A/N: Here is your chapter 5!
"Phil! Let me in! We need to go shopping, how long does it take to get a cool t-shirt on?" Since Phil promised Keely he would go shopping with her, she insisted that he wear a cool t-shirt not to kill the natural environment of the shopping mall.
"It's not the t-shirt!"
"What then?"
"Since Seth tried looking cool today, and gave me a noogie, it messed up my hair, that's why I wore my sweater hood!"
"That's it, if you're working on your hair then I'm coming in!"
"Wait, wait, wait just one moment!" It was too late, Keely was already in.
"Oh my god, Phil, you're a skeleton! What happened?" Keely laughed so hard she fell over.
Phil sighed, "I sat on the new-ager, so just help me with the new-ager! Do you know how hard it is to be a skeleton?" Keely pressed the button, and Phil was back to normal.
"Wait Phil, don't we need to be a little bit older than we are now? We don't want anyone thinking we're a couple of idiots trying to be stupid."
"Since you put it that way, you can be 21 years old," Phil pressed in the numbers and Keely turned 21.
"Alright, and since you're the man… you can be 12 years old," Keely joked.
"Hey, I'll do it myself!" And Phil turned 24.
"Wow Phil, you look awesome!"
Phil held out his arm, "Shall we?"
Keely took it, "We shall."
They finally found the only wedding store in the entire mall after 15 minutes walking around the entire mall, it was called 'What Makes Weddings Worth It'. Keely was looking around at the poofy and frilly dresses, "These are definitely not my style, these are all…"
"Old fashioned?"
"Exactly, I want something more elegant that wouldn't make me look fat!" Someone must have over heard because a tall lady with big shiny teeth who looked like just had a face lift, came over to Keely, "May I help you?"
"Oh yes, um… I'm looking for a dress that's silky, elegant, with no ruffles, not very revealing, not old fashioned…"
'Wow,' Phil thought, 'Girls are pretty specific in what they want,' Phil looked around, there were lots of couples and a few girls who were giggling and fantasizing about their wedding, there were young and old couples and some just daydreaming.
"… And no long sleeves," Keely grinned, expecting for tons of dresses in her arms.
"Oh yes, we might have a few dresses in this section for the younger couples," the tall lady said taking them to a section, "Now, we have this long elegant one that will drag on the floor, this light blue one, this pink one, this tan one, this white one with a design at the bottom that looks like a cheetah and will also drag on the floor, and…"
"Wait, wait, hold up there lady!" Keely said holding her hand up like a cop, the lady was astonished, "I'll try this one and this one and this one and of course… the cheetah." Keely ran off into the changing rooms. Phil sat down in a chair near the changing rooms; a lady was sitting on a chair next to him.
The lady spoke to him, "Are you expecting any kids?"
Phil jumped at the word kids, "K... k… k… kids?"
"Yeah, I can tell, she's a little fat in the middle." Phil tried to explain they were just working on a project but the lady just kept on talking, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
So Phil just played along, "A… a… we're expecting twins!"
The lady clapped, "Fraternal or Identical?"
Phil lay back in his chair, "Uh… fraternal!"
The lady gasped, she was just like a young girl, "oh yaw!"
Then Keely walked out, she was wearing the cheetah dress, "Phil, I feel I should take this, it so fits me!"
Phil got up almost immediately, "Keely, if the lady asks when your "twins" are due, just play along, she kind of thought you were pregnant."
Keely gasped and turned red, "Phil!"
"I tried explaining to her! Just play along, anyways how much is the dress?" Keely looked at the tag, "500 smackaroonies?"