Okay, Howdy! Sorry, it's taken me awile to find a computer. I'm sick too so I couldn't stay after school on Friday, seeing as how I wasn't there... Anyways, I feel icky. cries I really am sorry about the wait! The comps at school are being unusually shitty this week and the only reason I am able to update now is because I am at home, it's my 15th birthday so I am allowed on! Yay!

Oh yes, I do know that Hiei can actually sleep, but you don't find out at the dark tournament. Hiei's "hibernation"was just a sophisticated way to justify the fact that he was going to pass out. That also happens after Yusuke beats Sensui. The reason I know is from the episode when they fight Gamemaster. Hiei claims boredom and tells the team to wake him when they win. And in Mukoro's castle he talks about his dreams, okay nightmares. So, erm, to my point! I know I had one... OH YEAH! Okay, this fic is taking place sometime during the dark tournament, after Jin's fight because he may make a special appearance for my amusement, so who's to say his insomnia doesn't get cured between the Dark Tournament fights and the fight with Gamemaster? So no more of these 'Hiei hasn't got insomnia' reviews. No offense to the person who actually said that because she/he liked my story! I just wanted to clear that up! Now, ON TO THE STORY!

Hiei

Hiei stood outside the room, ear pressed against the door. Yukina had just gone in and he couldn't hear anything. Suddenly he heard Kuwabara's voice, loudly obnoxious as always.

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Hn, what an idiot, he JUST now noticed she was there? She's been in there for two minutes already. Baka. Hiei pressed his ear even tighter to door, everything was quiet again. I can probably only hear Baka because he's so obnoxiously loud...

"The sleeping pills? Sure, dumb things don't work anyways. Are you having trouble sleeping my love?"

Hiei growled at the word 'love'. There was a pause.

"Study them? My baby's so intelligent! I'm so proud!"

Hiei could hardly keep himself from bursting through the door and castrating Kuwabaka when he heard this next pet name. The was another long pause.

"Give them to Hiei? Kurama, how could you suspect such a thing? Of course she isn't going to give them to Hiei! Hiei would die before accepting help from one of us, and he barely even knows Yukina! Gee Kurama, you may be intelligent but sometimes you sure act dumb!"

Hiei smirked at the thought of Kurama being called dumb by someone like Kuwabaka. The Yoko inside of him must be raging to be let out so he can kill him! I really woudn't have a problem with that... heheheh...

"Kazuma's right! Why on earth would I give them to Hiei? He doesn't even seem to like me much..."

Hiei laughed as he noted her strained tone, he knew it was from the lie she had told but the others probably just attributed it to the fact that she was yelling to be heard. He heard footsteps approaching the door and stepped back.

"Did you guys hear something?" Yusuke's voice came from right behind the door.

Hiei scowled. I shouldn't have laughed. His eyes widened as the knob started turning. He frantically opened his jagan and unlocked the door to the room next door. Just as the door was opening he darted inside.

"I guess I was just hearing things..." Yusuke muttered as he shut the door.

Hold onto the pills, I will find you when I need them. Hiei told Yukina using his third eye.

"Oi, what ye doin' 'ere?" A voice with a heavy accent questioned from behind him. Jin... Interesting, I didn't know he was roomed next door...

He turned and met the Irish demon's curious stare.

"Yes, what are you doing in our room?" A cool voice sounded from his left as he heard the sounds of someone retching in the bathroom.

Hn, Touya too... Chu as well from the smell of it... He thought as he took a whiff of the air.

"I'm not telling you why I am here. I am staying for now." I stated.

Touya looked ready to send icicles chasing me down the hall but before he could speak Jin had started talking.

"Alrigh' then! Yer welcome 'ere anytime ye wanna come, ye get me mate?" He laughed jovially. If I was a lesser being I wouldn't even have understood what he said. It sounded like one word.

"Ay there Smallfry! What ya say we go get us a few shots down in the bar, eh? Jin and Icicle Pop are coming too, rrright mates? Mebbe we can pick us up some sheila's and have some giggles tonigh', what ya say, eh? What ya say?" The drunken voice of Chu floated out from the bathroom.

"I could use a drink. I will go. But if you call me 'Smallfry' again, rest assured you will not have a tongue to do it again." I decided that a good dose of alcohol might help the pills do their job. Well, it can't hurt to try it...

End Flashback

And that was how I ended up here in this place. It's filled with acrid smoke and smells strongly of tequilas. Yum. Oh well, this should be interesting to say the least, with Chu and Jin here to amuse me. Maybe I'll even get to fight with Touya, he's been glaring ice daggers at me since I arrived in their room.

A/N: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! Jin, my god, has finally appeared! He is so CUTE! There may be a few slashy remarks and actions here and there in the next chapter, but in good fun! I promise! I am of the persuasion that Jin and Touya are 'involved' so that's what the bits will be centered around, only humorous in this story though! I'm a good girl, I swear!

Okay. I know that chappie wasn't so long but I felt like I should update what I had done. So I'll post the drunkness next time. I haven't decided whether to make Hiei get drunk and do a few dumb things before going back to the room and hopefully going to sleep rather than passing out or just make Chu and Jin do silly things... Touya wants to fight Hiei, but you'll never guess why!

Next time on Yu Yu Hakusho; Prank Files. ☺ (Just Humor me!♪)

Review me PLEASE! I'll send Hiei after you with a hug if you do! See you next chapter!

Malfoys Gal