Chapter 8
Things That Don't Make Sense
"This is getting us no where. Where the hell are we!" Kagome complained as her and Sango went through many corridors and tunnels that were leading them to, well, no where.
"Like hell I should know." Sango sighed n stoped when they reached a dead end.
"Dead end..." Kagome whispered.
"Nice way to say the obvious." Sango rolled her eyes and leaned against a wall. "This is hopeles---"
Suddenly the wall flips over and they both are thrown into a secret passage. The girls are knocked out for a second but quickly come to their senses n get up.
"What the hell was that?" Kagome rubbed her now sore bum and patted her skirt for dust. Sango turned to her while looking around.
"I don't know...it seems like a secret passage. This might lead us to Inuyasha and Miroku. Com'on." Sango grabed Kagomes hand leading her through the dark.
It seemed like forever they walked until Sango bumped into something.
"...ow..." Sango rubbed her nose, then she sneezed.
"Sango, I'm pretty sure I have a match in my packback." Kagome reached into her backpack and dug around until she felt something that was shaped like a match box. She got out a piece of wood she kept in her backpack (For fires when none is available) and she scratched the match on the wood. The whole room brightend up. Being temporarily blinded, Kagome and Sango rubbed their eyes n looked around the room they were in.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" Sango and Kagome screamed at the same time and clung to each other. This wasn't just any room, it was a shrine with each wall covered in hundreds of golden penises! There were three really big ones in the middle of the room, the second one Sango bumped her nose in.
"Thats so gross! whats this doing here!" Kagome looked horrified at the object. "MY EYES, IT BURNS!"
"CALM DOWN, this has to mean something. Kagome, grab one of the penises and see if it does anything."
"WHY WOULD I WANT TO TOUCH...THAT...THING?" Kagome looked at it and turned red.
"Well shit I ain't touching it. I don't know where its been." Sango rolled her eyes. "Rock, paper scissors?"
"Alright," Kagome and Sango played and both of them put paper. Both of the sighed and played again. Sango got paper and Kagome got rock.
"EW, EW, EW, ICK ICK ICK!" Kagome shrieked then got a determined look on her face. 'I have to find Inuyasha...' she thought as she reached out to it.
'At any cost...'
She grabed it and she heard Sango snort.
"God thats an interesting sight." Sango started laughing. Kagome gave her a dirty look.
"Whatever..." Kagome felt it some more and then suddenly the two balls went in and then the top opended up to show a button.
"That was disturbing."
"Shut up." Kagome pushed the button and they heard hundreds of snaps and the turning of metal all around them. "Uh oh...that doesn't sound good...maybe I touched the wrong one?" Kagome sweat droped and Sango grabbed her and pushed her to the side.
"GET DOWN!" Suddenly a huge hole opened into the floor. Sango looked around and all the heads of the penises turned into huge daggers. The daggers were snapping into place and they had god knows how long until all of the daggers shot at them.
"Kagome...when I say three...jump into that hole." Sango whispered harshly to Kagome.
"What if its another trap?" Kagome whispered back.
"We don't have a choice. Its either jump in or die." Sango flinched when she heard the daggers make one more switching noise and stoped.
"One...-" The daggers shot out as Sango grabed Kagome and threw her and herself into the hole.
"THREE!"
"OH INUYASHA YOUR SO PRETTIFUL! MMMmmmMmmm!" Jakotsu had Inuyasha tied up and he was looking through his closet. Naraku and Jakotsu had moved Inuyasha into the 'Fruit Room'. This was Jakotsus room when Naraku wanted him to do something for him.
Inuyasha had had enough. "LET ME THE FUCK GO, THIS IS FAR ENOUGH. LET ME GO!" Inuyasha had red lipstick on and dark blue eyeshadow. His cheeks were a bright pink and his face was powdered white.
"God I smell like fucking cologne and Axe." Inuyasha sniffed himself disgustingly. "YOUR SICK! YOUR A SICK FUCK! YOUR SICK!"
"MMMmmm YES, HUAH HUAH HA HA." Jakotsu had laughed with his hand against his mouth.
Naraku was having Kanna taping this all hoping to sell it on Ebay at a high price.
"I wonder what everyone would think when they saw their so called 'Hero' being dressed up as a fairy plum princess with ribbons on his nipples and make up done like a drag queen.
"FUCK YO--"
Jakotsu jumped Inuyasha. "I'D BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER!"
"NO, NO NO! GET OFF ME! I don't swing that way!" Inuyasha tried to rip off his chains but he was unable to. There was a very powerful spell cast upon them. He would need Kagome here since she is a Miko.
'Kagome I wish you were here...'
"Seems like we have guests." Naraku smirked and heard loud noises from above. "Everythings going according to plan..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Suddenly the ceiling opened up and Kagome and Sango crashed into the floor.
"I DO NOT WANT TO FALL THROUGH ANY MORE HOLES." Kagome rubbed her sore bum again and Sango got up shakily.
"Wha...what the fuck is this place!" Sango looked around. The room was HUGE. Walls were painted pink with some flower wallpaper. All the furniture was a hot pink with lacey coverings on the top. A huge bed with wood surrounding it was there also, with silk curtains all around it. There was a seperate area near the middle of the room. It looked like it was used for torture since it had a bunch of tortue devices of all shapes and sizs around it with a huge ass metal bed in the middle. The bed had rainbows painted on it.
"IN--IN...Inuyasha?" Kagome looked shocked and sweatdroped when she saw Inuyasha red, blushing, and...laughing! Looking like a fag for sure, and having Jakotsu on his lap tickling his nipple with a feather.
"INUYASHA! WHAT THE FUCK?" Kagome yelled. A miniture poodle ran up to Kagome and started barking at her feet. The dog had pink nails and bows all over it with a huge poof on its legs, tail, and head.
Jakotsu snapped with an evil voice, "QUITE SHNOOKUMS! DON'T MAKE DADDY...ANGRY!" The dog immediately recoiled and cryed while running under the bed.
Suddenly Sango gushed over Jakotsu after he got off Inuyasha. "Oh wow! Such nice clothes!"
Jakotsu blushed and smiled at Sango showing off his perfectly done nails. "Thanks its cashmere!"
Kagome Sweatdroped again. "Sango..."
"Sorry."
"Inuyasha..." Kagome tried to run over to Inuyasha but Naraku with one movement of his hand wrapped her and Sango in chains and tied them to the wall.
"Shut up and watch this is getting interesting." Naraku chuckled and told Kanna to continue recording.
Kagome was getting tired of this.
"HEY, LET INUYASHA GO-"
Jakotsu kept tickling Inuyasha Nipple.
"Hehe, ha HA HAHAHAHA NO NO HAHAHAHAHA!"
"I SAID LET HIM GO!---"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT TICKLES, HAHA, STOP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"...what the fuck ever it seems like ur having fun."
YAY UPDATE I didn't want to keep you guys hanging. thankies lots for the reviews! I'll start writing again soon because of summer.