A/N: Gawds, whenever I make plans for stuff they never work out, like revising this because I really didn't get the story and ppl got confused. sigh If I was back in my noob Inuyasha days this would b a whole lot easier...long sigh Well, here I go! (don't hit me)
Narakus Curses and Chicken Heads!
"This really sucks! Kagome, try and shoot a arrow at him and distract him, Kouga make sure Kagome doesn't get hurt or I will hurt you in the worst way possible!!!" Inuyasha shouted while trying to attack Naraku again.
'Why does the spotlight have to be on me! Augh!' Kagome thought while loading a arrow in her bow. She shot it, but it seemed to have no affect on him, it flew right through part of his head, leaving a rather large whole, but almost instantly it grew back.
Sesshomaru was having problems too, he attacked Naraku and used all of his most powerful attacks on him but, regardless of what he tried to do he failed, and this was really pissing him off.
"You guys are pissing me off! Your like flys and I am the man with the fly swatter!" Naraku swatted them away literally after that comment.
"Well your like frickin godzilla, hows that?" called out shippou.
"Better be careful or I will go and sit on you."
"Eep! Kagome save me." Shippou crawled into Kagomes arms, shivvering from fear. Kagome sighed at this.
'We aren't getting anywhere! Whats going to happan next-' Before she could finish that thought, Naraku turned back into his original self in a puff of smoke, only to reveal he had Inuyasha and Miroku by their throats.
"Inuyasha!"
"Miroku!" Sango cried out and threw her hiraikotsu at him, but he said something about, 'the worst torture possible' and vanished.
"Where the hell did little dog shit and pervert man go???" Called out Kouga as he rushed to Kagomes side.
"I don't know, we can only imagine what he will do to the both of him."
Sesshomaru was quiet, then without a word took off, probably going back to his time. Everyone with downcast expressions went back to Kagomes place as well, to go and look to where Inuyasha and Miroku disappeared to.
We can only imagine the worst.
"Huh...what..." Inuyasha lazily opened his eyes to find himself in a dark place with werid noises, and tied by his arms and legs with chains and put on some weird bed. It was also rather cold. His arms were getting goosebumps.
"Inu-Inuyasha? Where are we?" Miroku was awake now as well, and all the way on the other side of the room. Inuyasha squinted his eyes then looked away in disgust.
"Oh my fcking gawd Miroku we are fcking NAKED!" Inuyasha tried to move from his chains but nothing he did worked.
"I was wondering why it was so cold...Oh well!"
"The fck do you mean oh well, this is serious!!! Miroku we have to get out of here!" Inuyasha struggled with all his might, but he still couldn't get out.
"Mmm yea your one sexy little doggy boy!" Inuyasha heard a voice in the shadows say.
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
Walking out of the shadows seemed to be a girl, but he looked closer and it was a guy.
"My name is Jakotsu, and I am your...torturer for this evening." He smirked at Inuyasha and winked, "Wow finally a REAL man. Yay I got you all to myself!"
"The hell you do, let me out of here!"
Jakotsu walked next to Inuyasha and rubbed his ears.
"Its okay doggy woggy we won't hurt you...much..."
"What do you mean we?" Miroku suddenly asked.
"Oh I forgot you were there Houshi, we have someone coming for you. Now Inuyasha, I have something here, that wants to say 'Hi'." Inuyasha to his horror looked at a pair of tweezers in Jakotsu's hand.
"What the hell do you plan to do with those???"
"You'll find out." Jakotsu walked up to Inuyasha, and Miroku turned his head and squinted because he knew what was going to happan.
"AHHHHHH!!!"
Kagome and Sango were off to look for Inuyasha and Miroku. Kouga split saying he was going to look for Naraku on his own time, saying he didn't care about Inuyasha, and everyone else had reasons of their own to leave.
"This is awful! I can't imagine what Inuyasha and Miroku are going through right now." Kagome sighed and sat on a rock, while Sango paced thinking of where Naraku could've taken the two.
"I don't know. This really does suck. We have no leads no nothing. Where would he...-" Sango was stoped short as she heard a rustling noise in the trees. "Kagome-chan, stay back." Sango got out her Hiraikotsu, and aimed.
"Sango careful! I feel...I jewel shard coming from there." Kagome stood up and got out her bow and arrows.
I huge looking spider came out of the woods. It stoped short and loked at Kagome, then it spit out a bunch of sticky stuff at her.
"Kagome!" Sango through her Hirarikotsu at it and knocked off its head. It kept moving.
"Why is it still moving??" Kagome gasped as it came after her, and knocked her so she fell backward. It got on top of her and showed its fangs and was about to bite her, bit Sango threw her weapon again and cut its body in half.
"Kagome are you okay?!" Sango went and helped her up. The monster disappeared, and left a jewel shard in Kagomes hand.
