"We can't keep driving in this one. Lets get a new car. It can be a Junker. I don't care. I got money, I got it on the island figured it'd come in handy…Have you ever driven before?" Sawyer said sitting in the passenger seat.

"Yes I have. Would you chill? I know we need a new car, but I don't see a used car dealer around here do you? What would you like me to do pull it out of my ass?" Kate glanced at him. Getting out of the port hadn't been too hard. There were a few reporters but not anything substantial. Kate did her best to hide her face.

"Fine I was just saying Freckles. Turn left. That requires slowing down." Sawyer pointed to a road and looked back to the map he was holding. "I'm driving in London."

"Would you freaking chill?" Kate turned driving down the street. She looked around for a car dealership but there wasn't a hell of a lot of anything around here. She kept driving hoping something would show up soon.

"We should go to Italy." Kate said flipping through the radio and stopping on Smooth Criminal. She turned it up to sing along.

Sawyer rolled his eyes, turning down the radio slightly, despite Kate's protests. "I thought we said London."

"I've always wanted to go to Italy." Kate told him, taking a sharp turn.

"Can you even speak Italian? What the hell, you aren't supposed to turn here."

"I see a car dealership. And no. But I still want to live there."

"I ain't moving to a place where I won't know what the people are saying." Sawyer said looking ahead to the used car dealership. It wasn't exactly the nicest place he had seen, but he was willing to bet they wouldn't question the large amount of cash and let them go without names.

Kate pulled up to the dealership and got out. Almost immediately a man had come up to him. "Can I help you?"

"Yeah we're looking for a cheap car that actually runs. And we need you to turn this one into the dealership. We're paying in cash."

The dealer smiled clearly checking Kate out, which made Sawyer want to put his arm around her but he decided against it, not knowing how she would react. "This way."

They decided on an old gray ford hatchback. Sawyer handed over the 2,000 dollars.

"Name?"

"All you need is the money." Sawyer stated matter of factly as Kate got the rental car and started transferring things.

The dealer counted the money, seemingly keeping one eye on Sawyer and Kate the whole time. "Okay then. But don't expect us to do anything if it gives out or nothing."

"Okay. Whatever. Keys?" Sawyer held his hand out and the dealer gave him the keys. "Thanks." He got into the car.

"You're not driving." Kate said hauling a suitcase into the back.

"I'm in the drivers seat with the keys sweet cheeks so I'll be driving." Sawyer said. Kate put the last of the stuff into the back and closed it getting in the car. She pulled out the map. "Okay I say we wait a few days until we take that flight. I think it'll be safer. And then we can discuss where we want to go. I know we said London but we have more time to think.

"Women." Sawyer muttered. "Yeah okay. Then take me to somewhere with a motel love. It ain't like we got a whole lot of cash."

Kate grinned. "That's why we're going to go to a pawn shop. I know you got stuff."

Sawyer smirked. "Yeah I do. I suppose I'll be the one you'll be wanting to get a job in Unknownville."

"Well I can't. Turn right."

Sawyer unlocked the motel room and went in. Kate had sent him out to get food as soon as the sun rose. Okay well maybe eat 9:30 but Sawyer was definitely not planning on getting up that early. Kate was lying on the bed watching the tv.

"Look Claire's on the tv." She said

Sawyer looked and sure enough there she was, with the baby. They panned to a shot of Charlie sitting in the audience then back to Claire. The words "Miracle baby born to Island Survivor." Sawyer wondered how the hell it was a miracle baby. It wasn't like she'd been all-alone out there. He sat on the bed and opened a bag of chips.

"He's so cute. I delivered that baby." Kate said taking some chips.

"Then I see why they call it a miracle baby." Sawyer said, deadpan.

Kate looked at him and rolled her eyes then went back to watching the tv. "It's all over the news. " She flipped a few channels and there was Shannon. "Cue the photo of Boone. Oh and now to some crying people. Now back to a teary Shannon."

"Your so fun to be with." Kate said sarcastically. "They were talking about you earlier. They basically figure your anti-social. But your like the big interview to get. Oh and they want to find me. My picture's been all over the news."

"Fantastic. Maybe you should dye your hair or something." Sawyer suggested.

Kate looked at her hair. "My poor hair. I think your right. Maybe I'll try red this time."

"So I need to go get some hair dye?" Sawyer sighed flipping through the channels. They were everywhere. It reminded him of when he was a kid and they had 6 channels, and then the president would come on.

