Bellatrix Lestrange Favorite Things
By Lady Lestrange
Disclaimer: Neither Harry Potter, nor Favorite Things (If you wish to sing this to that tune), is mine. Bellatrix Lestrange, Voldemort and the Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowlings. Thanks JK, for letting us play with them.
Bellatrix Lestrange Favorite Things
Muggles in torment
And Azkaban falling
Aurors gone crazy
And Longbottom bawling
We'll finally kill all the Mudbloods we see
Azkaban's leveled and Death Eaters free
Wizards made orphans
And witches all crying
Voldemort living
And The Prophet lying
All of the things that the Order will dread
Hogwarts on fire and Dumbledore dead
Throwing Avada
And shielding light curses
Blood on blood traitors
And Ministry hearses
Slow Death that soars on thestrals' wings
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the cruc'o hits
And the screams ring
When He's feeling mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
Dark Mark in the air
Unforgivables cast
My Master's eyes burning
With Dark Magic so vast
And all the pleasure that torturing brings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
My Master will call me
And I'll take my place
As soon as I purify
The wizarding race
Magic in hand and a fire in my heart
These are the things that set purebloods apart.
Black Death Eater robes
And a mask I will wear
I'll fight at his side
In His victory I'll share
The Aurors' foul souls the dementors will suck
When Harry runs out of his Gryffindor luck.
When cruc'o hits
And the screams ring
When He's feeling mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.