"That was werid." Kagome said while Sango helped her up.
"Yeah, and that seemed way to easy for a monster with a jewel shard." Kagome sighed and put a hand to her heart and she felt a pulse.
"Sango! somethings!-"
All of a sudden, a huge circle surrounded them and made a creak sound.
"Not good!" Sango gasped as the ground collapsed, splitting open, making them fall into a very deep opening.
"AHHH!" Kagome covered her face with her arms, and tried to grab into something while she fell. Sango smartly put her boomerange under her so she was standing on it, and grabed Kagome.
After almost a minute they stoped falling and made a loud thump on the floor.
"Are you okay?" Kagome asked and let go of Sango.
"I'm fine. Where are we?" The light from the opening closed up, and they were left in semi-darkness.
"I don't know, but it might lead us to where Inuyasha and Miroku is." Kagome had a flashlight in her backback, and she took it out, slowing walking with Sango next to her down the long dark looking cave.
'I hope Miroku and Inuyasha are okay...'
"Ah! Damn you! No! GET AWAY FROM ME! DAMMIT WOMAN!" Naraku summoned five old ugly woman, and they were trying to touch miroku and each of them was armed with a jar of peanut butter.
"OMG! OW! DAMMIT! NO! IT HURTS! AAAH!!!" Inuyasha was practicly crying now, his face was all red, and then after torturing him with tweezers, Jakotsu got out some Nads, and started using it on Inuyasha.
Miroku was probably hating life more than Inuyasha, because his worst fear is ugly old woman...one of them jumped him and he screamed.
"No, no! I am already commited to someone! please, let me live without having my eyes burn out from lack of beauty!" All of the woman 'keh'd', then the ugliest one looked at him, flipped her hair and said, "I'm all the beauty you'll ever need hot stuff! Now lets put you in some speedos!"
After that comment, the five ugly old ladys picked him up, then carried him outside the cell, taking him to god knows where.
"Help! Inuyasha!" Soon Mirokus crys and screams died out, but Inuyasha had his own problems to deal with.
"Get OFF ME! you stupid lil' fag!" Inuyasha spit at him, but jakotsu just smiled.
"Now, we are gonna 'experiment quotation fingers with some Plyers!"
"...What are plyers?"
"They are kind of like a wrench."
"....Touch me you shall die."
"Sure sure sure tuff guy." He smiled and pulled out the wrench and some nads. "You got one hell of an ass but your legs and arms are a lil fuzzy, so is, something else ."
"No!!! GET AWAY, NO!!!" pause "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Jakotsu got on top of him, and put nads all over his legs and arms and....yeah, then he put the cloth like paper on him, and, rippp!! off came a big wad of hair.
"Wow!" Jakotsu gushed, "Your pretty hairy, like, animal!!! gggrrr baby very good!!!" He threw his head back and laughed, but then he blinked when he saw Inuyashas eyes turn red.
"You...damn....bastard..." Inuyasha clenched his hands, to the point of riping his skin and making his palms bleed. He threw his head back and made a powerful scream, then riped the chains he had that tied him down, and almost burst the metal bars he had holding down his legs.
Jakotsu blushed and smiled, "Wow! so strong! Now maybe we can have some fun!" He laughed and took out his sword. "Com'on puppy lets get it on ."
"The only thing your gonna embrace is my foot in your ass and your face in the ground." Saying that, Inuyasha charged, while being completely naked with one leg shaved I'll mention, and swiped at Jakotsu.
"Bad doggy!" Jakotsu didn't even move, he put his hand in the air, and all of a sudden, chains went around Inuyashas legs, arms, and neck, shoving him agains't the opposite wall.
"Bastard!" Inuyasha spat out. His fangs showed and he snarled and yelled as Jakotsu put his hand behind his back, closing his eyes. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at him, as he pulled out his arm to find a chicken. Inuyasha blinked. "What the hell is that for???" He asked nervously.
"You'll find out." Said a dark and mysterious voice behind Jakotsu. "I wanted him to do this for me for my own sick pleasure."
"What are you gonna do to me?" He asked wide eyed.
Kanna appeared right beside Naraku and Jakotsu and she busted out a video camra. "Naraku plans to sell this to americas funniest home videos, and maybe get some bling." She said in a quiet voice.
Jakotsu got behind Inuyasha and blushed. "Wow! hes got such a tight ass! I bet you could'nt even fit a chicken egg in there without breaking it!"
"I bet you could put a chicken head in there, so it can bite his ass." Naraku smirked. "Go ahead and do it Jakotsu."
"Okay!" Jaktosu got the chicken, and with one hand, shoved it up Inuyasha ass!
"OMFG!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
"Hey this is better then the dave cheapelle show!" Yelled Naraku through Inuyasha screams while eating popcorn.
"Um...Jaktosu, you can remove your hand now..."
