Hey everyone! This is a story my friend Lizzy101 and I wrote one day when we were extremely bored in Science class. Anyway, that's all from me! Flyingthoroughbred

Hi peoples Lizzy101 here just read the story and review because u know u love me!

Harry, Hermione, and Ron were sitting in the library finishing their homework on a rainy afternoon.

"Finally finished!" Hermione announced.

Harry and Ron groaned. They still had 2 more parchment rolls left to write on the uses of Wolfbane in the 17th century for Snape.

"I give up!" Ron exclaimed and gathered his supplies.

"We'll see you in the common room later, Harry," Hermione said as they left the library. Harry looked after Ron and Hermione shaking his head.

"Ronald," Hermione said, "you should really do your homework."

"I know," Ron replied, "But Snape expects us to write 5 bloody rolls of parchment on a subject that we will never use in the real world."

"As well as that may be," Hermione said pityingly, "You still have to do it. It is likely to be on our O.W.L.s."

Ron snorted. "I don't care if it is. I'm making a club to ban the O.W.L.s"

"Speaking of clubs," Hermione said, changing the subject, "When should the next meeting of S. P.E.W. be?"

"Your not still going on about that are you?" Ron asked her.

"Of course I am. Why wouldn't I?" she replied defensively.

"Well the elves are happy, and nobody wants to join. They only join because a) you scare them and b)they don't want to make you feel bad," Ron said matter-of-factly.

"Then you can just tell them that I don't want that kind of support and the can quit," Hermione told Ron stubbornly as they rounded the corner and came out into the courtyard.

"Aww! The mudblood and the weasel are having a lover's quarrel!" Malfoy sneered at them as they emerged from the hallway.

"Shove off Malfoy," Ron growled.

"I really don't think you want your posse here to know why you passed last year's exams. Do you Malfoy?" Hermione dared him.

Malfoy went pale. "Let's leave these losers to their quarrel. We have better things to do than take to mudbloods and squibs." He called back over his shoulder as he and his gang of cronies stalked away toward the castle.

"How did Malfoy pass his exams?" Ron asked excited about getting dirt on Malfoy.

"Never mind," Hermione said stalking off towards Hagrid's hut.