, IT WAS ALL
INUYASHA'S FAULT! HE DID IT!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU GIRLS!!!" Miroku had an evil grin on his face.
"WHAT?? MIROKU YOU LITTLE-"
"GET INUYASHA-SAN!!!!"
the girls were about to kick his butt, but, Inuyasha clutched his fists.
"Oh, think you can take us on eh?"
"Do it Kagome-sama..."
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE KAGOME!!"
"SIT!!!!!!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT A THOUSAND TIMES SIT!!!!!!!!"
*********SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM BOOM!!!!!*****
Inuyasha passed out right there and then! no, but wait, he got up and then fell again...haha...but, although Inuyasha didn't have nothing to do with it...he got punished? oh no...
"hehe..."
"YOU GUYS BELIVED ME??? hahahaha!! poor Inuyasha-san!" laughed Miroku
"WHAT???"
"er....oh crap..."
The girls locked Miroku in a closet and put the Passed out Inuyasha on the couch with a pillow and blanket.
"Oh crap....WELL, SANGO IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"MY FAULT?? WHY MY FAULT!!"
"YOU TOLD ME TO SAY SIT!" as soon as Kagome said sit again Inuyasha slammed on the floor.
"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!"
"KAGOME-SAN!!!!!"
"WHAT THE...WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??" inuyasha got up off of the floor and sat on the couch.
"when you do that they hurt you know!!!!!!!!!! I'd probally be dead right now if I was human!!!"
" ***ahem*** anyways... me and sango-san want to say sorry because miroku lied to us and-"
"YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM??"
"er...yes.."
"FEH!"
"....."
"YOU TRUSTED THAT PERVERTED PRIEST AND NOT ME!!!! WHOS THE ONE WHO PROTECTS ALL OF YOUR BUTTS!!!??? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Inuyasha calm down!"
"feh!"
Inuyasha went outside and sat in a tree, and left kagome and sango there to ponder what had just happand.
"Eh, what just happand?" see what I mean?~
"Er, I think we need to apologize..."
"TO INUYASHA?"
"Yes..."
"Well...alright."
"Wait, didn't we ALREADY say sorry to inuyasha?"
"Well, not REALLY..."
"...."
"OKAY, your job, Kagome-san, go out there and be nice to him and everything. me, I'll stay here and make sure miroku doesn't get out."
"Okay, Here I go sango-sama..."
Kagome went outside to see if Inuyasha was in a tree again.
"Inuyasha..." yelled Kagome
"...."
"HA, Inuyasha I know your here..."
"....."
"Please, me and Sango-san are very sorry, and I should be the most sorry for sitting you all those times...So please come out...."
" HAHAH, very funny you guys! You stink."
"Hey! I said I was sorry."
"Ah, but get on your knees and tell me your sorry. feh."
"Inuyasha...I can still sit you even if I can't see you...hehe..."
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!"
"Aye, your right Inuyasha-san, I probally wouldn't."
" ***Sigh*** "
"How much you wanna bet your in a tree somewhere..."
"Augh!"
"hehe...because thats all you ever do is go and sit in a tree..."
"Feh."
Kagome went and looked up in the nearest tree and there she saw Inuyasha, staring back at her. Kagome climbed up the tree and then she sat on a branch next to where Inuyasha was
sitting.
"Hello Inuyasha."
"feh."
"Ah, you still don't forgive me eh? AW, THEN YOU STINK. hehe..."
"Okay! I forgive you. Happy now?"
"Hani"
"OKAY THEN."
"Lets just forget it ever came up..." Kagome grabed Inuyashas hand and squeezed it tightly. "I truely am sorry...I will trust you more...from now on."
"Kagome-san..."
"HEY!! Kagome and Inuyasha! I'm making soup! come down from the tree!" yelled Sango.
"Hani? Oh boy! this is a REAL treat! Sango's a great cook! com'on Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha picked up Kagome and flew off the tree and landed on his feet. Then they both ran into the house.
"Hey! Sango-chan, whats this I hear about you making soup?" asked Inuyasha.
"Its my mothers reciepe, I looked in Kagomes kitchin and found everything I need! Com'on, maybe you guys could make yourselfs useful." said Sango
"Okay! What do you need us to do?" asked Kagome.
"Well, Inu-san, I need you to go make the table and put out bowls for me. okay?"
"Feh...fine sango-sama..." Inuyasha started geting out the napkins and the bowls and he set them down on the table. And for once, he didn't complain.
"and Kagome-chan, I need you...to help me make the soup, and Inuyasha..."
"Hani?"
"after your done with the table...you get to be the first to taste the soup!"
"ok...."
"Alrighty then! Lets get to it!"
****Authors notes****
Okay! this is my first Inuyasha fanfic and I'm proud to say it came out very well! don't worry you action people out there, there will be more sesshoumaru for you peoples!
ah, yes, I think a few things in there I put was hella funny! I laughed at my own book so much! I love this book and maybe I will continue the story with a suprise ending,
oooo ooooo, don't you guys wanna find out about this SOUP sango is making? hehe...find out when I get the nerve to write more from this genius mind...SIKE! okay!
peace out!~*****