Chapter 1: A Gathering of Evil

Way up above the clouds in Fairy World, Jorgon von Strangle was taking his daily bath while watching his favorite soap opera. Suddenly, way down below on the ground, there was a huge BOOM! heard all over the galaxy. It caused all of Earth and Fairy World to shake violently, which in turn made Jorgon drop his hot chocolate on his biceps.

"TIMMY TURNER!" Jorgon exclaimed. Hejumped out of his bathtub and poofed (towel and all) to the Turner's house. He found Timmy in the backyard shooting torpedos at what appeared to be a floating grey tennis ball way up in the sky. The UFO shot back, causing another huge BOOM! and making Jorgon drop his other cup of hot chocolate on his other bicep.

"Aargh! My biceps! You foolish child, prepare to die!" Jorgon von Strangle yelled. He prepared his overly huge wand to strike.

"Wanda! Cosmo! Do something!" Timmy yelled, cowering in fear. Cosmo pointed his wand at Jorgon and after a huge flash there was a venomous snake there in the place of Jorgon. The snake hissed and said "Hah! I have you now!"

The snake lunged. Then Wanda sighed, pointed her wand at the snake and poofed it back into Jorgon. Then she poofed a TV in front of him tuned into his favorite soap opera.

"Ah! I love this show so much that I completely forgot what I was mad at Timmy about!" Jorgon said happily. He poofed back to his by now very cold bath in Fairy World.

Timmy let out a sigh of relief. "I'm glad that's over."

"No thanks to Cosmo," Wanda said accusingly. Cosmo did his best to smile innocently.

Unfortunately, since they were so busy dealing with Jorgon, everyone forgot about the floating grey tennis ball shaped object, therefore leaving themselves open to attack. The UFO didn't attack though. Instead, it landed behind the trio with a thud.

Timmy turned around. "Oh no! The Death Star I wished for landed! They're going to destroy Earth!"

Six people disembarked from the Death Star. Five were dressed completely in white and the other was in black.

"Wow, Darth Vader really does breathe weird," Timmy said. He shook his head. "What am I thinking? Wanda, I wish they were gone!"

Before Wanda could do this however, her wand came down with a serious case of diarrhea and made the tell-tale "you can't make this wish" sound.

"Oh great," Timmy said sarcastically. "What now?"

"Well, Timmy, Darth Vader has the force…"

"And?" Timmy asked.

"The force is stronger than magic so we can't do anything!" Cosmo said excitedly. He frowned, "Wait, that's not good."

"Well, I didn't exactly want to put it that way, but Cosmo's right, Timmy. As long as Darth Vader wants to be here, our magic can't do anything to stop him," Wanda said.

Meanwhile, Darth Vader was busy bossing everyone around, as usual. "Tell the Emperor we've found a perfect base. There's no sign of the Rebel Alliance anywhere. And you! Help me set up a base!"

"Well, can you at least get them out of Dimmsdale?" Timmy asked.

"Sure thing!" Cosmo said. He raised his wand to grant Timmy's wish, but before he could Darth Vader noticed him and used the Force to choke him, as he often did with basically everyone in sight.

"Ah! Must… breathe… need air…" Cosmo gasped. Suddenly, he stopped choking, "I forgot, we established in the episode where we posed as Timmy's parents that fairies don't need oxygen! Yay for not having lungs!"

"Argh!" Darth Vader said, frustrated. "What kind of being is this that does not bow to the will of the Force?"

"Hah!" Cosmo said, "I laugh at your frustration. Wow, I didn't know I knew a word that big."

In response, Vader sent one of his cool Force waves at Cosmo, causing him to fly backward screaming.

"You," Darth Vader yelled, pointing at Wanda, "take me to the place that your power flows from! I must know where this superior force comes from."

Wanda looked around uncertainly. "Well, I'm not supposed to-"

Darth Vader used the Force to manipulate Wanda's mind. "But for you, I'd do anything," she said, changing her mind. She raised her wand and poofed The Death Star, Darth Vader, and all the clones not currently on the Death Star to Jorgon's bathroom.

Without realizing it, Wanda has opened the way for Jorgon and Darth Vader to plot world domination, and from there galaxy domination, and from there universe domination, and…

FIVE HOURS LATER

"So Timmy, now that your plan to have a seemingly harmless battle with the Death Star failed and Darth Vader is now in Fairy World and is probably going to take over the world, what are you going to do?" Cosmo asked.

"Well… let me think about it," Timmy said. "I know! Lots of people means lots of arguments which means that nothing can get done. So if I send more bad guys up to Fairy World, they'll all argue so much over how to take over the world nothing will ever get done and the world will be safe again!"

"I'm not sure that's such a good idea," Wanda said.

"Nonsense!" Cosmo exclaimed.

"Alright. I wish that the bad guys from Harry Potter, Shrek, Zelda, Peter Pan, Austin Powers, and any other game, book, or movie you can think of were in Fairy World!" Timmy yelled.

"Done and done!" Cosmo said, and with a flash of his wand and another huge BOOM almost all the evil people ever created were assembled in one place.

This would not end well.