Disclaimer: unfortunately I do not own anything in this story accept my nursery!
ARTEMIS FOWL 7 MOUNTHS OLD
(Sorry I have gone back a few years)
BABY CARE NURSERY "I can't believe you're mother talked me into this" grunted Artemis Fowl to his 7 month old son Artemis Fowl the second. He was taking his son to his first day of school at the private baby care center. On entering a huge man with lots of muscles came striding up to them. "Hello I'm Arnold how do you do?" and without waiting for a answer he said: "here at my nursery we teach discipline and help bond the child with there parents, if you and you're son can go and sit over there (he pointed to a chair on the other side of the room) I'll be with you in a second, I'm afraid no other people but the parent and child can enter, it's for there own protection we can't let any old person walk in off the street" he said all this looking at Butler. "I am the boys bodyguard and do not intend to hurt him" Butler said sarcastically. "Fine if you must stay you can wait by the door".10 minutes later "Ok can you come sit around please?" said Arnold indicating to for the parents and children to come closer. "I think its time for a bit of bonding, what you're going to do is the parents are going to sit at one end of the room and children at the other, then I'm going to scare and chase each child in turn. Hopefully the child will crawl to his or her parent's protection. This should teach the child to come to there parents for help and guidance in future. He took a while lining up the children (they kept moving) but after scaring a young boy called Tom into wetting his pants the other children stayed still. He then preceded to scare each child in turn, they all crawled quickly to there parents before Arnold caught them (accept for Tom who yelped and hide under some covers. Artemis's dad had his nose up in the air he completely disapproved of this game and was tempted to get up and leave. Meanwhile Butler was watching Arnold get nearer and nearer to his principal. Baby Artemis looked up there was a big man scaring him but he knew what to do, he started to crawl. Butler watched Arnold roaring at Artemis, he saw a slight flicker of confusion in the young airs eyes and then Artemis started to crawl, The only problem was him wasn't crawling towards his father he was crawling towards Butler. Arnold continued to chase him roaring but Artemis managed to crawl behind Butler before Arnold could catch him. Arnold reached down to hit Artemis's arm with the ruler but stopped when Butler growled. "With all due respect sir the boy has to be punished for coming to the wrong person," said Arnold striating up and glaring at Butler. "Well that's not going to happen whilst I'm here," said Butler giving an equally mean stare. "Luckily for you I'm going to let you stay and I won't remove you by force unless I have to," said Arnold (little did he know he was talking to the third most danger's man in the world)…
So what do you think? I think its crap. Please review and say if you want me to continue. Also give me some ideas, for example if you want Butler and Arnold to have a fight and give me ideas for how old you want Artemis to be in my next story and what you want to happen (in other words you suggest it I'll write it).