A/N: I know, only 3 Smashers have appeared so far, but I promise I'll add more. Although I DO love working with Roy and Marth....
Disclaimer: The day I own SSBM, the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalpyse will ride up to my house and offer me a cheeseless cheeseburger. So far, that hasn't happened. Yet.
It was now 9 o'clock on the dot. Master Hand emerged from the 3 1/2 floor, only to narrowly avoid getting run over by two Bengal tigers.
"What the..?" Master Hand muttered as Marth charged into him, followed closely by Yoshi. Roy, Zelda and Ness stood several feet away watching the whole scene with obvious amusement.
"Oh! M-master Hand! I didn't see you there." Marth stuttered nervously, picking himself up.
"What the hell are you people DOING?" Master Hand roared angrily.
Before anyone could answer him, Yoshi spoke up earnestly. "I was running for President, and Marth was my running mate!"
Yoshi was not the brightest Smasher around. Most people thought he had a splintery table leg for a brain. Nobody was quite sure how he ended up as a Smasher in the first place. Still, on one of the rare occasions Yoshi got something right, he was an okay guy.
"Actually, Marth was just waking everyone up..." Zelda put in quickly, seeing as how Master Hand looked like he was about to explode.
"No I wasn't! I was trying to catch the two shapeshifters who snuck in here and poured water on me!" Marth cried, trying not to evoke Master Hand's wrath this early in the day.
"Marth, I already told you, those guys are personal assistants, not strangers." Roy said, completly oblivious to Master Hand's rapidly rising temper.
"If you're going to start lying about bringing pet tigers into the Mansion, the least you could do is agree on one story!" Master Hand said sternly.
"You're not listening! They're not pets, they're sha-" Marth's last ditch attempt to make Master Hand listen to him was cut off as Kirby bounced off him and landed on Yoshi's head,
where he stuck there.
"Wow! A Kirby hat, just like the ones that Kirby has! That must mean I can fly now, just like Kirby!" Yoshi shouted, not noticing the muffled cries of "Puyo!" coming from his new "hat" as he ran off to go test his new abilities.
Just then, Bowser stuck his head of the the next room. "Hey, has anyone seen Kirby? Me, Ganondorf, Mewtwo and DK were playing beach volleyball with him and he got knocked out of the court."
Master Hand frowned. "There's no beach around here for miles. And Mr. Game & Watch melted our only volleyball last week when he accidentally spiked the ball into a bowl of Yoshi's soup."
Roy shuddered. "Why did we let him cook dinner that night, anyway?"
"Only Yoshi would mistake a beaker of glowing green acid for celery. Good thing Kirby drank it all before we could get to it..." Ness said.
"Oh, we created our own court." Bowser reassured Master Hand as he opened the door wide for all to see.
"I'm impressed. You managed to coat an entire room with sand before noon. And this is high quality sand, too." Roy said approvingly, surveying the sand filled room.
"Don't tell me you made your own ball too..." Master Hand groaned.
"Of course not! We used Kirby." DK told him.
"For such a small being, he made an excellent ball, until Ganondorf used his Warlock Punch to serve the ball." Mewtwo informed them.
"Isn't that against the rules?" Zelda said skeptically.
"I am the great king of evil! I care not for rules!" Ganondorf shouted, glaring at the princess, who rolled her eyes.
"That's it! You people need SOMETHING to occupy your time if this is the type of thing you're planning on doing when you're not fighting!" Master Hand declared angrily.
"Like what?" Ness asked.
"A tournament! And the winner gets..um..." Master Hand trailed off. The Smashers were not motivated very easily.
"How about they get to be Boss For A Day?" Roi suggested from the hallway, where she and Siegfried were standing, having changed back to their regular forms.
"All right, a decent prize for once! I'm in!" Roy shouted happily, dragging Marth off with him to go announce the news to the rest of the Smashers before Master Hand could object, followed by everyone else, leaving Master Hand and his "assistants" in the dust.
Once they were gone, Master Hand whirled around and glared at the two figures standing in front of him. "You've done it now! We're all doomed!" He hissed angrily.
"Don't worry, we'll handle the whole thing for you! You won't have to do a thing!" Siegfried assured him.
"That's not the problem-" Master Hand began, but Siegfried and Roi were already gone. "Guess I'll have to handle this myself..." Master Hand muttered, taking out a cell phone.
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