You'll start off in the town of Littleroot
You're new here, in you just moved.
Set the clock
Visit the Doc
And get a Pokemon to boot.

A scientist resides in Oldale Town
He's exited about strange footprints he's found.
He made a mistake
They're completely fake
So as a result he's kinda down.

In Petalburg you'll meet your dad.
Says he "You're such a good lass (or lad)"
Come back after a time
When strong Pokemon are thine
'Cuz there's a TM and a badge to be had.

Rustboro's a place where kids pool
To learn about Pokemon, aka go to school
So I ran away from there
That evil place where
People think school is cool.

If you're looking for style
Head over to the isle
The isle of Dewford
There's stuff to be heard
It's sure to be well worth your while.

Stop by the city of Slateport
There's a lot of smart people there (giggle giggle snort)
Over there a man sells dolls
Even when the rain falls
And won't return insults with a retort.

Verdanturf's got that beauty compo
Even the manliest man's got to check it out, you know
Go get a pass
And you're 'Free at Last'
To put a Pokemon up for show.

Visit Lavaridge for their hot springs
And bask in the heat it brings
Just around the curb
There's a shop that sells herbs
Be sure to go there and browse their things.

If you're in the city of Fortree
You can get an item for free.
All you need to do is play a game
It's sure to drive you insane
But you'll get a 'hidden' item, heehee.

Lilycove has a giant Contest hall
Where you go after mastering contests all
Beat your foes
Gain lots of 'Ah!'s and 'Oh!'s
And get a neat picture on the wall.

There's a guy who knows the location of you Secret Base!
He lives in Mossdeep (Dear Gods, what a nutcase!)
He's the kid with the red
Scruffy hair on his head
Will he stalk me if I make my home in space?

While you're surfing, go dive
And wander around, you'll arrive
In that nice place, Sootopolis
There's stuff you can't miss
They also sell healing items five.

Next to Pacifidlog is that fabled Mirage Island
Where lots of Kelpsy Berries grow in the sand
I've surfed the waters
Spent days and sought 'er
But to this day never found it. Damn!

Ta-da. No, I will not do the Gold/Silver/Crystal cites, because I personally never played those games. Nyet.