A/N: Yay, more reviews!
Mr Lefty: Yeah, I know. Oh well, I wanted to do some sort of double name, and I doubt that many people would get "Gilbert and Sullivan". BTW, advice is good! I could use some now and then...
Disclaimer: The day I own any part of Nintendo, SSB, SSBM or any other things that belong to somebody else in here is the day my alarm clock explodes when I press the snooze button. That WOULD encourage me to not hit the snooze button all the time though...
As Ness and Mewtwo were teleported to the stage they were to battle on, Green Greens, Ness began to get slightly nervous. After all, he had just nearly been trampled by a bunch of black cats. Fighting on a stage where the floor could blow you up or drop you down and a tree could push you around whenever it pleased wasn't exactly the luckiest place to be. As the match started, Mewtwo, sensing his opponent's worries, attacked immediatly, throwing Ness into one of the bomb blocks off to the side, which promptly exploded, sending the young psychic straight up.
Mewtwo smirked. "You actually belive that a bunch of furry organic creatures will cause you to lose? Then you are quite pathetic indeed."
"Wait, what about furry oregano?" Ness shouted, his ears still ringing from the blast. As he staggered dazedly towards Mewtwo, he tripped over a Green Shell, which shot straight into Mewtwo, sending him into a bomb block on the other side of the stage. However, Mewtwo managed to block most of the blast.
"As you can see, the only thing that will cause your downfall happens to be me." Mewtwo growled, stepping towards Ness with a huge ball of energy cradled in his hands. The clock showed three seconds left as the cat-like creature began to fire the ball.
The energy ball hit Ness, KO'ing him. But at the same time, a Bob-om that had been walking about unnoticed near the two Smashers' feet had chosen this time to explode as well, sending Mewtwo flying right as Siegfried and Roi called time, making the match a draw.
Back in the Mansion, the Smashers began to get superstious again. Strangely enough, Mr. Game And Watch seemed calmer than everyone else, while Captain Falcon was beginning to get more than a little edgy. Of course, you could never tell when it came to Mr. Game And Watch, seeing as how the little black figure never spoke in anything but ear-grating bleeps and bongs.
"Well, that was certainly unlucky..." Peach said after a few seconds.
"Er..yeah. Eh heh heh heh. But, seeing as how I'm completely NOT superstitious in any way or manner, it doesn't matter! Now, I have to go..uh..do something that has nothing whatsoever to do with good luck charms of any sort. Nope, anything but that. Not me!" Captain Falcon stuttered nervously as he backed quickly out of the room. All the Smashers watched him go.
"Huh. I wonder what his problem is?" Mario said aloud.
"That was..interesting. Anyway, the next match was supposed to be Captain Falcon versus Yoshi, but seeing as how C.F's gone to go look for God knows what, we'll have to substitute a name out of this hat." Siegfried explained, pulling out a convieniently placed top hat and fishing in it for a name.
"And the winner is...Marth!" Roi announced to the rest of the room. Everyone but Marth breathed a quiet sigh of relief. Bad luck tended to follow Yoshi around wherever he went. Of course, this might have had something to do with Yoshi's stepladder collection in his room that you had to pass under to get inside. Or his notoriously bad saltshaker-to-food coordination. Or his habit of walking around the Mansion with an open umbrella for no good reason.
Marth grumbled half-heartedly as he started towards the Teleporter, followed closely by Yoshi. However, Marth failed to notice that Yoshi had followed him so closely, he had walked into the same Teleporter as Marth!
I know, this chapter wasn't that funny...I'll try and do better next time, though! R&R please!