Chapter 2: The Return of Nag Woman
"Well, good job, Timmy. You managed to upset the balance of fiction and nonfiction with one wish!" Wanda said. "Thanks to you, the whole world is in jeopardy. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Aha! I win!" Timmy yelled, completely oblivious to Wanda's nagging. He had just managed to blow Cosmo's ship up on his latest video game. "I wish you were actually a challenge," he said, not thinking.
Wanda sighed and pointed her wand at Cosmo and POOF! He was a gaming genius.
Cosmo laughed. "You think you can win with that? Watch this!" he blew up Timmy's ship, "And this!" he blew it up again. He continued on, shooting everything in sight until finally he had destroyed everything on the screen. Yet he still wasn't satisfied.
"Come on, Timmy, wish for another game! I want to beat another game!" Cosmo said.
"Wanda please fix that," Timmy said. After returning Cosmo's gaming skills to normal, Wanda used this as another way to nag.
"See, Timmy? You need to think before you wish. If you had thought about what you were saying beforehand I wouldn't have had to undo your wish. And if you had thought about what you were wishing earlier today, there wouldn't be a convention of villains in Fairy World right now that we can't poof away," she droned on and on and on, but Timmy and Cosmo weren't really listening.
"Timmy!" Mr. and Mrs. Turner called, coming up to his room.
"Quick, guys! In the fishbowl!" Timmy said. Wanda and Cosmo poofed into fish and tried to look as inconspicuous as possible.
"Timmy, we've decided to go to the villain convention tonight so we're leaving you here with a babysitter," Mrs. Turner said.
"What villain convention?" Timmy asked.
Mr. Turner held up a flier that said:
All persons who wish to be a pawn in an evil scheme to take over the world should report to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome tonight at 8.
Under that someone had written sloppily "We've got pizza!"
"Those villains aren't really smart, are they? Aren't they supposed to hide their motives?" Timmy asked.
"Nevermind that. We're just going for the pizza!" Mr. Turner said. Downstairs, the doorbell rang.
"Ooh! That's Vicki now! Bye, Timmy," Mrs. Turner said. The two headed downstairs and left.
"Twerp!" Vicki called, "Get down here! I have some hard labor- I mean chores for you to do!"
Cosmo and Wanda came out of the fishbowl.
"See, I told you they'd want world domination," Wanda said.
"Save it," Timmy interrupted before she could get started in a rant. "I wish there was a duplicate of me to do what Vicki wanted and we were at the Dimmadome so we can spy on the villains!"
Wanda gladly complied, thinking it was the smartest wish Timmy had made all day. The three found themselves looking out over a sea of people, most of which had come mostly for the pizza. In the front of the room, under a huge sign saying "For one night only see the villain convention tonight at 8!" was a wide array of villains from a number of books, games, and movies. Among them were Voldemort, Dr. Evil, Captain Hook, Ganondorf, Lord Farquad, the Fairy Godmother, and, of course, Darth Vader.
"Quiet everyone!" Darth Vader commanded. The entire room fell silent immediately. "As we promised, you will get your pizza, but there's some business to attend to first. First and foremost, I want everyone who is not willing to sacrifice their lives to become a servant for our evil plan to leave right now."
About half of the approximate 1000 people that had showed up got up and left, painfully slowly. Finally, after everyone had left, Voldemort stood up.
"Well, we need to discuss our evil plan. I think we should set a trap to lure Harry Potter here and then catch him so that I can kill him and my lifelong dream will be accomplished. Then we can worry about world domination and all that."
"I object!" Ganondorf yelled. "We need to torture everyone on the planet! And then go to Hyrule, take the Tri-Force, and conquer the world!"
"You fools! The Emperor has said…" Darth Vader started, but was cut off by Dr. Evil.
"Forget the Emperor! We must contact the President and threaten to destroy the world unless he pays us," Dr. Evil paused to put on his evil look, complete with the pinky, "one billion, trillion, gazillion dollars."
"Let's combine all the plans to come up with a super-evil plan," the Fairy Godmother suggested.
All the villains agreed on that. Before Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda could witness the forming of this evil plan, they were discovered by one of the stormtroopers and kicked out.
Once outside, Wanda turned her nag up to "high". "See, what did I tell you? They're all putting their heads together to form a plan! You better come up with something to stop them, Timmy, and you better do it fast."
"There you go again, bossing everyone around," Cosmo said. He was quickly silenced by a glare from Wanda.
"Alright, alright. I'm thinking. But first I need to spend hours playing mindless video games. I wish we were home!" Timmy said.