"I don't want to dye it though. Kind of seems stupid. You know, I still have the same face."

"Then don't. I don't care." Sawyer got up and went and looked out the window. What the hell was he doing? He was going to end up in prison. "We're going to America." He stated. If he was going to be in jail it was going to at least be an American jail.

"Why?" Kate asked quizzically going back to the interview with Claire. Charlie was now sitting next to her.

"Cause, I miss it there. It's a big country."

"Okay. I'm taking a shower. You can call and get us a flight." She said getting up and going into the bathroom.

Sawyer sat down with a sigh and pulled out the phone book, then put it back up realizing Kate didn't have a damn passport. He opened the bathroom door a sliver. "Where you going to get a fake passport?" He asked her.

"I called my friend Ted. I'll go with you to get it. I also got to figure out a way to not get recognized on that flight. " Her voice came through muffled.

He went and sat on the bed watching some crap on the tv about the best way to survive on an island. "Bullshit." He told the tv. Then an idea so ridicules that it just might work came to him. Without thinking he went and opened the bathroom door.

Kate stuck her head out of the shower. "Sawyer what the hell?"

"I just had an idea." He said a stupid boyish grin on his face.

"I'm sure it's lovely. But I'm trying to take a shower."

"Well keep on taking a shower. It ain't like the curtains see through." Sawyer put the toilet lid down and sat down.

Kate finally resolved herself to the fact that she was going to have to listen to his plan. And she was going to have to listen now. "Okay." She said going back to her shower.

"Well they don't suspect me of anything. So I figure we can go back to the states, buy a house, cause I've been needing one and live there. I can do a few interviews and pretend to be the island recluse and no one will be the wiser."

Kate's head once again stuck out, this time her hair was covered in soap. "Okay you are the recluse. And are you serious?"

"Yeah I'm serious." Sawyer told the shower curtain. "I mean I don't know about you but I think obtaining money through illegal means is going to get a hell of a lot more attention than me going to the bank and getting some from my account."

"Sawyer…" Kate started to protest but couldn't think of a reason. Maybe just maybe it would work. "We're still going to need a passport."

Sawyer smiled, praying to god that his plan worked. He also tried to figure out how the hell he was going to keep a whole person hidden from the outside world. Especially since his bank account wasn't huge so it wasn't like he'd be able to afford some country house. He settled on suburbia, an apartment was way to risky.

"Okay I need to get out." Kate said interrupting him from his thoughts.

"Oh yeah right." He said making his way out of the bathroom and sitting on the bed. Okay so he'd buy a house, he should have enough money, he'd put his up for sale before going to Australia. He was coming back to get an apartment. So he'd do that and get some heavy blinds. He had no idea how he was going to furnish the house. He guessed he'd have to find one of those houses for sale by the owner where they leave the furniture. Then he'd get a job, and work. This might just work. He laid back on the bed, still wondering what the hell he was getting himself into.

Kate came out the shower. "I think I'll get Ted to get me a wig, that way people will be less likely to recognize me." She had a towel on her head and had put on make-up. She looked really nice, Sawyer thought.

"Okay. So what's your new name going to be?" Sawyer asked letting his eyes follow her around the motel room.

"I don't know. Ted will probably make it up." She said.

Ted did make her up a name "Aurora Alton." Sawyer thought it was pretty but there was no way in hell he'd tell her that.

Sawyer drove to the airport with a knot in his stomach. He had gone to the bank earlier and got his account back in order. He also found that his car was amazingly still at the airport where it had been left. He was going to pick it up when he got there.

"So you sure this is going to be okay?" He asked Kate. She had a long blond wig on, and lots of make-up. She looked idiotic, but it was unlikely anyone would recognize her.

"Yeah. Besides we already got the tickets." Kate told him. They had fortunately gotten seats by each other though they couldn't buy them together because it would be to suspicious to have an extra ticket

Sawyer couldn't even look at on Sawyers account. So she'd bought hers in cash. her but laugh and he tried to keep his eyes on the road. "Okay. I can't believe I'm doing this." He made the mistake of looking towards her and laughed. "I gotta stop doing that."

"Yeah you do…James." Kate said with a laugh.

Sawyer looked at her and snatched his passport from her. "That isn't yours."
"Neither is half of the shit you have." Kate pointed out.