A/N: W00T another chapter ppl. this was hilarious. ANTICIPATE FOR THE NEXT ONE!!
Narakus Curses and Chicken Heads!
"This really sucks! Kagome, try and shoot a arrow at him and distract him, Kouga make sure Kagome doesn't get hurt or I will hurt you in the worst way possible!!!" Inuyasha shouted while trying to attack Naraku again.
'Why does the spotlight have to be on me! Augh!' Kagome thought while loading a arrow in her bow. She shot it, but it seemed to have no affect on him, it flew right through part of his head, leaving a rather large whole, but almost instantly it grew back.
Sesshomaru was having problems too, he attacked Naraku and used all of his most powerful attacks on him but, regardless of what he tried to do he failed, and this was really pissing him off.
"You guys are pissing me off! Your like flys and I am the man with the fly swatter!" Naraku swatted them away literally after that comment.
"Well your like frickin godzilla, hows that?" called out shippou.
"Better be careful or I will go and sit on you."
"Eep! Kagome save me." Shippou crawled into Kagomes arms, shivvering from fear. Kagome sighed at this.
'We aren't getting anywhere! Whats going to happan next-' Before she could finish that thought, Naraku turned back into his original self in a puff of smoke, only to reveal he had Inuyasha and Miroku by their throats.
"Inuyasha!"
"Miroku!" Sango cried out and threw her hiraikotsu at him, but he said something about, 'the worst torture possible' and vanished.
"Where the hell did little dog shit and pervert man go???" Called out Kouga as he rushed to Kagomes side.
"I don't know, we can only imagine what he will do to the both of him."
Sesshomaru was quiet, then without a word took off, probably going back to his time. Everyone with downcast expressions went back to Kagomes place as well, to go and look to where Inuyasha and Miroku disappeared to.
We can only imagine the worst.
"Huh...what..." Inuyasha lazily opened his eyes to find himself in a dark place with werid noises, and tied by his arms and legs with chains and put on some weird bed. It was also rather cold. His arms were getting goosebumps.
"Inu-Inuyasha? Where are we?" Miroku was awake now as well, and all the way on the other side of the room. Inuyasha squinted his eyes then looked away in disgust.
"Oh my fcking gawd Miroku we are fcking NAKED!" Inuyasha tried to move from his chains but nothing he did worked.
"I was wondering why it was so cold...Oh well!"
"The fck do you mean oh well, this is serious!!! Miroku we have to get out of here!" Inuyasha struggled with all his might, but he still couldn't get out.
"Mmm yea your one sexy little doggy boy!" Inuyasha heard a voice in the shadows say.
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
Walking out of the shadows seemed to be a girl, but he looked closer and it was a guy.
"My name is Jakotsu, and I am your...torturer for this evening." He smirked at Inuyasha and winked, "Wow finally a REAL man. Yay I got you all to myself!"
"The hell you do, let me out of here!"
Jakotsu walked next to Inuyasha and rubbed his ears.
"Its okay doggy woggy we won't hurt you...much..."
"What do you mean we?" Miroku suddenly asked.
"Oh I forgot you were there Houshi, we have someone coming for you. Now Inuyasha, I have something here, that wants to say 'Hi'." Inuyasha to his horror looked at a pair of tweezers in Jakotsu's hand.
"What the hell do you plan to do with those???"
"You'll find out." Jakotsu walked up to Inuyasha, and Miroku turned his head and squinted because he knew what was going to happan.
"AHHHHHH!!!"
Kagome and Sango were off to look for Inuyasha and Miroku. Kouga split saying he was going to look for Naraku on his own time, saying he didn't care about Inuyasha, and everyone else had reasons of their own to leave.
"This is awful! I can't imagine what Inuyasha and Miroku are going through right now." Kagome sighed and sat on a rock, while Sango paced thinking of where Naraku could've taken the two.
"I don't know. This really does suck. We have no leads no nothing. Where would he...-" Sango was stoped short as she heard a rustling noise in the trees. "Kagome-chan, stay back." Sango got out her Hiraikotsu, and aimed.
"Sango careful! I feel...I jewel shard coming from there." Kagome stood up and got out her bow and arrows.
I huge looking spider came out of the woods. It stoped short and loked at Kagome, then it spit out a bunch of sticky stuff at her.
"Kagome!" Sango through her Hirarikotsu at it and knocked off its head. It kept moving.
"Why is it still moving??" Kagome gasped as it came after her, and knocked her so she fell backward. It got on top of her and showed its fangs and was about to bite her, bit Sango threw her weapon again and cut its body in half.
"Kagome are you okay?!" Sango went and helped her up. The monster disappeared, and left a jewel shard in Kagomes hand.
"That was werid." Kagome said while Sango helped her up.
"Yeah, and that seemed way to easy for a monster with a jewel shard." Kagome sighed and put a hand to her heart and she felt a pulse.
"Sango! somethings!-"
All of a sudden, a huge circle surrounded them and made a creak sound.
"Not good!" Sango gasped as the ground collapsed, splitting open, making them fall into a very deep opening.
"AHHH!" Kagome covered her face with her arms, and tried to grab into something while she fell. Sango smartly put her boomerange under her so she was standing on it, and grabed Kagome.
After almost a minute they stoped falling and made a loud thump on the floor.
"Are you okay?" Kagome asked and let go of Sango.
"I'm fine. Where are we?" The light from the opening closed up, and they were left in semi-darkness.
"I don't know, but it might lead us to where Inuyasha and Miroku is." Kagome had a flashlight in her backback, and she took it out, slowing walking with Sango next to her down the long dark looking cave.
'I hope Miroku and Inuyasha are okay...'
"Ah! Damn you! No! GET AWAY FROM ME! DAMMIT WOMAN!" Naraku summoned five old ugly woman, and they were trying to touch miroku and each of them was armed with a jar of peanut butter.
"OMG! OW! DAMMIT! NO! IT HURTS! AAAH!!!" Inuyasha was practicly crying now, his face was all red, and then after torturing him with tweezers, Jakotsu got out some Nads, and started using it on Inuyasha.
Miroku was probably hating life more than Inuyasha, because his worst fear is ugly old woman...one of them jumped him and he screamed.
"No, no! I am already commited to someone! please, let me live without having my eyes burn out from lack of beauty!" All of the woman 'keh'd', then the ugliest one looked at him, flipped her hair and said, "I'm all the beauty you'll ever need hot stuff! Now lets put you in some speedos!"
After that comment, the five ugly old ladys picked him up, then carried him outside the cell, taking him to god knows where.
"Help! Inuyasha!" Soon Mirokus crys and screams died out, but Inuyasha had his own problems to deal with.
"Get OFF ME! you stupid lil' fag!" Inuyasha spit at him, but jakotsu just smiled.
"Now, we are gonna 'experiment quotation fingers with some Plyers!"
"...What are plyers?"
"They are kind of like a wrench."
"....Touch me you shall die."
"Sure sure sure tuff guy." He smiled and pulled out the wrench and some nads. "You got one hell of an ass but your legs and arms are a lil fuzzy, so is, something else ."
"No!!! GET AWAY, NO!!!" pause "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Jakotsu got on top of him, and put nads all over his legs and arms and....yeah, then he put the cloth like paper on him, and, rippp!! off came a big wad of hair.
"Wow!" Jakotsu gushed, "Your pretty hairy, like, animal!!! gggrrr baby very good!!!" He threw his head back and laughed, but then he blinked when he saw Inuyashas eyes turn red.
"You...damn....bastard..." Inuyasha clenched his hands, to the point of riping his skin and making his palms bleed. He threw his head back and made a powerful scream, then riped the chains he had that tied him down, and almost burst the metal bars he had holding down his legs.
Jakotsu blushed and smiled, "Wow! so strong! Now maybe we can have some fun!" He laughed and took out his sword. "Com'on puppy lets get it on ."
"The only thing your gonna embrace is my foot in your ass and your face in the ground." Saying that, Inuyasha charged, while being completely naked with one leg shaved I'll mention, and swiped at Jakotsu.
"Bad doggy!" Jakotsu didn't even move, he put his hand in the air, and all of a sudden, chains went around Inuyashas legs, arms, and neck, shoving him agains't the opposite wall.
"Bastard!" Inuyasha spat out. His fangs showed and he snarled and yelled as Jakotsu put his hand behind his back, closing his eyes. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at him, as he pulled out his arm to find a chicken. Inuyasha blinked. "What the hell is that for???" He asked nervously.
"You'll find out." Said a dark and mysterious voice behind Jakotsu. "I wanted him to do this for me for my own sick pleasure."
"What are you gonna do to me?" He asked wide eyed.
Kanna appeared right beside Naraku and Jakotsu and she busted out a video camra. "Naraku plans to sell this to americas funniest home videos, and maybe get some bling." She said in a quiet voice.
Jakotsu got behind Inuyasha and blushed. "Wow! hes got such a tight ass! I bet you could'nt even fit a chicken egg in there without breaking it!"
"I bet you could put a chicken head in there, so it can bite his ass." Naraku smirked. "Go ahead and do it Jakotsu."
"Okay!" Jaktosu got the chicken, and with one hand, shoved it up Inuyasha ass!
"OMFG!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
"Hey this is better then the dave cheapelle show!" Yelled Naraku through Inuyasha screams while eating popcorn.
"Um...Jaktosu, you can remove your hand now..."
A/N: W00T another chapter ppl. this was hilarious. ANTICIPATE FOR THE NEXT ONE!!